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  • my friends and I, we bought tickets to go to Disneyland.

  • That's normal behavior.

  • And how many are there?

  • Are there are there are three of us three grown adult women going to Disneyland, and you know, it's California, So I just assume you can take marijuana everywhere.

  • Wait, I know that marijuana is legal now, but But that doesn't Why would you assume you could take it to Disneyland?

  • I just I just thought, Oh, it's cool famously.

  • Uh, and this is not any knock against Disney limits of famously buttoned down place.

  • They really run its I chip in Disneyland, you can take a carton of cigarettes.

  • You can drink it.

  • California adventure.

  • So I figured you can also just get high.

  • It did so wait.

  • Okay, so this is what you thought.

  • Now tell the story.

  • So I had a tin of chocolate marijuana chocolate, and I edibles.

  • Yes, edibles.

  • And I had it in my bag and I didn't hide it.

  • So it was like this tin that said marijuana chocolate.

  • And then the guy opened it.

  • And you're gonna tell the story.

  • The guy you're going through the gay, so I'm going through security and the guy opens my back and it literally just falls out.

  • I'm not marijuana chocolate on it.

  • And these are the guys that kind of dressed like old timey security guys like a little white captain's hat.

  • Yeah, you're dressed like a steam steam ship, Captain.

  • Yeah, so he looks at me and he's like, You can't bring that in.

  • And I looked at him and I'm like, It's California.

  • He's like, No, you can't bring in California, California.

  • Several new.

  • It's seven knives fallout.

  • You can't come in here with us.

  • It's California, California knives.

  • So he's like, you have to dispose of it.

  • So my friends and I go by the trash can and we're thinking we're not going to dispose of this.

  • Put in a Ziploc bag and put it in her pocket and walk in and, you know, we just didn't hide it, right?

  • So wait.

  • So they told you that you were directed by these old men dressed a steamboat captain's to go over and dispose, Throw out?

  • Yes, your marijuana.

  • You're well.

  • Okay, so we get to the trash can and then we're putting it into a Ziploc bag and two other security guards come up to us and they're like, we see what you're doing.

  • Oh, my God.

  • And we were like, we weren't trying to hide it.

  • We're training, put the weed And is it blocks?

  • So we take it inside.

  • She's like, No, you can't bring it into Disneyland.

  • Right?

  • Which I thought was clear the first time.

  • I thought I was clear when they said, You've got to go dispose of that.

  • And there's the trash can.

  • Was that not clear to you?

  • What?

  • You know what?

  • Also, the guy looked at me like, Come on, try to hide it.

  • The guy who first checked my back, So I was like, Oh, this isn't on.

  • This is like a secret.

  • Like, obviously he's just saying, like, hide it, It's cool.

  • But he did not mean that he met.

  • Get rid of it, right?

  • And I'm just gonna say this cause I'm a big fan of Disneyland.

  • Ah, and of the Disney Corporation and the products they make when they say something, I listen.

  • So Disney, if you're listening, I want you to know I'm listening.

  • And so it is not so sort of what happened?

  • So then the lady comes up to me, the security guard and another security guard.

  • And we see what you're doing.

  • You have to dispose of it.

  • So I said okay.

  • And I just throw it away and she said, You can't throw it in the trash.

  • Kids will go in there and take it and eat it.

  • What?

  • Yeah, So I so I don't know what to do with it.

  • And she's taking as a former Disney trashcan.

  • That's true.

  • This is insane.

  • If you were, this isn't even a joke.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, in podcast land.

  • Yeah, Matt Gourlay worked at Disneyland, and you were dressed up as it was not dressed up trash.

  • What, were you, a remotely operated it?

  • Oh, I thought you were dressed up whole trash can.

  • Oh, I thought you think it's much better.

  • I thought that your job right before meeting May was that they fours ago.

  • Yeah, right.

  • Like a year ago, is that they put a trash can on you when you had the waddle around and go?

  • I'm a trash can If I eat shit and refuse And I'm always high.

  • So many people have thrown the marijuana out inside.

  • May Here comes that coded, Loathe coating ladies here this'll is why I keep failing the l s a t.

  • I want to be a lawyer, but I can't.

  • It's a trash can that dreams of being a lawyer.

  • Yeah, is actually really brilliant.

  • But because you keep throwing marijuana out hatch he's too high and he can't pass the l sat.

  • I'm doing a story I just created a guess what?

  • Disney.

  • If you want it, it's yours.

  • That's a great Pixar movie.

  • Yeah, s o the security card comes up to She says, Listen, either you dispose of it or your day ends here.

  • For Mickey's sake, please would make the right thing.

  • This shit drives me crazy to work their way.

  • So she shed for Mickey sake and I said, Who's sick?

  • She goes, Mickey's and I said, Mouse.

  • She said, No roar for Mickey Rourke, say, because look what drugs did to his career, this'd what they say every time I go to Disneyland, like for Mickey Rourke say, but it is has a lot, anyway, she really said, she said, For Mickey, say so.

  • Always say, like have a Disney Day matters and everything.

  • It's gross.

  • It's say there it is we're supposed to do.

  • No, I'm not talking on I'm not gonna have anyone.

  • Bad mouth.

  • No, it's a colt back behind the walls.

  • Yes.

  • You could tell she do the way she was acting.

  • That's very successful.

  • They make a lot of money, and I'd like to work for themselves.

  • All right, s so she said for Mickey sake.

  • And it's a nice we know I was like malice.

  • And she goes Mickey's sake.

  • And then, um, I said, Do they make you say that?

  • And she's She said, No, I'm telling you, for Mickey's sake, you need to figure out what to do here.

  • And I literally 1st 2nd stopped and thought, Do I want to do Disneyland sober?

  • And I almost left.

  • But we had paid, like, $300 for these tickets.

  • So we we decided to just get rid of them and we went in.

  • But they missed a few minutes that we had in a Ziploc bag, so he still had a really great day.

my friends and I, we bought tickets to go to Disneyland.

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