Yes.

Is that crazy?

Andy, can you imagine if we allowed emojis on California license plates?

Be crazy.

Yeah, Beverly Hills doctor might have this on his car.

I can plump your lips, you know?

Or you might see this on a Lamborghini sports car.

Very small Penis.

Who's going, sir?

Why are you booing?

You insulted?

Could you drive a Lamborghini?

No.

I'm Grant Frasier from the National Eggplant Growers Association.

And you just used an eggplant emoji as a symbol for a Penis.

And that's not cool.

Combined, everybody uses the eggplant to symbolize a Penis.

Doesn't make it right, folks.

On behalf of America's eggplant farmers, please limit your use of the eggplant emoji to convey interest in the buying, selling, cultivating, cooking or eating of actual eggplants.

Anything else and you're hurting farmers away, but okay.

Come on.

Can't you?

Can't you at least see why people use the eggplant Emoji?

No, I can't.

It's botanically incorrect people.

Eggplants aren't veiny.

Eggplants don't have two plums growing under them.

Eggplants don't shrink in cold water.

Well, okay, but if you're gonna be literal.

It isn't exactly like a Penis.

Thank you.

Eggplants are of food, people on amazing food.

A night plant starts out as a tiny seed that's plunged into a mound of moist, fertile soil.

On.

Before you know it, it's growing larger and turning more purple.

And one day you're looking out over your patch and you see a nice one in your save yourself, man, I would love to have that inside me.

So yeah, so you grip it and you pull it and you're taking inside and you stick it in a warm oven.

And when the time is right, by God, you pull it out of the oven and into your eager mouth.

When I ask you, does that sound like a Penis to you Waiting a mount Fertile Growing more purple inside me Warm off, eager mouth.

Oh, my God.

I see it now.

From now on, no more eggplants.

It's bananas for me.

Brought to you by the banana council.

Bananas way also look like way.

Yeah, where?

I don't I don't care if it makes the show unwatchable.

I want him to eat that whole thing.

Eat it.