It is so good to be here with Conan and Andy.

And you.

It is also so good to be in 2020 for me personally.

Really good to be in 2020 2019.

Not the best year of my life.

I got divorced in 2019.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

And a couple in a couple collapse, you know, I will say it does make me a bit of a pioneer.

You know, gay divorce.

Say we haven't even had that long enough to realize that it rhymes.

That's hilarious.

We could've been laughing about that for a longer period of time, but we didn't have our rights was really the main obstacle.

This is tough for me to admit to you as an artist, but my parents are together.

My folks were together.

I come for a stable home.

Why am I doing this?

My folks are in love.

They're best friends.

They've been together for 50 years.

Their bodies were more things.

So they look more like each other.

Every day they share one pair of clogs for gardening.

That's what I'm from.

And I'm getting a divorce.

It feels it feels unfair.

I will also say, You know, I felt I felt like I lost in identity.

I really didn't want to do with myself.

It's not just sad, it's disorienting.

I mean, in 2019 I took a spoon carving class.

That is what it is like getting a divorce.

You're just shouting into the void.

Do I like to carve pounds?

What do I like 2019 in the year of my life, when I put on Elka Seltzer into a Lacroix the minimum number of bubbles I needed I needed to leave the house.

That day.

I dyed my hair in 2019.

I never tied my hair.

Millet.

I dyed my hair.

I looked amazing.

I went white.

It was all white.

Looked so good.

But then I had to add some color back in because men would not stop congratulating me on winning the World Cup.

You know, I bound now, but that is a real thing.

From my actual life was very difficult to be in airports.

You know, when we fought for marriage equality, we went with love is love.

That's what we went with as a community.

Our message.

I wish we had said love is love, but queer shit is specific.

I wish we had gone with that because because I feel like I've been in my trauma and I've been having to do education like a lot of my straight friends said to me, Oh my God, you're going through it.

Put on a breakup song.

Okay, sure, but there is not a Beyonce song, for instance, that applies to my life right now.

Gel lonely, it ISS to exist off the edge of the Beyonce catalog.

She's got instructions for what you're supposed to do in terms of a break up.

You're supposed to you invite your girlfriends over and then you like.

But boy, but there's a boy and you say goodbye.

But that has nothing to do with my life.

There's no girlfriends, my girlfriend.

There's no boy.

It's just a mutually shared group of non binary people, just a quorum of days who can see both sides.

And there is no song about that yet.

I feel like I was meeting with a divorce lawyer.

That person was asking me, What about kids?

Kids factor into this.

Are you out of your mind?

I said we couldn't afford to buy kits.

This is 90% about pet visitation.

I I swear to God, I swear to God every queer couple I know who has split is dealing with an elaborate and court mandated pet visitation schedule.

If there was a way for GPS to indicate this, you would see most traffic in every major city is just used.

Stick shift.

Subaru's carting dogs with hyphenated last names back and forth between vegetarian restaurants.

Way messing with your city's anything Not gonna stop.

Cameron Esposito, Thank you so much.