Gav: We're the Slow-Mo Guys

Dan: Welcome to this video

Gav: We're in- We're not good at being fast. We should stick to being slow.

Dan: I think we should, yeah. Gav: It's still June

Gav: Which means more giant balloon.

Gav: The more I say it, the more I think it's not- Dan: [laughs] Shutup!

Dan: Just get on with it! You suck.

Gav: So this one, we'll put you on the balloon... IN the balloon.

Dan: IN the balloon, ON the trampoline. Gav: ON the trampoline. Dan: Right, okay.

Gav: And uh, we'll have you go... completely inside the balloon.

Dan: Okay. So I'll drown, basically. Gav: And maybe-

Gav: And maybe using the trampoline, I'll try and pop the balloon by jumping next to you.

Dan: [laughs] Alright. Gav: How about that? Dan: Sure.

Dan: Sounds comfortable. Gav: Yeah.

Dan: Compared to last week, sure.

Gav: So here you find yourself, once again, you're getting into a red balloon.

Dan: Yeah.

Gav: Just removing the remnants of the previous balloon.

Dan: Okay, right, how did I get in this last time?

Gav: You started filling it and then you- As it got bigger, you just put both your legs in and then I genie-d you in.

Dan: You genie-d me in?

Gav: Like remember you were a genie for a second? Dan: Oh yeah.

[Both laughing] Gav: You look like- You look like a weird genie!

Dan: That's right, yeah. Okay, right.

Gav: You'd think for most people, that would be an unforgettable experience. Dan: [laughs]

Gav: But for you, it's like "How'd I do that again?" Dan: Yeah.

Dan: I've just not been working out recently so I'm fat right now. Gav: [snort]

Gav: B, don't let other people tell you you've been- you're fat or anything.

Gav: Don't let James Buckley tell you you've got fat.

Dan: It's not James Buckley I'm worried about.

Dan: This is the part I hate. Gav: What is?

Dan: Gettin' in the balloon. Gav: [laughs]

Dan: Just looked at it and I'm like, "I've gotta get- I've gotta get through this."

Dan: I have to get through that. Gav: [laughs]

Dan: Alright, every Christmas, it gets harder.

Gav: It is annoying, the way we shoot. Cuz we shoot like, a year's worth of videos at a time.

Gav: And if you're not feeling fit, you're gonna be that way for like an entire year on camera.

Dan: And it's on the Internet as well forever. Gav: Yeah.

Gav: [snorting] Dan: [struggling]

Dan: Well, one of my legs' in.

Dan: I f-I hate this. I forgot how much I don't like getting in a balloon.

Dan: Dammit!

Both: [laughs]

Dan: Ugh, okay, oh yeah. I'm good. Gav: [laughs]

Gav: The genie's back! Both: [laughs]

Dan: Currently, right, because I've been- I'm wearing a thong at the minute right now. It's all jammed up up my arse.

Dan: I think I'm ready for the final stage of insertion.

Gav: Okay. Dan: Which is, first of all, the shirt comes off.

Dan: To reveal this.

Dan: And then-

Dan: And then... somehow-

Gav: This is the "underneath" view. Dan: Ay I'm- Gav: This is happening here.

Dan: [grunts] Gav: [laughs]

Dan: Shoulder's in. Shoulder's in, boys.

Gav: He says as it pops out. Dan: [laughing] Shut up.

Gav: I don't know why but it makes you look really small.

Dan: It was much bigger last time. I swear I waited. Now I'm just in this really small balloon. Hang on.

Dan: Oh that's better. Gav: Yeah?

Dan: This brings back memories. It really does. Gav: [laughs]

Gav: Okay, so I guess I'll just jostle you around now until it pops.

Dan: So you can take the hose out? Gav: Yeah, I can take the hose out.

Gav: Alright. Dan: This is already very disconcerting.

Gav: You ready? Dan: Okay, I guess.

Both: [laughs] Dan: I feel like I'm in a washing machine!

Gav: Well, I'm clearly not heavy enough or strong enough to jump and break the balloon.

Gav: You look abit- You look a bit sad, just there. On your own in the middle of-

Dan: I'm actually quite happy here. Gav: Yeah? Dan: Yeah.

Dan: It's not exactly like I'm doing any work, is it?

Dan: Just sat in a pool of water.

Dan: Not got much air in here.

Gav: Oh wow.

Gav: [laughs] Just a bloke in a balloon.

Gav: [losing his sh*t] Dan: God!

Gav: Did you almost drown, under there? Dan: No, but-

Dan: I've not got out before, so I was wondering how long it was gonna be.

Dan: If you want, I can do that properly from the inside.

Gav: I think it'd be good if you went under-

Gav: And jammed your face like through the front of it until it popped.

Dan: My face isn't sharp enough. Gav: Just open your mouth and your teeth will pop it.

Dan: I can't get, like- It's cos of the way the balloon's shaped. I'll have to like- It'll be impossible.

Gav: I'd go under, swim to the uh, front- Dan: Swim?!

Dan: Swim!

Dan: *sarcastic* Hold on, I'm just gonna choose front crawl.

Dan: Fuggin' mug.

Gav: I reckon if you press your face to the front, reaaaally hard and like kicked off the back as well, you would come straight through like an arrow.

Dan: I don't think so.

Gav: Alright, let's check your clearance. [laughs]

Dan: What is it? How close to the ground am I?

Gav: You're about a foot. Dan: Is that it?! Gav: Yeah.

Dan: God!

Dan: Not getting the uh, "jumped around" effect anymore. Gav: No, it's not really-

Dan: It's gonna pop soon, anyways, so-

Dan: Let's do it quick.

Gav: Facial expression as you come through like you've just champion-ed a womb. Dan: [laughs]

Dan: Jumped through. Right, get me the screwdriver and get some scissors ready just in case I can't break through.

Dan: Okay.

Gav: Good luck. Dan: Cheers, B.

Dan: You ready? Gav: Ready.

Gav: There he goes. He's in, he's completely in.

Dan: I popped it with my head! I couldn't get my mouth there.

Both: [laughs] Dan: I popped it with my head!

Gav: Oh dear, you were in there for so long! Dan: [laughs]

Dan: I was trying to get it with my mouth, cuz I was like this, I was like- *flopping* trying to get my mouth on it, but couldn't.

Dan: So I was like "Screw this." I just went- *Dan noises* and just popped it.

Gav: Loads of it leaked out. Dan: Did it really?

Dan: Were you scared that I was just gonna get trapped in there?

Dan: You could see my face trying to bite it and I just couldn't.

Gav: I don't know why you were trying to attack it upside down, but it seems like the hardest-

Dan: No, because- Because the way the trampoline was.

Dan: It was bent like that and like, broken my back to be able to do it the right way up.

Gav: You can see your eyebrows so clearly. Dan: [laughs] Look at me in it!

Dan: It's ridicul- [laughs]

Dan: See if you can see the moment where I'm like "You know what, sod this. Just gonna use my head."

Gav: This is one of the weirdest sights I've ever seen in my entire life. Dan: So strange, look at it!

Dan: Oh yeah, at this point, I was like "You know what? I'm just gonna stand up in it." And just try and do this.

Gav: You actually look like a baby in the womb. It's like that Massive Attack video. Dan: It is! That's exactly what it's like.

Both: Oh!

Gav: It came away from under you. Dan: Did it?

Gav: Yeah. Dan: Goodness.

Gav: Look at where the split starts.

Dan: Oh yeah.

Gav: Came from underneath. Looks like one of those Star Wars doors, I think.

Gav: And you're still completely inside water. Dan: Yeah.

Gav: That's ridiculous. Dan: Oh no!

Both: [laughs] Dan: Look at my knob

Dan: We can't have that.

Dan: Can't have that! Gav: Oh no! What are we gonna do about- [laughs]

Dan: We can't have that!

Dan: That's ridiculous. Gav: I'm gonna have to censor that. Both: [losing their sh*t]

Gav: Oh no!

Gav: We're gonna get flagged for inappropriate con-

Dan: Look how-

Dan: Oh, I'm so like fat and pasty and I just- my knob's just right there. We can't have that!

Dan: Look at it!

Gav: Well, uh, these cameras are known for their clarity and detail but-

Dan: You're- You're gonna have fun editing that, I'm telling you.

Gav: That wasn't the detail I wanna see. Dan: Yeah.

Gav: The future version of me is already traumatised from having to k- Oh, I'm gonna have to keyframe it!

Dan: You're gonna be looking at that, for ages.

Gav: Explain to the audience what the raw footage looked like, if you had to explain it.

Dan: Kay, the raw footage, I'd say, if you got like a thin napkin- Gav: Right. Dan: Right.

Dan: Covered a sausage and a tennis ball and sort of, slightly wet it.

Dan: And then it just slowly flickin' around. You could just see everything. There was nothing left to the imagination there at all.

Gav: Well, hopefully, the next video will involve just as much giant balloon but slightly less-

Dan: Of me. Yep. Gav: Penis.

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Gav: And, next week, brand new giant balloon video. In Giant Balloon June.

Dan: Yeah. Gav: That's not a good name. Dan: No.