Yesterday's big game was very exciting.

Like, I don't know why they don't just

make every football game the Super Bowl, you know?

That way, you get more people watching.

And the best thing about it is,

even if you don't like the sport,

you're bound to find something else exciting.

MAN: And they have done it!

Chiefs are Super Bowl champions here in Miami...

MAN 2: Superstar quarterback Patrick Mahomes

leading the charge in a thrilling comeback,

defeating the San Francisco 49ers.

Mahomes making history at just 24 years old,

becoming the youngest quarterback

to be named Super Bowl MVP.

I'm going to Disney World.

WOMAN: Shakira and Jennifer Lopez wowed the crowd,

singing and dancing up a storm.

There's one person, though, at the Super Bowl

who wasn't that impressed.

-KING: I saw this guy. -Check out this one fan in the stands.

We got a picture of this.

This guy is out cold.

A sports reporter caught him

catching some Zs during the game.

He most likely, of course, paid a lot of money to score a seat.

The average price for a Super Bowl ticket

is close to seven grand.

Okay, okay, okay. There are two ways to see this.

Either you can be mad because this guy wasted a lot of money

just to miss an incredible experience,

or you can see it as this dude balling out so hard,

he spent $7,000 just to take a nap.

-(laughter) -That's a serve.

But seriously, how-how chaotic is this guy's life

that he's like, "I need to go to the Super Bowl

just so I can have a quiet place to sleep"?

Like, how noisy is his home?

He must have, like, 13 kids,

and every one of them is Bernie Sanders.

"Dad, Dad, Dad, I can't find my toys!

"The DNC stole them from me!

Dad! Dad!"

But we're... we're just kidding around.

-This guy is clearly dead. Now, um... -(laughter)

The big moment from last night that everyone was talking about,

or raving about, rather, was J.Lo and Shakira.

They killed it. They really killed it.

-(cheers and applause) -Yeah.

But... but some people were really pissed

that J.Lo pulled out a stripper pole to do some moves.

Now look, I understand some parents might be angry

because there are kids who watch the game,

so, for all those parents, just tell your kid

J.Lo's a fireman, all right? Problem solved.

Right. And here's another thing.

J.Lo spent months learning how

to be a professional pole dancer for her movie Hustlers.

Let me tell you something. If I spent that much time

learning how to pole dance,

I would be pole dancing every chance I get.

I don't care where I am, I would be doing it.

I'd be in the subway like... ♪ Jump on it, let's do it. ♪

-(cheers and applause) -♪ Riding my pony. ♪