Saint Patrick's Day, huh?

I tell you, I had a wonderful ST Patrick States.

It was a little weird.

Not a lot of people in the bars today, but, uh, I couldn't really get anyone to kind of imbibe, but, oh, gift to the gap.

You know, they wanna talk to me so much, but it's tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Now, let's, uh sure.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, yeah, technically now.

But really, tomorrow is when they go to the moon.

Yeah.

I made a gross miscarriage.

Well, let's talk about I gotta say I have matter, though.

No, it's what I have seen people wear manner.

I've seen people where every kind of nonsense to say I have never seen.

I'm trying to put the sex back in the ST Patrick's Theo way.

Oh, yeah.

You know, usually when a sexy guest comes up, I try to be cool about it, but I can't help it.

Keep looking a lot, Louis.

Oh, you're talking about playing that sax back in ST Patrick's Day.

I don't know if you've ever been in Ireland for saying, I think it's a very it's sexy there.

I mean, ST Patrick used to sing to getting it all talking about.

It's completely a different, different type.

Like, for instance, do you know, um, our perception of traditional Irish music you dishes is in fact, could you guys give us a little sample?

That's how I know the traditional.

That's not in Ireland.

If you go to Ireland to play some real Irish music.

No sexy Doyle.

This Now that's what you call driving out the snakes.

Yeah, the Irish are naughty.

That's the stupidest thing anyone's ever done here since we yelled it A duck not 10 minutes ago.

Where did you do with those dogs?

Yeah, I don't know.

People boo their horrid creatures.

I went back there.

Accord?

Would you let me ask you something?

Where did you Where did you learn?

What did you learn about ST Patrick's Day?

Thank you.

Where did you get your perception of ST Patrick?

Where does it come from?

Pharrell is an Irish last name.

My relatives are all from Ireland, and in fact, and they must be proud.

They're very proud.

In fact, I brought some.

So my cousins are in New York for ST Patrick's Day and they came by the studio and I loved to bring him out.

You're Irish theme, Theo.

Shame is on the left.

Poland with Della.

And there's Aidan.

Right way.

All right, stop what you're doing.

You were such a body.

Made a scene.

This is old.

I'm working out clean shaven hair clippings for you here.

You're killing me.

Stop touching yourself.

I will give you my wife now, sir.

Not lie.

What's changed?

Subject for sir Not live 25 years.

Are you look or not.

Are you working on it?

I'm gonna try really hard to have a serious conversation with you.

Are you Are you working on any new characters?

Will anything we can look forward to on the show?

I'm working on one new character.

Ah, which actually is it?

I worked on a movie four years ago.

That was very special film STV straight to video and s so you probably have never heard of it.

But the one guy that I worked with, one of the we were three friends.

He overacted his part's a little bit.

So this is Jim Ferguson, the over actor.

So if you could give me a line like you know Hey, Jim, You're supposed to be here at three.

Let's just do a scene and I'll show you my new character for good.

You ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Well, hey, Jim.

You're supposed to be here at three.

Are you sure?

Conan, I could have sworn you told me for.

He gave it that much on everybody that much on everything.

And with you dressed like this?

No, no one dresses like this, right?

All right.

You have a, uh I'm told that in addition to this, I mean, this should be a tree, but I was told you had a treat for us tonight.

A special thing I really do for tonight.

Which is this is all fun and games and everything, but something serious, Something serious?

Uh, my father's musician, Actually, music is a big part of my life.

I've played the drums since I was in the seventh grade and always kept up with it.

But one of things going on in public schools right now is the funding for music programs is being basically eliminated.

And a lot of these kids that it's a big, big problem.

And a lot of kids aren't getting to learn these type of things.

So And if I hadn't had that s o, I kind of visit schools and try to help kids and see, um, try keep this alive.

It's kind of like my one crusade.

That's a really nice thing that you're doing.

Schools in New York.

I came apart.

I came across my friend Remo here.

Who's an excellent drummer?

Theo Remo.

Remo is is he's a drummer.

When you met him is old, 10 years old, and we met at his school up in the Bronx and visited there.

And we're gonna have an old fashioned drum off.

And this is your way of raising awareness raising awareness of the plight of funding for the music program.

Okay, drum up.

This is a nice idea, Theo, right?

You want to, uh, if you want to get us started here, let's take it away.

OK, here we go.

Right two.

Yeah.

I think they get the idea.

You will not get public funding now.

Show business.

I will trust you.

Take it easy.

Just take it easy.

You don't pull that stuff with me.

Take it easy, all right?

Your ass is grass.