Have you ever wondered what's in my bag?

I certainly have.

I feel like you know, this format.

It's something that people do all the time.

It's what's in your bag, and someone turns up with a handbag.

There's a bit of product placement, and they'll be like, Oh, it's a receipt.

Oh, it's some chewing gum And this lip gloss, we don't actually have a sponsor.

Andi.

I actually have no idea what's in my bag, because I grabbed it on my way out the door to explain ever cupboard full of magical sax on Dhe.

I get stuck on a handbag for ages and then move on.

And then whatever's left in the wake of me leaving this just stays in there.

So it's very much like a tomb.

So here we go.

First up, don't smoke kids.

It's horrible.

Here is a small child looking at a grave with some flowers on it.

Um, yeah, but sorry, that's what's in there.

Um, a lip thing from so coo.

I have a 1,000,000 lipsticks.

They're all the same color, which is basically lip color.

So it's invisible.

A waste of time.

My phone.

I smashed the screen so I had to get a new one.

And in the shop, they advised, I get a more sensible case.

Eso doesn't smash again and I bedazzled it like a nine year old girl with little gems.

My last photo is off.

My friend Ian.

He sent me a text last night saying, You left your phone out while you went to the loo and I took those pictures of myself with it.

So that's that's that it is really nice.

Last text.

Was these hands for my friend's deaf?

Because she said we should have some vino soon and I said Yes.

And she said, It is great, um one contact lens minus 2.75 That's for my left eye.

This one's 3.25 Um, I meant to wear glasses and give my eyes arrest, but I never do.

And that's why I have Sam paper for visuals.

Cool sunglasses, a tampon, but like a really old one.

But any name and that life is any role, they're gross on.

They keys to my house unfolds.

I feel really grown up when I use this like you do.

I got this guy in on night now Oshima in Japan went to the art island and they have this big pumpkin by Osama.

And it was really cool.

So I bought a thing to remember that by and then I got a blue elephant because he's really cute.

And this is just like, whatever planet for 1000 years.

And then my other trinkets all my Forbes.

I don't know what that one's for.

I think it's for Citi bike.

No, I let you don't know what that once for.

Could be anything.

Yeah, another temple.

You never know the plug thing, Some beads.

There's a lot in here sometimes.

Yeah, there's too much in here.

Another lipstick abroad that's definitely seen better days.

Also looks kind of small golf.

Random trash Minute.

Your voice actually need that mention moisturizer, a plane tickets to Naples, which I genuinely don't remember going to.

We've been to Naples, 17th of October.

I felt been to Naples.

This is my name on it.

Anyway, I went to get work.

That was fun.

This is a bag in the bag that I haven't opened the bag that holds the bag.

Um, it was something that we made for our Bloomsbury group collection.

So it has a picture of Virginia Woolf on it On DDE.

Uh, Vanessa Bell.

It's very nice.

I should probably open up and use it.

Okay, A tissue.

Oh, Sandra, Tell Michael's a face mask, another contact lens, a pen from the Bowery Hotel, 20 p £1.20 and oh, the wire.

That's literally what's in my bag.

I guess I like charging my phone, forgetting about planes, and I'm really worried about my period all the time.

That's what we can glean from that.

I think.

Thanks for watching.

It's a Shorty but a goodie.