I just said it.

Pee Wee's big adventure.

We all remember when that movie came out.

35th anniversary tour.

I cannot believe it's been that long.

Me neither.

It's amazing.

And I got to tell you I became an actor because I'm terrible at math.

But if you're not terrible at math 35 years I was nine years old when I made that thing.

I was terrible at math.

And I also thought if I became an actor, I wouldn't have to wear a suit to work.

Right.

And now look at you.

Yeah, yes, I think this is good that you're here on this show because this appearance is gonna help you sell more tickets to the Big 35th Adventure Tour.

That's what I think.

It's cold out.

It's sold out.

It's sold out Well, why are you here?

If it's so, I don't know.

I felt I felt weird.

I thought it would be your here promoting something people can't go to if they want Thio.

Exactly.

Exactly.

There aren't will.

It's been so successful that we've added some dates.

Those actually are not in a in a few cities.

There's a few tickets left.

If you actually know if you are smart.

If you're really you know, you use your brain at all, buy them right away.

Okay?

Now, how is the tour going?

You were telling me before you went out on the tour and I told you before you went, this is gonna be a smash.

You gave me the most incredible advice, also like.

And I thought you were joking with me.

But you weren't.

You were serious, and it was No one knows.

You know what?

I've spent so much of my life telling people things in earnest and they go me to my wife.

I loved her.

She was like, but it's the same thing when I try to be.

Exactly when I told your wife that I love Turkey.

But I do love your wife.

I love your wife is watching right now.

She does not watch this show.

Your wife's watching right now.

I want her to watch me have six strokes.

Uh, okay, So this tour is doing so amazingly right now that I'm gonna break some news right now on your show, we are adding so many dates.

I don't know if this is a record, but we're adding over 600 dates, a two and 1/2 year extension.

I'm going to go to all seven continents.

I am currently studying languages, four languages so that I can speak to, like the Chinese in Chinese, the Russians and Russian and be able to none of the system.

I think this is true.

I wish you had.

Actually, everyone here was like, This is amazing.

You shouldn't have told us you were lying, cause that was really convincing.

I had to tell you.

Yeah.

So the way it works is you screen Pee Wee's big adventure.

We screen all the people before they come in, whether they're allowed to be whether I like them or not.

Like getting into a studio 54.

Sure.

Yeah.

That's a cool reference.

Uh, no one here knows that you're talking about Who cares?

You've changed since you had that water.

But you screen the movie and then you take questions afterwards, and it's not what?

Let me just stop you right there.

If I may.

May I call you Conan?

Um, it's not a Q and A.

It's just in a it turned out to me that I didn't really?

No one asks question.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I meant to say what I meant to say is It's just Yeah, it's just a name.

It's not cute.

Okay, you tripping up there for a second?

I thought you were being earnest, but you're okay.

It's It's not a Q and A.

It's just in a It turned out when I was putting the show together, I realized I really wasn't very interested in the audiences questions, you know?

So So I, um, I have a list of questions that I've heard from people.

And I tell the audience these air some questions that I would be interested in.

I'm not going to answer them.

But these are the type of thing.

And then I asked the audience a lot of questions.

Really?

Okay, well, this sounds dreadful.

No, no.

I want Are you being serious or Ernest?

I know that's the same thing.

I don't even know I'm such a sociopath.

I don't know what I am.

I could be the judge of that.

Yeah, if you want.

You can.

I don't, um I do want to say it's a really fantastic show.

I mean, what else would I say?

Really?

But it's it's seriously.

It's an unbelievably fantastic amazing evening watching the movie with 2000 people that are all know the movie.

It's like going to The Rocky Horror Show.

Only it's going to the P B.

But these are people that have loved you for some of them for 35 years, since the movie came out.

So they know the movie.

They're saying the lines along with the movie and then you come out afterwards.

That's gotta feel great.

It's gotta feel really good.

It's okay.

No, it feels it feels unbelievable, really.

It's.

I would use the word staggering.

Honestly, it's so moving and this is what does it come back to?

You told me ahead of time.

You said, Try to try toe, drink it in, try to enjoy it, enjoy it because you earned it.

That was an amazing piece of advice for me.

In all seriousness, we're being completely complete.

We're being completely serious.

I almost liked you for a sec.

There's my okay.

We have we have a clip from Pee Wee's big adventure just for the fun of it.

Really?

Yeah, I just want to show a clip from people's big adventure.

And I don't think we need to set this up.

Let's just go to it right now, aren't we?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Let's take a look.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world.

Not for $100,001,000,000 Trillion then You're crazy.

I know you are.

But what am I?

You're a new you know you are.

But what am I?

You're an idiot.

I know you are wet.

Um, I know you are, but I know you have a lot on my mind.

You are, But what am I know you have one of my infinity.

No, I'm not.

You are No way to make me.

You make me because I don't make monkeys.

I just trade him dopey.

We listen to reason.

Come on, Listen to reason be we That's my name.

Don't wear it out thing.

I forgot.

I forgot something in there.

What?

Imitating people when they're Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

I really don't like it.

Uh, you know, it's amazing.

It I remembered, first of all, seeing Pee Wee's Playhouse and then the movie came out and it just being such a revelation to me, It is it.

It was so insanely childish but beautifully entertaining and hilarious at the exact same moment if I could not agree with you more.