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Everybody For first, we feast on Shaun Evans and you're watching hot ones.

It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.

And today I'm joined by M K Bhd.

Marquez Brownlee is YouTube's tech shaman, The Shorty Awards creator of the decade of the most popular reviewers on the Internet, For good reason.

But how does he handle his death wings?

We'll find out today.

Marquez.

Welcome to the show.

Thanks for having me.

And I know that this is a long time coming.

But before we get started, I do have to ask, How are you a spicy food?

I think I'm average.

I don't really think I'm way better than average or really bad at this.

I think we'll find out that we will find out today.

You ready?

Get it going.

All right.

All right.

Very kind of.

That's a kick.

That's that's hot sauce is not just saw.

Sits outside.

All right, we're in there So you've built a YouTube channel off of schooling the masses on what's new and pop it in the world of text.

I think that it's only fair that we give the people the Marquez Brownlee gift guide for 2018 on wing one.

Let's say I have $300 to spend on headphones first.

Do I even need to spend $300 on headphones?

If that's my budget, which I get during your bucks is a nice little That's a nice little price range for some, like headphones, because you're definitely serious about it.

But with 300 bucks, you start to get into, like, discerning difference between, like, it's Sennheiser Over here versus an open back, you get different styles.

Wireless Wired.

Ah, personal favorite of mine is Audio Technica Xem fifties and their way under 300 books.

I can read you recommend those was like 1 61 70 There's a lot of different things you can do with that price, so it's a good place to shop.

Have you ever used the phrase Thank God I was wearing my Google glasses?

No, never, Never Once.

Actually, that was a weird time, so I like, actually tried to use them walking around the street.

And just never once was it something I was super happy to have on.

If you could steal one item out of Casey Neistat studio, what would you grab?

Oh, that's a good question.

He's got a lot of stuff in there.

He's got drones.

He's got cameras, got lenses.

But I would probably take something like the one wheel or some ridiculous electric transportation that I don't have yet that I want to try.

But I'd take some lessons with it because there's no I'd be good on it.

And then one of the great bar room takes of our era is that porn is the real driver of innovation when it comes to technology.

Is that true?

In your opinion, have you ever given the matter any thought?

I think it's true.

I know for effect.

Google is the number one most viewed website I know.

YouTube is the second most popular website, Facebook.

I think just a red it just passed.

Facebook is number three, but I'm sure as faras like volume, there's a couple of porn sites that do major traffic and have major influence over what people do with their online time.

So they're big drivers.

Naughty America or Bang Bro's Man Have no bang, bro.

Just sounds better.

J k.

Everyone knows it's browsers.

You ready to move on?

Marquez.

Let's do it.

That one I could do every day like that.

Like the label to that's clean black and white Dom.

I'm giving him a bottle.

I know you hate it.

I'm giving her the bottle.

Put it in the bag.

So tech news usually stays at the maven Cobb, But nothing seems to really bubble up in the pop culture space quite like Apple product announcements.

What confuses you?

What annoys you when non tech people cover Apple?

I mean apples, probably the most popular company out there.

So there's a lot of people who just kind of peripherally are aware of how massive they are.

And with that, you always get people who ignore the tech and just focus on the fact that people are big.

Apple fans call you an apple fan boy, they'll say you're a mindless sheep if you like apple it all, no matter what your reasoning, someone's gonna say that I think some people are mindlessly just getting the next iPhone just because it's the next iPhone.

But as someone who actually likes to put thought into an analysis of products, it's kind of weird to get that from people.

What's the worst Apple take that you've ever heard from a civilian on the street?

They just react strongly to change.

So when Apple just anything, whether it's removing a headphone jack or having a notch at the top of the screen, they just hated.

There's plenty things they've done that I thought were great, that people just hated cause it was different, but it's mostly just a just a reaction to being different.

I was watching a video of you on Instagram playing ultimate Frisbee, and I don't know what my expectations were exactly, but it wildly exceeded my expectations.

That's that's a great compliment.

I'm doing my job.

Then I gelt gelt, gelt.

I went to the high school in Lakewood, New Jersey, where the sport was invented in 1968.

That's where the first games were played.

I think a friend or two and just said, Hey, come out to a practice.

You might like it and I haven't stopped playing since what's the most disrespectful move that you can pull in the ultimate pitch?

Like, Is there any post realization equipment there is?

It's the Vince Carter.

It's jumping over somebody.

It doesn't happen that much.

I can say I have done it, unfortunately, wasn't on video.

There is a photo version of it.

All right, we're in there, son of Zombie.

So it's like not the zombie apocalypse.

I remember that from previous seasons.

All right, son.

A zombie.

This is definitely a sleeper.

I'm nervous because a lot of its field tame and I take big bites.

And then I don't know what's about to hit me.

How is it that all these YouTubers seem to be able to impulse by Tesla's and I'm in the back of a lift, just scraping the cushion for spare change?

Man.

Tesla's a fund company that's been a dream car of mine for so long.

I've been saving up for it for so many years since the curse that is a test drive.

There wasn't any stopping me once that was able to, but I think it's just a just a great all around car.

I don't know.

Something about it is just really appealing and attractive, and I love it.

And then the cult of the Tesla has really grown in recent years.

Can you give me the layman's explanation for why the Tesla's such a big deal?

Well, the car itself is great.

It starts with that.

If it wasn't a great car, it wouldn't hold up front.

And there was this hype around.

Like all these features you get in, it looks like a spaceship.

It's the fastest car on the street, just kind of pipes up its reputations.

Once you get in it and you get floored 0 to 60 year, you hear it's silent lives up to it.

So I think just the fact that's actually a great product is the core part of that.

What's your response to trick Daddy?

Who says that you can't trust a self driving car because, as he puts it, all computers malfunction.

Yeah, you know what?

He's got a point.

It's been a whole thing lately about just people getting really worked up, understandably about self driving cars crashing.

It'll happen.

But the fact that the computer is less likely to crash, that a human is a great place to start.

So I would say to him, Give it a chance.

You might be impressed with its obstacle avoidance, or it's super fast reaction times in a way that you might not find in human.

So this next one is the lowest Callie.

And days, this is one of the hot one sauces.

Mark, Has we sent you some hot sauce?

Yeah, because, you know, we appreciate the love, and you were kind enough, so I'm gonna shut this down first.

You were generous enough to rate the hot ones.

Very chipotle.

Eight out of 10.

This is our new one.

The lows, Calleigh.

End days.

Do you think it stacks up?

I'm in a spot right now where I like this more than the old one.

Spices cool.

But it's the flavor we're calling it the sauce of the summer.

All right, Mark.

As as you know, we have recurring segment on her show called Explain That Graham Murray do a deep dive under Guest instagram.

Interesting pictures that need more context.

So I'll bust out the laptop.

I'll show you the picture, then you just tell me the bigger stories.

That sound good.

Sounds great.

All right, Stephen laptop, please.

Laptop and pedestal and pedestals.

All right.

First things first.

You and Andy T.

Yeah, he's been in the hot seat.

Oh, I love that video.

That was an amazing episode, this particular one.

He's pointing out the pie on my shirt because he was slightly bothered that my shirt had a bunch of different multiplication and division and signs and things like that.

But pie didn't really belong, but I justified it to them.

I was like, You know, it's a beautiful mathematical symbol, so leave it alone.

But I know more digits of pi than him.

That's on my resume.

Little foreshadowing will be putting that to the test a little bit later.

Oh, wow.

Speaking of things worth the price Air mags, not those those are not worth the price.

Those air.

Ridiculous.

If I'm reviewing like footwear, I'm never recommending those ever what you remember about him?

They're heavy, very heavy.

They got these big batteries and big lights.

That's the thing about the issues that people don't know.

Like they look cool.

They've got lights in them and their self lacing, but you need batteries and motors and lights and all those things are heavy.

They're clunking around in the issues and they look dope when you get a picture with them and they're awesome, but they're not.

They're not daily driver material.

Some guy like red hue to it.

Mmm.

You owe Yeah.

Never stood on a beach.

Just watch the waves come in.

They're all the same size.

A big wave comes in after that.

That's That's the big wave right there.

It's coming.

It's coming.

Cool.

When's the last time you got super angry or annoyed by a gadget?

The last time you just wantedto Gronk spike whatever you're holding.

Yeah, uh, there's probably yesterday some technically speaking, you write the code and it should work.

And when it doesn't work, it's confusing and frustrating.

Whatever software doesn't work, it just bugs me.

Well, if that bugs you, here's what I want to dio.

I want to give you some of the things that bug me.

And I want you to tell me if I'm justified in my rage or if I'm just being a big baby about the whole thing.

Okay?

Apple losing the headphone Jack.

Is that just something that was destined to happen, or is this just another example of them playing God with their customers.

Ah, a little bit of both.

I feel like you're okay to be mad about that.

I think everyone is.

Apple's justification is way.

Want to move to this wireless future?

And in order to get rid of all these ports on the iPhone and make it truly wireless, we've got to get rid of the headphone Jack.

Eventually, we're gonna have to get rid of data Port that charging they took step one and people got pretty pissed.

And I'm not surprised at all.

How come we can put a rover on Mars?

But I can't get decent WiFi on adult?

Awfully.

I think about that every day.

Right?

That's the most.

Speaking of being frustrated slow WiFi is so much worse than no WiFi.

And then they had the balls to charge, like $36.45 bucks or whatever on one flight, you know, silly amount of money.