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  • folks.

  • As you all know, daytime talk shows are probably the biggest thing going right now.

  • Ah, everybody's getting one.

  • Everyone's talking about him.

  • And I'm very excited to announce that our own Andy Richter has entered the ring.

  • And you want to tell us about it?

  • Well, I like you said, there's all these daytime talk shows and I you know, I watch most of them.

  • And I think if these people can get one, I ought to get one.

  • You know I'm right.

  • You're right.

  • Especially because thank you.

  • You just missed Election Day.

  • You could've voted for me.

  • I'm just kidding.

  • I thought, you know, and especially because I work in television studio, it sits empty most of the day.

  • I mean, most the time.

  • You know, I just come down here and nap on the couch.

  • I figured, Why Don't actually use it, you know?

  • Excellent.

  • I am.

  • And you know, you had when I hadn't let me, so Yeah, fine.

  • No problem.

  • I thought it was a great idea.

  • All right, well, you're excited about this thing.

  • It's going well.

  • Yeah, it's going great.

  • All right, well, let's take a look.

  • It I guess this is.

  • Ah, Clip from the first installment of Andy simply called and simply called Andy.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.

  • All right.

  • Hello.

  • Thank you.

  • Bye.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Thanks, folks.

  • My first guest tonight are two of the stars of Late night on NBC.

  • Please welcome Conan O'Brien and Max Weinberg.

  • So thanks for coming, gentlemen.

  • Welcome.

  • Well, let's get right to it.

  • Now, Conan, you've been harboring a huge grudge against Max and and you've decided to tell him about it right here on the Andy show.

  • Right?

  • I'm talking about, you know, Max did something in your dressing room.

  • Go ahead, tell him.

  • Let him have it with both barrels.

  • Right here on the Andy show.

  • Yeah.

  • Tell me, Andy.

  • Remember owning last week before the show, Max went into your dressing room and ate all the strawberries off your fruit plate?

  • Remember what you said to me when he left?

  • Look, Andy, I'm trying to do you a favor by appearing on your stupid show.

  • All right?

  • What do you think you're doing?

  • What is this?

  • Hey, audience.

  • Sounds like Conan's got a classic case of the self denial, right?

  • Yeah, on the Andy showed of self denials are No, no, no, Maxie.

  • Hopefully you could be a little more honest than your friend Conan here.

  • Now, isn't it true that you took a little walk on the wild side back in your swinging college days?

  • What?

  • You remember this voice, Max?

  • I think you will.

  • We were both drunk in my dorm room after studying half tonight.

  • Well, I've never regretted what we did.

  • Even after all these years.

  • Let's go.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Hot stuff.

  • Wait, Where you going?

  • Um, I don't.

  • Well, I'd offer to pay for counseling for Max and Conan, but I don't think it'll help.

  • We'll be right back.

  • Yeah, I understand.

  • We'll be having more installments as we go on.

  • That's right.

  • We've got a lot more stuff, some of it.

  • Even better than that.

  • I can't imagine it.

  • Congratulations, Sandy.

  • Folks, we'll be right back with Ivana Trump.

folks.

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