MysisterPattyand I wenttoAlaska, whicharehighlyrecommended.
Wewentto a place.
Whynot?
We'lldo a placecalledKatMayNationalParkthathassomanybearsthatwhenyouarrived, theytakeyoutowhat's calledbearorientation, andtheyteachyou.
And I'm notkidding.
Ifyoueversee a bearwalkingtowardsyou, you'reactuallysupposedtoclapandmakethebearawareofyourpresence.
Like I'm righthereback.
I'm righthere.
I'm Mikeinyourbare.
Whentheytoldmethis, I waslike, Oh, I'm gonnabemurderedby a bearbecausethatseemslikebastingyourselfinbarbecuesauce.
Yeah, Youknow, I'm rightherewhere I'm here.
Terryisfantasticday.
I haveappliedcondimentssothat I'llbelast.
Well, Pattyand I wentflyfishing.
I don't knowifyou'veevertriedthis, butit's muchmoredifficultthanitlooksin a riverrunsthroughit, Butwe'rewayStephen.
Water.
We'reintherubberpants, youknow, they'recalledwaiters, andthey'resalmonjumpingoutofthewaterinfrontofus, literallyjumping, whichiswhat I woulddoif I were a fish.
Thatseemslike a greatfieldtrip.
You'reintheboringwaterallday, andallof a suddenyou'relike, Whoa!
I wanttostayhere, growlegsandbecome a human, whichiswhathappenedovertime.