I didn't If something a lot of you are probably wondering by a lot of you mean six.

Conan, What were you doing during the two weeks that you were off at the Olympics?

Um well, I got treatment, so yes, all's well, but what I really ah, did is I spent a couple of days.

I flew out to Salt Lake, and I spent a couple of days there.

I actually shot a piece which we aired on on NBC on a Sunday night.

And we got a lot of positive response from the piece.

And I thought, Hey, maybe I should show this to our fans that watch the late night show.

So, anyway, here's the idea.

I I decided I wanted to become an Olympic speedskater.

Don't laugh at that.

I just decided I can do it.

I was like, Conan, you can do it.

So I went to an Olympic champion, Dan Jansen and I got his expert advice and it was pretty.

It was pretty incredible.

And memorable experience.

Take a look.

Gold medalist.

Dan Jansen.

Thanks for being here.

Close with me.

Uh, speedskating champion.

One of the greatest in the world.

I'd like to learn.

How long is this gonna take me?

Do you think it would be more in about five minutes, We could get you ready for the race, you know, I mean, I want to be Olympic caliber.

Uh, how long would it take for me to learn, given I have a very good body.

You coming on to me?

Okay.

I went to ask.

All right.

What I what I need So left foot forward, left foot.

Kind of in a good right foot back.

Okay.

You're so far you're doing the hokey pokey.

I am.

I allowed to do anything to distract will interfere with my opponent.

It might let you do that in most skaters can.

What if I'm gently like caressing your hair?

Ready?

Ready?

We're down like this.

Okay.

And it's like this, you know, we look like right now Batman and Robin.

Let's go.

What exercises should I be doing to get ready?

Get ready.

Say, just you want to do what I'm doing doing anything, Or is this just stupid?

And don't be afraid to say it's stupid.

It's stupid.

The rail can.

Oh, my God.

I thought that was a robot.

coming to tell us that the invasion has begun.

Did you see that came by going?

Beware humanoids.

Did anyone else hear that?

It was that Just me.

You ever look at these kids today and think those punks they don't know nothing about the game?

You D'oh!

That's great!

Now they got the new skates.

And kids today have New state.

Yes, it's called the clap skate, which you can.

I'm sure you can take that a long way.

But back detaches like that's ridiculous.

But, I mean, you know, I mean, that's the thing that I think the sport.

That's just I hate what happened in court.

A bunch of babies.

And you You didn't even clap skate.

You came home with the gold.

Dan, be honest.

Wait.

Do this directly on the way.

I feel that.

Okay, but if you want to at any point over the room, okay?

There's no way I'm gonna fall immediately.

You are?

Oh, you can hang on to my arm.

Okay, I'll hang onto your arm because this is gonna get ugly.

All right with that.

Perfect.

All right.

If you could shove me, I could get Rhonda.

You shut me I won't go too hard.

Look at you.

You're on your own.

You know, this is This is a monkey could do this.

No, no offense, but I've been on the ice for 30 seconds.

No.

All right.

So what do you want to try?

You want to try this?

Is this annoying you?

The robot is actually checking the ad right?

90 degrees.

Okay.

You're gonna feel my ass the whole time.

We're going.

Way to build a little speed here.

Let's get some speed going.

Here we go.

All right.

Stay in that position in the balls.

Oh, no.

Anybody?

A little help here.

Robot!

Robot!

Robot!

Know to Master Master Human.

Hey, buddy.

Tonight.

Great show Josh Hartnett.