There's a filmexplosionthatwasinmybackyardanditblewupeverywhere, anditdiedhalfofthehousegreen, anditdiedlikemyoutdoorfurnituregreen.
Andyoucan't getitoutbecause, like a weirdchemicalandthenmyneighborsbelowme, theythisthisis I haven't toldthisanybody, buttheneighborbelowmecomplained, andhesaid a pieceofthefoamhithiswifewhileshewasinthehottubandburnedher.
SobesidesbeingfromthenorthwestChicagosuburbs, makingourlivingsonYouTubeandhavingamazinghair, anotherthingthatyouand I haveincommonisthesharedgoalofonedayhosting a latenightshow.
Sobetweenhostinglastyear's TeenChoiceAwardsandinmyhumbleopinion, beingthestandoutjudgeontheNickelodeon, Siri's, America's mostmusicalfamilyor a liar, youjoined a smallnumberofInternetstarswhohavebrokenthroughinto a mainstreamtelevision.
What's theappealtoyouofsomethinglikeNetflixor a TVnetworkwhenthepipesthatyou'vebuiltyourselfandthatyouownyourselfarealreadygoingtomillionsofpeople?
Yeah, I thinkit's just I thinkit's justthecredibilitybehindit.
Like I thinkit's likepeoplestilldon't havethesamerespectfordigitalinfluencersliketheydofor a traditionaltalent.
And I totallygetthatbecausetheInternet, likeyou, canuploadwhenyoucanuploadwheneverandwhateveryouwant.
I had a momentwith a companyat a musicfestival, and I I don't wanttosaythecompanybecause I knowthey'regonnacomeafterme, But I filmedlike I feellike a snakeontheground, like, filmed a bunchofrandomstuffaroundthefestival.
Andasheexited, wehired, like 30 40 extrastobeoutsideofthehouselikeallpackingthatcarslikethey'retheneighborsandwehave, like, a womanwith, like, a babyrunningdownthestreet.
Andit, like, fuckedhimupsobadthat I hadtoapologizetoeachmemberofhisfamilythenextdaygivingPTSD.
Yeah, itwaslikeitwas I feltreallybad, buthe, like, hadtobethat, butitwasgreat, butyeah, I hadtwocalls, mom.