They're sitting there for long hours, up to 12 hours,

late into the night, and they're only allowed

to drink milk or water to stay energized?

That's a tough situation.

I mean, it was a tough situation,

because, luckily, there's a new product out

that could help them out.

ANNOUNCER: When you're stuck on the Senate floor

for 12 hours at a time, you need a pick-me-up.

But you're only allowed to drink milk.

You have no options.

-Until now. -(lightning crashes)

-Introducing Impeachmilk. -(mooing)

It's the only milk fortified with caffeine,

amphetamines

and just a little bit of cocaine.

-So you can get your impeach on -(sighs)

and fulfill your constitutional duties to the max.

-(bleep) yeah! -Ready to impeach!

With Impeachmilk, you'll have the energy

to render judgment all night long.

So get some Impeachmilk

and get jacked up on justice.