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This man moved here with these shorts are already on their feet as well.
They're not too clever.
Wear boots.
That's not Mick speaks to people when he likes him.
He talked to me that way.
They sent me the brief for this and they said It's very relaxed.
David's describing it is a cardigan show.
That's the trouble with that was a lie Thesis his cardigan is there will allow a set to be The aim of television is to pretend that everyone on television perpetually lives in a sort of mock up of a spaceship.
It's a cardigan show, but the cardigans stand up.
Blood got tired as well, like a zip up cardigan itself.
That's you.
Because when you a guy I met your strike wife.
The only it's the only technological advances card against was initially the cardigan that didn't do up a tour.
But now there's a laser up magnetic.
I think I'm waiting for the magnetic one, you know, You know, screen doors really winded.
That were token.
Withdrawal strings just closes up.
I just had a crystal.
I'm trembling.
Way need the Medway towns.
We near way need it.
Okay, so we're near the rough, but we're not in the right travel there.
I Rochester comes out.
Kick straight off area.
Are you from Chatham?
Get out.
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Think he knows what chatter is that genuine animosity towards chanting?
No, I quite like Chatham.
They've got it in the high street, which is just Jesus.
You enjoy a rough show.
Welcome, fax, fax chose Charles.
Can I get something out of the way?
Very early on.
Charles.
Charlie.
Chazz.
See, Nobody likes to be called my closer.
So she has called me Charlie.
I don't really mind.
You don't mind if we chose you off a couple of times?
Thank you.
Your chest down dinner conversations was the worst bit about being a child.
Listening to the boring people around me.
What did we learn about Clear, Bold.
And she spent most of her youth as a dog.
Apparently dog for other bowl, so I wouldn't imagine that she was even at the table.
She wakes from a kennel way.
What we know about Claire is that she pretended to be a dog early on in her childhood.
She can't be bold with envy.
Yet he ended the lifestyle off the dogs.
Who wouldn't have to listen to the conversation on that?
At one dinner a few years after her dog Impersonating phase, she accidentally by cutting a sausage long ways, shouted at the Queen.
Yeah, I don't know why.
I must say I'm surprised under you picked up the fact that she was cutting the Soviet long ways.
What possible justification is there for cutting us off the long way?
Way?
Yes.
If you're making a sandwich on, if you're having dinner with the queen and you're having sausages, do you think it is polite to tell you I'm not gonna leave you with a knife or I'm gonna make a salmon?
If I was dining at Bucky empires, I wouldn't say All this looks nice, but I think I might make it all into a sandwich.
Bad language in the game of Thrones?
Yes, it's quite grumpy.
You do much of it, Charles.
You?
Unfortunately, no, you get to watch you say to each other coming.
Let's come one.
I don't think it's not the way a big film set works that when there's a sex scene happening at the actives from all the other scene wait.
Wouldn't really would be really a lot of electricians come out of the woodwork.
A lot of boom are a lot of carpenters have the electricity.
Yeah, Yeah, it's densely populated.
Yeah.
All of them eagerly drill in one hand.
Yeah.
Talking the other night.
Anything I can do?
The oh, released at my girl's boarding school.
Spent quite a lot of time looking at a brochure called Alaska Men.
Yes, only, you know.
Ah, Alaskan G going Alaskan men looking for wife.
Some of them, some of them.
They were very, very lonely, like you were.
Yeah.
I don't know what you were doing up there, but they move every lonely and looking for women.
Wanking, waking intothe lovely Christmas.
That's my Christmas guys about on the front.
It could be your Christmas single wanking into the smooth sleigh bells after reach.
You don't become a fashion icon without having your own very clear view off.
What is fashion?
I'll give you three famous faces to choose between.
But before that, what do you make of that quotation that most people in fashion on a bit thick and shallow?
You're looking good today, Darlene.
Now, then you looking beauty, I think and challenge.
You mean for us?
I think it was a man in the pope if ever there was a fashion guru ever.
And he said, I see people who wear jeans.
I see it is the first sign of giving up wearing a pair of jeans.
You know, you made a tramp on the street where they go wrong.
This parent leave.
Ah, I need a drink.
Really kicked.
Only somebody of fashion could say that without your guards.
And shut up.
You know, bed Theo Answer.
Is Clare balding?
Her father used to train racehorses for the queen.
He's fine for trade, a bit less mad and desperately trying to sound interested in suit.
Train racehorses for Look, we've Has anyone ever done those?
You know, they hang around on the road that Scientologists done their personality test, But you've seen their video.
Yes, it's called YouTube.
It does have a whole load of videos up this great.
You can look stuff up Video's funny things.
Capstone got loaded them with a cat signs other, you know, just funny casting stuff.
And then they've got, like, this Cy fellow, and he does a song about being a gang.
Um, it's great.
Check it out.
Good.
Well, that's a good message.
Television.
Try the Internet.
I'm probably preaching to the converted.
A lot of people think it's the future.
They actually came to Bethnal Green for a little while the Scientologist.
And it was really fun just to sit down outside the pub and hear people telling them to fuck right Home approach, people.
You take people bit confused and it go out fac off.
I never write fun to what?
I've never gone in for one of the person, but largely because I think I'm too feeble minded and I'd probably become a sign telling I probably go in.
All this is going to be absolute nonsense.
And then they'd say something.
I'd go home.
So I'm afraid of them.
Have you ever been on a self help weekend?
You know, over these weekends where you realize yourself and become human being a start, a higher plane, like do you think it is that I have thought?
Do you think is the heart?
I would say marginally more likely than me.
What happened?
That bears out my estimate.
It didn't work.
I'm very sorry to hear it now with a terrific I want you, in my view, not but way All have our own path as they undoubtedly say it.
That kind of bullshit gathering?
Yes, The full quote walls.
All I need to make a comedy.
Timing four walls.
Ally.
Need to make a decision.
You begin to make me look like a moron.
Yes, yes, the full quote Waas All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl calls it.
Oh, Theo.
Yes.
The full quote was all I need to make a comedy of Parker Policeman A pretty girl.
Also all that's needed to end a promising career as a politician.
Mr.
Miss, I read it all shit.
Really wrong.
Stress, You know, Park a policeman, Pretty girl politician would fuck together, Police would catch him.
And then that's it.
Bone laugh in the wrong place, though.
Think about where you would have laughed about being a surprise.
No pressure.
Thank you.
Yes, the full quote.
Waas.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Also all that's needed to end a promising career as a politician.