But now that I have a child that I hired, we're gonna take you to the mall.

We're gonna meet Santa.

What else did you want to ask him for?

A camera way?

Change the way I know what he wants.

While we're getting food, somebody's gonna go sneak into Best Buy.

Get him a camera tonight.

Unwrapping presents.

Crying.

Okay, so we just got to the restaurant where we're going.

But I need you guys to go find a camera for my son on, then later tonight.

Words.

This is a big deal.

Your first camera.

Should we talk about yet?

Okay.

What are we talking like, a good camera?

He's a child.

He doesn't know how cheap.

Now I feel like you get a good run for like, 20 bucks.

Should be like a sex is potential, though.

You know what?

For my son, I'm gonna give him the best camera ever under $400.

Honestly, budget is not an issue.

I'll give you my credit card, but you have to hide it.

You can trust us.

We got this break way.

There's somebody that guy just call the actual gayest thing in his entire life.

Do you know where best go through the O?

I don't run across this like a bird.

Your New York thing?

I'm walking here.

So they say in New York City, guys.

Oh, the spy shop.

What are you thinking?

Spy on some idiot?

Okay, just these things.

So you got this camera, huh?

That's a good sort of, right?

Yeah.

That's what I was really good.

Thank you.

Mission You have to stay like this.

A common training mission accomplished.

Mission accomplished.

I'm mission.

You're a conflict mission accomplished.

So this is face to Santa picture.

You were terrified and not smiling, so I have to smile.

He's learning face.

We're teaching him how to fix himself.

I love my new son.

Okay, so I'm gonna head of my mom's house.

Drew, this is where I need your help.

You owe me to shave.

I was thinking we should surprise my mom like Christmas, Carol.

Like we could stand on the door, knock and then all be singing when she opens it.

But I don't know what to sing.

And I also don't think any of us singing prove it.

Wait.

You want me to do a solo in front of your mom?

We can harmonize.

Like what song, Drew, What do you think would be fitting?

What's Christmas Eve?

I mean, I love little drummer boy, but nobody knows that little drummer boy who would about the one about Jesus with the nails in his head.

I don't know.

The thorns on dripping down his far has ghost coming out of the cave in the night.

That really happened.

Okay, You know what?

In the car, you figure it out when we get to my mom's waiting.

I don't want my star rating down.

See what Mom's Okay, so at my mom's house, But we still have not figured out what song we're gonna sing.

That was on you, buddy.

What you got?

Mariah Carey's?

All I want for Christmas is you all the two gays, just like Okay, that's a big song.

You don't know the words.

No one.

I don't want you for something, you know, Let's do this thing I've ever Carol before.

This is a day of firsts.

Rio.

Here.

Okay.

Ready?

Yeah, Like a Christmas knock.

Normal.

Wait, no, Maybe.

Oh, way.

Neighbors hate us.

Yeah, Christmas Cookies way.

Never like this when I was a kid way real version but all.

Are you serious?

That's actually for what critics?

Oh, I love your name and I know it.

I just got a little attached.

So Grandma's always do their grandchildren certain things.

So first you get a Christmas beer and feel Oh, okay.

And holiday pop.

Gino, What's in here?

There's, like, different kind of pop words.

What?

Why is it getting so many things?

I'm sort of keeping the tradition of my mother with my Children.

My God, are you giving him her ashes?

Get that.

Everything is a hollow or filled.

Let's feel it.

It's kind of heavy if you felt Oh my God, it's probably filled with peanut butter.

Dad should inspect the candy can Dad.

Okay, follow.

But that's final.

Fill it with my own peanut butter.

You know what?

It's time for Grandma.

Her presence.

He knows you like Jeez.

Oh, my gosh, I'm freaking out because it's large print because I barely read the one I have now you What way?

Barely So with same theme.

Oh, it's called a biography autobiography.

Oh, let's just open a page.

What is it that makes God God wants?

You know what?

Let's start a page one and let's read through the whole thing.

Well, I think we should make some gingerbread.

Yeah, you Did you get some popcorn?

I did, Uncle Garrett.

Probably.

Okay, You need a lot of that already.

Yeah.

Do you need some hot chocolate?

Okay, if I know my mom and I know he Really What fun.

Little cups.

I got my prey.

Big trees.

What's going on?

What does it say?

I just wanted a big way.

It's Ah, melted ice cream and magic.

Come on, you have to try it.

It's our first.

No, you really don't try.

Why?

What's what do you have against eggnog?

Because I must.

Oh, get out of this house, Logan, Paul and Jake and Tessie There down the street.

You're gonna go over Sam ever eggnog.

You don't want to try it, E.

I like Oh, okay.

Calm down.

We're gonna have a good Christmas.

Do you have any chlorine haunted house of the crime scene?

I don't have any anything.

That bloody look thing is a straight couple.

You have a big eyes, egg white and vinegar or lemon juice.

This is too much work.

No, I'm gonna find a way to make this.

I'm gonna use my car.

That's me.

When I had constipation, that's me.

After my grandma help get that coffee's for money.

I don't think it's fine.

You look, if we just mix eggnog with it because you're mixing eggs, right?

I'm a scientist.

Welcome to good mythical morning.

When did you turn it somebody's way?

I'm trying to make frosting.

I'm doing my best.

Yeah.

£3 of powdered sugar.

I don't have sugar.

What have we used?

Uh, pancake.

That could be it.

What?

You're using your mom.

You're being a brat.

I promise.

Okay.

No, my sweet.

You didn't.

Shane Christmas.

Well, e o Christmas come from.

I need a thickening agent.

This is too great.

That's so gross.

I'm trying to agree.

I know it's getting there about you more than you.

I'm going on this morning.

He's just having a lot of flashbacks of bad christmases.

But we're changing that today.

We are with this.

All right, let's make a house.

Do you guys need a trade?

I think we have everything we need.

Thank you.

you ate are now, Actually, technically, that was me.

This is fun of you way.

It's Team 10 House.

If they wouldn't have got evicted on, there's J and then all the family Five, please.

Like this.

Wait.

Okay, so it's like, Oh, you really want you like I'm excited.

I'm like, e looks Merry, Christmas.

Let's make it right this time.

If you wanna make it right, look.

No.

Oh, my God.

Okay, just roll.

I can say trouble, but he doesn't know what it means.

What do you think?

I love you guys.

I'm thankful for you or whatever.

I need a room.

Just give me something shamed here.

Can I get a bigger piece?

No, buddy.

Your frosting Bad chains, You guys.

Great.

What?

You dragged us all here than we've very high eating.

Have a grand deal.

Good job Christmas.

Okay, It's okay.

I was thinking to do a couple cute christmassy things to cleanse my memory of insanity that waas gingerbread houses.

So first I was thinking Let's look at our pictures.

Ugh.

This is awful.

Things.

Pictures, garbage here.

Let's find somewhere to put it in a trench lawyer at the end.

Okay, but I think I've never done this either.

I think we should open up the first day that I've been calendar.

So you have to find number one.

And then there's a chocolate way.

Have to pop out.

Oh, sure, sure.

Here's to us.

01 more thing.

Let's go over to the tree.

Are small sanitary.

It's Michael.

Wait.

Way it is.

Okay.

So Christmas obviously is about presence.

So this is for you, Because you're my son, and I love you.

And I also believe in you, and I want to support you.

Oh, God.

It's try on and a camera case and okay.

Oh, and it's a good one.

It's what all the beauty gurus use.

Uh, has a flip out screen.

You can look at yourself.

You can flaunt your day for your block channel.

What's your first video gonna be?

Probably like me Lose a challenge.

But Vince isn't five years ago, So we gotta think of something fresh day in my life story time has anybody would try to kill you at school.

Who?

That's fun.

That's a good title.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, I'm excited for your camera.

I'm excited for your I was thirsty.

We're having a moment.

I'm having a cola.

Yes, thank you.

So I think what we should do now to wrap up the evening in the perfect way that we show our love.

Yes, son.

Let's burn our memories.