Here you go, ladies.

My name is except guy.

And would you like to start the survey?

You came into my house last week.

You've been in my house.

God, you have come into my house pretty much every day for the last seven years.

Some of you have.

So it's time to take a survey.

I want to know your opinions of what it's been like to be in my house.

I actually don't know what this is about.

I have a very nice room, though.

Oh!

Oh, no.

Oh, no, wait, no, I don't wanna solve a Rubik's Cube.

Are you having a nice day?

Yes.

I got brand new Internet installed in my house and it's absolutely sensational.

Do you have many responsibilities?

Yes.

Yes, I do.

I am a I am a homeowner.

I have lots of responsibilities.

I take out the trash, I pay my own bills and my own taxes.

Look around for a moment.

Uh, I don't want to.

Okay, that's fine.

Are you familiar with your surroundings?

Yes.

I think we're all familiar with my surroundings here today.

Do you know where you are?

My house?

Yes.

Question.

Mark.

Fight 14 p.

M.

Have you ever had a panic attack?

Why, Yes.

Yes, I have.

And they're awful.

I would not like to get one ever again.

Please.

Do you find yourself questioning your existence?

Don't we all?

Why am I here?

Who am I here?

Uneven.

Better?

How am I here?

Yes.

Do you believe there is a God?

I personally do not.

But he just hurt me.

Okay?

No, I do not.

Now you're answering these questions out of free will.

Ooh, that's interesting.

Or am I being controlled by the brain in sight?

Your brain controls yourself, but it knows it's controlling himself and also has no power over itself.

It's a bizarre mechanism.

Yes.

Are you certain?

Yes.

Do you feel comfortable in your room?

Not right now.

I did.

Until I started doing this.

If the lights went out, would you be scared?

Uh, I kind of want to say yes because yeah, I would be.

But also, I feel like it's giving them power.

And they're just gonna turn off the lights.

Yeah, They just Have you ever wondered when you will die?

I did.

And then I took this quiz on it.

Apparently, I die very soon.

Yes.

Threw something in the room with me.

Alfredo, have you cleaned off your desk lately?

Yes.

Actually, I have.

Was the first thing I did was it was a mess.

Open the folder on your desk.

Do you recognize the contents of the folder?

It's Minecraft.

It's the D Bookman.

You in mind?

Yes.

Throw away the contents of the folder.

OK?

Do you have Internet access?

I do.

Where you going to send me pornhub dot com.

Do you have any enemies?

I'm probably a lot of people in the world and I'm sure some of them want to be my enemy.

If you suddenly went missing with anybody, come looking for you.

I'd like to think so.

I'd like to think that if someone who has a channel of 23 million subs and just completely vanished off the face of the earth, I would hope that if someone would go looking for me.

Does that mean you're not gonna kill me?

Are you alone?

I want to answer Yes, but my mind is telling me No.

If you screamed, Would anybody here?

If they accept the guy screams everybody hears.

Let's say No, I want I want to see where this goes.

Do you know the person standing behind you?

Well, the fucker.

Oh, it was a shadow.

Oh, I don't like that.

No more nuts.

It sucked.

You fucking relax, you stupid computer.

Oh, that was good.

I hate it.

Are you relaxed?

No.

Are your feelings real and not just programmed?

Like a machine?

My feelings are very feeling.

They're very really feelings.

Is there a meaning to life?

Maybe not.

I think I think humanity and life is a miraculous anomaly that happened.

I don't think we were brought into existence for any sort of bigger meaning.

I think we could all be wiped off the face of the earth and the earth would go on and another species would take over.

So let's say no.

Having no meetings, life does not mean that it's not worth living.

Life is amazing.

I love life.

Life is crazy.

Good re crazy.

Cool when it wants to be.

Do you know who you are yet?

Yes.

I just had to go.

Do you know what is happening?

What?

Really?

If you were told the truth about your existence, would you deny it in hopes for a better answer?

I don't think so.

If somebody came and told me what my existence actually was, I don't think that would change how I live my life.

That's the thing.

Not believing in God.

And I think there's any real big meaning to life does not mean died.

I can still enjoy it or make the most of it.

Or try to create my own meaning out of it.

What?

I like that.

Oh, like it.

Stop it.

Similac her all over again?

Yes.

When I ask you questions.

Is it really you answering?

Yes, I heard a sound.

Oh, I hate this.

Okay.

I just wanted the fun jaunt through a video game today.

I did know Jesus.

If you could prove that you are not sending, would you be shocked?

No.

Do you want to know the truth?

Yes.

Look out your window.

Oh, look around you.

This room, the door, the computer, The house next door.

Is it all fake?

None of it.

Israel.

I made this world I made you.

That's cool.

I've been trying to help you see it for what it is.

And now I finally don't it that can finally set you free.

This is a matrix shit.

A free I got out of school, you suckers about in a system gone, It was all lies a fool, Ese.

You got duped.

Full.

See, that's the beauty off.

A game like that is that anything can be really or nothing could be Really Or sometimes could be really or whatever life is what you make out of it.

Go out there.

Have fun, make the absolute most court.

They're uneven.

Get yourself.

Ah, faithful friend.

Hi.

I'm Jacks up the guy and I'm 14.

Let's get deep.

I think this is a game about a dog is gonna go crazy and kill me, or I love the dog.

And it's not gonna kill me.

And I have to protect it.

Either way, it has a dog in it.

And that makes me happy.

My name is Max.

Since Hogan came into my life, I have never felt alone.

He is my best friend.

He accompanies me in good times.

And in bad times whatever happens, I will never abandon he.

Okay?

Oh man.

I have the tip, Ernest tapping his shoes of all time.

These are not the type of shoes that would make those tippy taps you.

Jesus, do like they have laser.

I have a swagger.

Be.

Jeez.

Air jealous quick and in their boats.

Okay.

He stopped dancing.

Classes are paying off Kujoe.

I mean, you go.

How dare you!

I can't do that to me.

Hurry!

You are nothing.

You don't even have an ass.

If it doesn't have an ass, it's not worth being scared off.

Fucking health.

She passed.

Jump scare.

Don't do it again.

It's locked from the other side.

But I can't see nothing.

It's market What I say.

Where is he doing to me?

You picked up the flashlight.

Why didn't I have a flashlight before?

Bring a banana with you.

Fuck everybody in the ass with it.

Okay, that was fine.

I was just mildly turned off there for a second.

But I'm back on, baby.

Let's go.

Was this the sliced cheese place?

Aztec cheese.

I'll take that.

Okay.

No, I'm not Know what she washy?

Wishy washy.

There you go.

Oh, don't turn off the light and scary in the dark if you wash yourself in the dark.

How do you know if you're really washing yourself.

If you can't see the dark, how do you know it's gonna be gone?

All right.

Oh, Hugo.

Hi.

Jesus.

You're not supposed to scare me.

You're my friend.

Oh, okay.

Good.

Doug.

Good doggy.

There is a food here.

You need the meat.

I need the meat.

The meat.

Meat.

I need it worth me.

Her name's Hogan, not Hugo.

Oops.

My bad.

Okay, wait.

You should a good God.

If you like the story, shoot me in the chest with a shocker.

Get the door open.

You can come with me if you want.

Protect me.

Lord knows I need it.

It's a post.

You go.

You, You, Logan, you I know your name.

There's the meat.

Mmm.

I love a good squelching my meat.

Here you go, hoagie.

I got you some nice NUM numbers.

The needs, the meat.

Eat up, boy.

You're gonna be just Jesus sounds this game or so loud.

It's not like you.