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  • I'm going to punch your face.

  • In the face.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

  • Hello, and welcome to standing up school!

  • And you fail.

  • [Trumpet playing]

  • Hey, you got a licence for that?

  • You'll never take me alive.

  • [Trumpet toots]

  • -Knock knock! -Who's there?

  • THE DOOR.

  • Hey, did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

  • You lied to me.

  • [Quartet sings]: Hellooooooo

  • Hello!

  • [Quartet sings]: Oh no!

  • Ooh, a puppy!

  • Oh, careful, honey - he has a knife.

  • Oh, what, no, no I don't...

  • [sings]: Everybody do the flop!

  • Hello, burger!

  • I used to be a cow!

  • ...Oh!

  • [distant yelling]

  • [Song]: He's a magical pony Flying through the sky

  • Shoot it down.

  • I have no idea how to breathe.

  • What are you drawing, honey?

  • I'm drawing a bear!

  • Nom.

  • Quick! Don't think about cats!

  • [Several cats meow]

  • Here comes the aeroplane!

  • [Whistling grows louder]

  • Is anybody here a doctor?!

  • I am!

  • Well you're a NERD!

I'm going to punch your face.

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