Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles when you left us feed, right? Oh, yeah. All the bus, all the people that are there, Yes. They're like they're like beef. Like you see them at parties. Because now you're a big YouTube. Or like I'm sure you guys cross pad for me. I'm, like, working all the time. Basically. Now I, like, rarely go out. I find. And when I do, I'm just kind of like, What am I doing here? Like I know what you're thinking, Shane. You must get a lot of s actually shade. We were thinking you have a lot of ass. Yes. Both of those are true. Except only one of my most of my life. I was not good in the relationship department. Unless you call my relationship with the lady that worked a crispy cream who would hook me up with a hot fresh on Monday mornings. A relationship? Because I'd say we're still together. I'd say we should get a divorce, like for my help, But I have a feeling it's gonna be till death. So today I thought some fun life hats help you have your relationships. Wait, What? Hat Number one now kissing Your partner could get really boring after a while. Because, like, you know exactly what it's gonna feel like. You know what it's gonna taste like, Especially when you're with me, Because Tommy's gonna taste like a hose. So the spice up your kissing department, I thought what you re created magic movie kisses with your partner. So to test this out round are gonna be recreating the famous Spider Man kiss, starring me Spider, I'll keep Spider Man. You ready to hang? Um, so I don't know how this is really gonna work. Also, there is duty, everything. Why do you not have shoes on? Also, there's ranch everywhere. What is my life? Never mind. Don't answer that. Okay? So I'm not gonna hang because I don't want to break a really nice furniture. So you wanna How are you gonna do this? Oh, I've been a Jimmy. Go home, find another home and go there. Wait. You have to look like Spider Man, though. Maybe take your shirt off. 00 and your guard feel way Who's betterment? Whatever. Whoever it is. A shaking, huh? Hang up. Oh, my God. Wow. Oh, my God. Why are you fucking Spider Man? right now. Okay, now you're just showing off. Wait. I think this is more weight. I have a better idea of what Marvel is not shaking their perfectly fine. Now, I know we've seen all those pictures on instagram of couples, like hold the other person's hand And, like, the fact they're takes the picture. It's complicated, but basically, it's just to show that, like you and your partner like going to the future there. Like looking back at you, like making sure you're looking down at their ass, and that's cute. But I feel like if you're gonna take one of those pictures, you should be doing something with your partner That is romantic and something that you guys love to do together. So I thought it would be cute if I walked in front of Ryland. And then I turned around and he sent me donuts. That's our president. That's our rider. You ready to take some romantic pictures? Yes. Perfect. Yeah, I got you some taco bell. I got it. Some doughnuts. Oh, my God. I'm into the donut. I can picture it now. Like us on a pool. Floatie sharing and donut. This was supposed to be a joke, but that's actually the most romantic thing I've ever heard. Okay, I feel like let's do me first you're talking about. Yeah, We already had our talk about love scene bitch. It's a sequel. So I'm thinking, Oh, that lady a Taco Bell. She's crazy. So you have to hold the burrito, right? Is that works? You pull the burrito like that, and then I like to turn around. Oh, I get it. Yeah. Here we go. 32 it's gorgeous. Yeah. I mean, I would put it on my instagram. Oh, my God. You're walks good. Only what s so gross? It's romantic. All right. I think for you should do the doughnut because it's the gayest thing tohave me. That's what God said when he made you. It's the gayest thing I have. Should have you literally. This could be my avatar for my YouTube channel. That's gonna be the invitation for our wedding. It's gonna be that. That's so cute. It smells so good. Don't even here. Okay. Back together. Me with my life. I mean, the doughnut. So see, it's like that. Let me like you do. Oh, my God. That's like Oh, fuck. That's it. Oh, my God. Looking away, bitch. I was getting some of it. Now there is nothing sexier than riding your partner a song Unless you're me. And when you sing, it sounds like a rodeo, Like, you know, the moment that cuts your song where she goes. I know, like, if I tried that, you would think that somebody in an insane asylum died. But either way, it's the thought that counts. So we're gonna write each other some music, Okay? Baby gets what we're doing riding each other's bones. Yeah, but I honestly think I'm becoming a pop star. What I feel like lately, it's just been in my wheelhouse. Um, okay, we'll see about that. Okay. Wait. Hold on your phone. I downloaded this app is not sponsor, but I was trying to find an app that would, like, let us make a song really fast. So I think this will work. Okay, so I think I just like singing, and then it makes it a song. I don't know. Oh, my God. I didn't hear anything. Give me a topic. Me and obviously, okay. I mean, obviously we are meant to be just like chips and cheese, Just like guacamole. I'm hungry to just Angie's just like you. Just this'd is everything. Oh, my God. Okay. Your turn. Okay. Your topic is how much you love me More than the animals. Shame is my lady. He's my number one baby. He tries me just a little bit crazy. That's what I love the animals mark than him. But he skipped too. You're not supposed to drag me into a love song. Okay? Remember what you did that catches? I feel our love growing by the second. We okay, Wait. I just want to play around. What if we sing a song that's already a song like really remix it? Uh, Which song, huh? Drinking Justine song. This is over. I never thought he would be so assembled A family. I found a way. If you been inside like a bad dream. Like drink, fellas having a stroke? Yeah, drinking. Josh is not shaking. They're better than ever. Now you know the scene from Titanic, where Jack Drew Rose while she was laying naked. Now we're not gonna do that mainly because I don't wanna get naked. And I also don't have a piece of paper big enough. But I think there is on the cute about drawing each other and then showing each other being like, That's what you look like, babe. And then you say, Is that really what I looked like? That's what I fucking look like right now. Are you serious? I mean, kind of. Oh, my God. Why do you say Okay, let's just put these away. No, no, Leave it. Frame it. Put on the bridge Because I don't know what I look like. I will never going in there. And do you want to burn this? Yes. Let's draw. Okay, baby gets what we're doing. It's just bothering you all day. We're going to be drawing each other. I was in advanced arm, so I wasn't advanced. Nothing. So I got out of school. It knew I'm really trying. Are you really trying? Okay. What are you looking? I'm looking at your face. Okay. You have two more seconds. Okay. All right. So first you're gonna reveal yours to me. Show me your masterpiece already. I don't think you're ready. I don't think you're ready for this, huh? Wow. No, I love that line. Is killing it you have a killer jawline. Your lashes look like they have extensions are really highlighted. That and I think I really nailed your Did I get into a car accident? What is happening to me? Enough. You kidding me? That my nose is What's dripping. Is that cheese? You said time was up. He me. Listen, hear me out. I don't really know how to draw noses because they're difficult. So I thought if I gave you a cartoon esque knows, it was actually a compliment. That looks like Katy Perry during our live stream, which he was tired. Okay, well, here's mine, All right. Oh, this is my baby. What? You literally gave me a ball sack for a nose, Literally. A roof of a house for eyebrows, zero hair and the chest hairs. Right. But that is insult the hair. Your movie. Oh, okay. That's I mean, at least I tried yet You said we were doing good pictures of each other. This is the best. D'oh! I'm literally going to go commit suicide. 13 reasons. Why? Welcome to your drawing. Now I feel like there's no better way to show that you love somebody. Then, by getting a tattoo with them on your back. It's even better when you're not together anymore. Because you just have, like, they're huge face on your back. And it's just like a nice reminder that you're crazy. Anyways, let's give each other debt baby gets what we're doing. Over. You were giving you a tattoo? Not a real one. I'm gonna use lipstick. Okay. So I'm gonna do it on your entire back, Are you? No. No. Fine. Yes. Alright. Come over to my tattoo parlor. Oh, my God. It's not that kind of video. So what would you like? Oh, you know, I'm into surprises. But, like, do you want saying that showcases our love? Or do you want something that's more about you? Definitely more about me, just in case we break up way. Okay, so first I'm gonna show them. Now, I feel like this really works for whether you're with me or when you're single, because it's just straight to the point. Ready? See it here. I'll take a picture. All right. And here is your beautiful too Graham in this right now. I think it's beautiful, and I think you can keep adding to it like beat it up or slap it. You could just keep on adding to it. You really like that picture, don't you? Yeah. I'm literally going to instagram, right. Send it to your mom first. She'll see. Okay, last at least this one is sexual. But I'm not gonna, like, show the actual act of sex. But I feel like it's important to try out your partner's finish that you might be a little nervous up. So we're gonna try out my fetish, which is him dressing up like Eliza Maguire and me being and having their first. That's what we're doing. We're gonna have some fetish role play and get to your playing. Hilary Duff. Yeah. Yeah. I got this shirt that says I'm a dreamer now. I guess it is a little weird that it's Eliza Maguire, Hillary. Maybe it should have been raised. Your voice, okay. And put on the little jean jacket. Oh, my God. You look just like her. Look confused. Life's confusing place. Heart. Your brother's an apple. Your mom looks really depressed. Got slay the wig. Wow. So I am going to be Gordo, we're gonna reenact a Lizzie McGuire movie right before we have sex. I couldn't really kind of got a wig, so I found this brown wig. I'm just gonna work with you. Gordo decided to be a woman. He might have its 2017 only got Gordon. I'm literally Gorda. So now your Gorda and Hilary Duff likes women. Listen, this is not transphobic, bitch. This is Just listen before 2017 with busy. It's me, Gorda. Go. You're some annoying like. Can't you ever just back off? Will you listen, I I am so ugly. Lizzie, Listen, I feel like we need to be together. I mean, I followed you all through school. I tried to kiss you, ever single year. You kept turning you down, but I kept trying. Just realized Gordo is a creep. Listen, I still like, you know, even with Kate secretly wants me. Listen, we're in Paris. You're about to perform on stage. We're in this hotel room all alone. My God, you're right. I wasn't expecting that. I was not prepared when you find out Gordo's been gay the whole time. Lizzie, what happened to Miranda? Uh, I put up the edge, okay. That was to really go. That was my love life. Paks Thio, Slowly get divorced. All right, you guys. I'm gonna go make sure you get this video thumbs up if you want more life hats doesn't let me note down the comments. What kind of life you want probably is coming. Like, should we have some Probably hacks. I don't know if carving my cat is illegal, but I'll try. Although I sort of describe that vacation because I make videos every single day. And if you want to tell my other life videos, I've done literally a 1,000,000 of them willing to play with right number. All right. You guys have fun with your brothers Are low with your doughnut. Taking the picture by yourself. No.
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