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  • when you left us feed, right?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • All the bus, all the people that are there, Yes.

  • They're like they're like beef.

  • Like you see them at parties.

  • Because now you're a big YouTube.

  • Or like I'm sure you guys cross pad for me.

  • I'm, like, working all the time.

  • Basically.

  • Now I, like, rarely go out.

  • I find.

  • And when I do, I'm just kind of like, What am I doing here?

  • Like I know what you're thinking, Shane.

  • You must get a lot of s actually shade.

  • We were thinking you have a lot of ass.

  • Yes.

  • Both of those are true.

  • Except only one of my most of my life.

  • I was not good in the relationship department.

  • Unless you call my relationship with the lady that worked a crispy cream who would hook me up with a hot fresh on Monday mornings.

  • A relationship?

  • Because I'd say we're still together.

  • I'd say we should get a divorce, like for my help, But I have a feeling it's gonna be till death.

  • So today I thought some fun life hats help you have your relationships.

  • Wait, What?

  • Hat Number one now kissing Your partner could get really boring after a while.

  • Because, like, you know exactly what it's gonna feel like.

  • You know what it's gonna taste like, Especially when you're with me, Because Tommy's gonna taste like a hose.

  • So the spice up your kissing department, I thought what you re created magic movie kisses with your partner.

  • So to test this out round are gonna be recreating the famous Spider Man kiss, starring me Spider, I'll keep Spider Man.

  • You ready to hang?

  • Um, so I don't know how this is really gonna work.

  • Also, there is duty, everything.

  • Why do you not have shoes on?

  • Also, there's ranch everywhere.

  • What is my life?

  • Never mind.

  • Don't answer that.

  • Okay?

  • So I'm not gonna hang because I don't want to break a really nice furniture.

  • So you wanna How are you gonna do this?

  • Oh, I've been a Jimmy.

  • Go home, find another home and go there.

  • Wait.

  • You have to look like Spider Man, though.

  • Maybe take your shirt off.

  • 00 and your guard feel way Who's betterment?

  • Whatever.

  • Whoever it is.

  • A shaking, huh?

  • Hang up.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why are you fucking Spider Man?

  • right now.

  • Okay, now you're just showing off.

  • Wait.

  • I think this is more weight.

  • I have a better idea of what Marvel is not shaking their perfectly fine.

  • Now, I know we've seen all those pictures on instagram of couples, like hold the other person's hand And, like, the fact they're takes the picture.

  • It's complicated, but basically, it's just to show that, like you and your partner like going to the future there.

  • Like looking back at you, like making sure you're looking down at their ass, and that's cute.

  • But I feel like if you're gonna take one of those pictures, you should be doing something with your partner That is romantic and something that you guys love to do together.

  • So I thought it would be cute if I walked in front of Ryland.

  • And then I turned around and he sent me donuts.

  • That's our president.

  • That's our rider.

  • You ready to take some romantic pictures?

  • Yes.

  • Perfect.

  • Yeah, I got you some taco bell.

  • I got it.

  • Some doughnuts.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm into the donut.

  • I can picture it now.

  • Like us on a pool.

  • Floatie sharing and donut.

  • This was supposed to be a joke, but that's actually the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

  • Okay, I feel like let's do me first you're talking about.

  • Yeah, We already had our talk about love scene bitch.

  • It's a sequel.

  • So I'm thinking, Oh, that lady a Taco Bell.

  • She's crazy.

  • So you have to hold the burrito, right?

  • Is that works?

  • You pull the burrito like that, and then I like to turn around.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • Yeah.

  • Here we go.

  • 32 it's gorgeous.

  • Yeah.

  • I mean, I would put it on my instagram.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You're walks good.

  • Only what s so gross?

  • It's romantic.

  • All right.

  • I think for you should do the doughnut because it's the gayest thing tohave me.

  • That's what God said when he made you.

  • It's the gayest thing I have.

  • Should have you literally.

  • This could be my avatar for my YouTube channel.

  • That's gonna be the invitation for our wedding.

  • It's gonna be that.

  • That's so cute.

  • It smells so good.

  • Don't even here.

  • Okay.

  • Back together.

  • Me with my life.

  • I mean, the doughnut.

  • So see, it's like that.

  • Let me like you do.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's like Oh, fuck.

  • That's it.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Looking away, bitch.

  • I was getting some of it.

  • Now there is nothing sexier than riding your partner a song Unless you're me.

  • And when you sing, it sounds like a rodeo, Like, you know, the moment that cuts your song where she goes.

  • I know, like, if I tried that, you would think that somebody in an insane asylum died.

  • But either way, it's the thought that counts.

  • So we're gonna write each other some music, Okay?

  • Baby gets what we're doing riding each other's bones.

  • Yeah, but I honestly think I'm becoming a pop star.

  • What I feel like lately, it's just been in my wheelhouse.

  • Um, okay, we'll see about that.

  • Okay.

  • Wait.

  • Hold on your phone.

  • I downloaded this app is not sponsor, but I was trying to find an app that would, like, let us make a song really fast.

  • So I think this will work.

  • Okay, so I think I just like singing, and then it makes it a song.

  • I don't know.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I didn't hear anything.

  • Give me a topic.

  • Me and obviously, okay.

  • I mean, obviously we are meant to be just like chips and cheese, Just like guacamole.

  • I'm hungry to just Angie's just like you.

  • Just this'd is everything.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay.

  • Your turn.

  • Okay.

  • Your topic is how much you love me More than the animals.

  • Shame is my lady.

  • He's my number one baby.

  • He tries me just a little bit crazy.

  • That's what I love the animals mark than him.

  • But he skipped too.

  • You're not supposed to drag me into a love song.

  • Okay?

  • Remember what you did that catches?

  • I feel our love growing by the second.

  • We okay, Wait.

  • I just want to play around.

  • What if we sing a song that's already a song like really remix it?

  • Uh, Which song, huh?

  • Drinking Justine song.

  • This is over.

  • I never thought he would be so assembled A family.

  • I found a way.

  • If you been inside like a bad dream.

  • Like drink, fellas having a stroke?

  • Yeah, drinking.

  • Josh is not shaking.

  • They're better than ever.

  • Now you know the scene from Titanic, where Jack Drew Rose while she was laying naked.

  • Now we're not gonna do that mainly because I don't wanna get naked.

  • And I also don't have a piece of paper big enough.

  • But I think there is on the cute about drawing each other and then showing each other being like, That's what you look like, babe.

  • And then you say, Is that really what I looked like?

  • That's what I fucking look like right now.

  • Are you serious?

  • I mean, kind of.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why do you say Okay, let's just put these away.

  • No, no, Leave it.

  • Frame it.

  • Put on the bridge Because I don't know what I look like.

  • I will never going in there.

  • And do you want to burn this?

  • Yes.

  • Let's draw.

  • Okay, baby gets what we're doing.

  • It's just bothering you all day.

  • We're going to be drawing each other.

  • I was in advanced arm, so I wasn't advanced.

  • Nothing.

  • So I got out of school.

  • It knew I'm really trying.

  • Are you really trying?

  • Okay.

  • What are you looking?

  • I'm looking at your face.

  • Okay.

  • You have two more seconds.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • So first you're gonna reveal yours to me.

  • Show me your masterpiece already.

  • I don't think you're ready.

  • I don't think you're ready for this, huh?

  • Wow.

  • No, I love that line.

  • Is killing it you have a killer jawline.

  • Your lashes look like they have extensions are really highlighted.

  • That and I think I really nailed your Did I get into a car accident?

  • What is happening to me?

  • Enough.

  • You kidding me?

  • That my nose is What's dripping.

  • Is that cheese?

  • You said time was up.

  • He me.

  • Listen, hear me out.

  • I don't really know how to draw noses because they're difficult.

  • So I thought if I gave you a cartoon esque knows, it was actually a compliment.

  • That looks like Katy Perry during our live stream, which he was tired.

  • Okay, well, here's mine, All right.

  • Oh, this is my baby.

  • What?

  • You literally gave me a ball sack for a nose, Literally.

  • A roof of a house for eyebrows, zero hair and the chest hairs.

  • Right.

  • But that is insult the hair.

  • Your movie.

  • Oh, okay.

  • That's I mean, at least I tried yet You said we were doing good pictures of each other.

  • This is the best.

  • D'oh!

  • I'm literally going to go commit suicide.

  • 13 reasons.

  • Why?

  • Welcome to your drawing.

  • Now I feel like there's no better way to show that you love somebody.

  • Then, by getting a tattoo with them on your back.

  • It's even better when you're not together anymore.

  • Because you just have, like, they're huge face on your back.

  • And it's just like a nice reminder that you're crazy.

  • Anyways, let's give each other debt baby gets what we're doing.

  • Over.

  • You were giving you a tattoo?

  • Not a real one.

  • I'm gonna use lipstick.

  • Okay.

  • So I'm gonna do it on your entire back, Are you?

  • No.

  • No.

  • Fine.

  • Yes.

  • Alright.

  • Come over to my tattoo parlor.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's not that kind of video.

  • So what would you like?

  • Oh, you know, I'm into surprises.

  • But, like, do you want saying that showcases our love?

  • Or do you want something that's more about you?

  • Definitely more about me, just in case we break up way.

  • Okay, so first I'm gonna show them.

  • Now, I feel like this really works for whether you're with me or when you're single, because it's just straight to the point.

  • Ready?

  • See it here.

  • I'll take a picture.

  • All right.

  • And here is your beautiful too Graham in this right now.

  • I think it's beautiful, and I think you can keep adding to it like beat it up or slap it.

  • You could just keep on adding to it.

  • You really like that picture, don't you?

  • Yeah.

  • I'm literally going to instagram, right.

  • Send it to your mom first.

  • She'll see.

  • Okay, last at least this one is sexual.

  • But I'm not gonna, like, show the actual act of sex.

  • But I feel like it's important to try out your partner's finish that you might be a little nervous up.

  • So we're gonna try out my fetish, which is him dressing up like Eliza Maguire and me being and having their first.

  • That's what we're doing.

  • We're gonna have some fetish role play and get to your playing.

  • Hilary Duff.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • I got this shirt that says I'm a dreamer now.

  • I guess it is a little weird that it's Eliza Maguire, Hillary.

  • Maybe it should have been raised.

  • Your voice, okay.

  • And put on the little jean jacket.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You look just like her.

  • Look confused.

  • Life's confusing place.

  • Heart.

  • Your brother's an apple.

  • Your mom looks really depressed.

  • Got slay the wig.

  • Wow.

  • So I am going to be Gordo, we're gonna reenact a Lizzie McGuire movie right before we have sex.

  • I couldn't really kind of got a wig, so I found this brown wig.

  • I'm just gonna work with you.

  • Gordo decided to be a woman.

  • He might have its 2017 only got Gordon.

  • I'm literally Gorda.

  • So now your Gorda and Hilary Duff likes women.

  • Listen, this is not transphobic, bitch.

  • This is Just listen before 2017 with busy.

  • It's me, Gorda.

  • Go.

  • You're some annoying like.

  • Can't you ever just back off?

  • Will you listen, I I am so ugly.

  • Lizzie, Listen, I feel like we need to be together.

  • I mean, I followed you all through school.

  • I tried to kiss you, ever single year.

  • You kept turning you down, but I kept trying.

  • Just realized Gordo is a creep.

  • Listen, I still like, you know, even with Kate secretly wants me.

  • Listen, we're in Paris.

  • You're about to perform on stage.

  • We're in this hotel room all alone.

  • My God, you're right.

  • I wasn't expecting that.

  • I was not prepared when you find out Gordo's been gay the whole time.

  • Lizzie, what happened to Miranda?

  • Uh, I put up the edge, okay.

  • That was to really go.

  • That was my love life.

  • Paks Thio, Slowly get divorced.

  • All right, you guys.

  • I'm gonna go make sure you get this video thumbs up if you want more life hats doesn't let me note down the comments.

  • What kind of life you want probably is coming.

  • Like, should we have some Probably hacks.

  • I don't know if carving my cat is illegal, but I'll try.

  • Although I sort of describe that vacation because I make videos every single day.

  • And if you want to tell my other life videos, I've done literally a 1,000,000 of them willing to play with right number.

  • All right.

  • You guys have fun with your brothers Are low with your doughnut.

  • Taking the picture by yourself.

  • No.

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