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  • Dear Diary,

  • The date is October 6th 2013 and this is my second entry.

  • So a while ago I got an email on Facebook from the Orlando Magic.They asked me if I

  • wanted to interview for a job as the in-game arena host.

  • You know the guys who's like:

  • "Alright Magic fans, put your hands together and make some noise!"

  • Yeah, that guy.

  • They said my name had come up in marketing discussions because they had seen some of

  • my YouTube videos, which I think is pretty cool.

  • DAHECK!

  • Well after going back for a second interview, I recently found out that I didn't get the

  • job.

  • They said they were going to move forward with some other candidates who had in-arena

  • hosting experience.

  • Which I have...none.

  • Still, it's cool just to be considered for a job just from making YouTube videos.

  • I guess it's for the best anyways cause I probably would have got fired anyways after

  • LeBron came to town and I instructed the fans to start cheering "hairline."

  • The Fiesta Movement is still going on.

  • I still have a free car and free gas until the end of the year.

  • This month's mission was style and for my mission.

  • I had to get Bear a makeover.

  • I've had Bear all my life.

  • I mean he's been through everything with me.

  • Every girlfriend I've had has seen Bear.

  • And if you don't like Bear we're just not going to work out...which is probably why

  • it never did work out with any of my other girlfriends.

  • I even sleep with him at night.

  • Some people they sleep with blankets, some people sleep with women...I have Bear, ok.

  • If you look at all my YouTube videos, Bear is actually in most of my YouTube videos somewhere.

  • You gotta spot him though.

  • For my mission I drove to Margie's cuties which is a local doll hospital, which is about

  • an hour away from where I'm at.

  • And I'm not going to lie, this was probably one of the most traumatic experiences that

  • I've ever gone through.

  • I don't even know how I was able to film what was happening.

  • I watched Margie take all the stuffing out of Bear, which is traumatic ok!

  • I've had this thing for all of my life and you're just starting to rip it up.

  • DAHECK!

  • What are you doing?

  • I watched her turn him inside out and then show me.

  • That was kind of gut-wrenching.

  • What is happening right now?

  • Bear...the skin...it's inside out!

  • And she was showing me all the places where he had been damaged and where she would need

  • to re-stich over it.

  • I don't know how I was able to get through it to tell you the truth.

  • I think I was still in shock I didn't get the Magic job and I was just out of it.

  • That's the only way I can explain.

  • And Bear was dirty...he was really dirty...like really dirty.

  • There was a lot of dirt on him.

  • But by the time I got him back he was looking great.

  • This is the new and improved Bear.

  • Look at him.

  • Fresh to death.

  • Looking like a beast.

  • He is a beast...technically speaking.

  • I'm so glad she was able to do a great job.

  • Now I don't have to kill her.

  • What else has happened?

  • Grand Theft Auto...GTAV came out.

  • Hit 800 million dollars in sales in the first day, breaking all types of records.

  • U.S. federal government is shut down still as of this video.

  • All types of foolishness is happening right now.

  • Last thing I wanted to tell you is that I'm hosting an event.

  • I'm hosting an event at the University of Florida.

  • It's Black Alumni Weekend and they're having a comedy show.

  • I'm going to be the host.

  • I don't really want to be a comedian or host per se...I just want to expand upon what I'm

  • already doing on YouTube.

  • I just want to do more.

  • The goal is to get discovered and so far YouTube has been great platform.

  • So, yeah.

  • That's what's going on right now in my life and...just remember...real men keep diaries.

  • I'm a grown man.

Dear Diary,

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