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-[Orange fluttering lips]
[fluttering continues]
I'm bored.
-Whoa!
Whoa, where am I?
-[gasps] Hey, Apple! You're back!
-What? -Hey Apple, where you been?
-Are you talking to me?
-Hey, Apple! -I'm not an apple.
-Hey, hey Apple!
-Hey, I'm not an apple.
-Yeah, ya are. You're red, so you're an apple.
-No-no-no, you see, I'm a tomato.
-A tomato? You look like an apple.
-No-no-no, I'm a fruit like an apple, but I'm not an apple.
-What? No, you're not. You're a vegetable.
-Well, that's a common misconception,
but a tomato like myself, I'm a-- -Hey, hey Apple!
Can you spit seeds?
-What? -Like this!
[hacks, spits]
[smack!] -Ow!
[Orange laughs] What the heck is wrong with you?
-I'm an orange.
-Don't ever do that to a tomato.
Don't you know how easily I bruise?
-You're a toe-may-toe?
-It's "tomato."
-Toe-may-toe?
-Taw-may-toe. Tomato. It's not hard.
-Yeah, you're a vegetable.
-Fruit! I'm a fruit!
-Uh-uh. You can't be a fruit and a vegetable.
-I know! I'm not!
I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!
-No, you're not. You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin.
-Pumpkins are fruits too, you moron.
-Yeah, and elephants are microwaves.
[laughing] -[groans]
I hate oranges. -You're an apple.
-I'm a tomato. -Apple.
-Tomato. -Apple.
- Tomato. - Apple.
-Tomato. -Blender.
-Huh? Whoa!
Hey-- ow! -Whoa!
-Hey, hey buddy, don't--no, don't press the button...
-What's that button do? -Please don't press the button!
[yells] -Ah...
-[yelling inside blender]
-Tomato, are you okay? -[yelling continues]
-Wow, you're juicy.
If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam.
[laughs] Ugh, ow.
[laughs]
Hey, Tomato, good to see ya.
I was hoping we could "catch up."
[laughing] -[groans]
Get it? "Ketchup."
[laughs]
Why aren't you laughing?
Captioned by SpongeSebastian