Please welcome back.

So the very funny Fahim Anwar, Thank you so much.

I did uber eats today doing very well.

If who breeds is convenient, I've noticed.

But it's weird.

It makes your dinner feel like a drug deal for no reason.

I'm just outside my apartment looking for a black Prius.

I'm like, What's up, you, Alessandro?

No.

Keep driving, bro.

See the other guy in the corner?

I'm like uber eats.

He's like No, correct.

Someone said Uber East driver will pull up.

And there's two people in the car you like.

What is this?

This isn't the amazing race.

Also, if you're the passenger in that car house ad is your life.

Look, I've got nothing going on.

Can I shadow you?

Someone's will pull up in a really, really nice car, and that makes no sense.

I'm not really a Tesla.

You know, you could just drive a Honda Civic and not have to do this.

Well, you shouldn't be handing someone a burrito and then pulling your door down light.

Oh, but we're living in the future with all the APS and everything.

It's crazy like Imagine if you were talking to someone from the past and they're like, What's the future like?

You know, I go, Man, it's crazy.

There's like so many scooters.

So there's no flying cars, not just like a bunch of scooters.

That's pretty dope.

Why is it dope?

Because you could just, like leave it there.

It's hard to explain.

I visited my parents recently what I've noticed about Middle Eastern families.

They like to keep up appearances like no matter how messed up things might be going in the family, they liketo keep up.

You know, appearances.

White families are too honest.

They'll be like Travis is addicted to meth.

We don't know what to do.

So solder TV for meth money.

Middle Eastern family would never do that.

They would spin it.

They'd be like Abdullah cleans the house constantly.

Where's your TV?

Abdul started his own business already.

He sell our TV for us Microwave.

He is top sales.

Abdul.

Donate his teeth to charity.

I'm dating a little bit, fellas.

You're trying to meet up with a girl who's just like out and about.

It's impossible.

It will be like, Hey, we're at this club.

Come and you finally find parking and then you get a tax break.

They were at this club, all right.

You finally find parking.

They were at this club.

Now it's not even a date.

I'm just dog the bounty hunter.

Track down, Stephanie.

I'll do the apse.

Sometimes I'll match with a girl, and then I'll go back to her profile and it'll say, like, just here for friends.

And what do you do with that?

Now?

I just messaged them.

I go.

Hey, do you think you could take me to L A X?

No, thank you.

You weren't sure if you wanted to give it up?

But you did.

And I appreciate it.

You know, I was hanging by a thread.

I'm like, I'm gonna get it.

Yes, but also, why are you on dating apps for friends?

I don't get that.

That's like me going on linked in to smash.

You thought this was a business meeting?

I read my profile.

I've noticed a lot of girls profiles.

They'll be in front of angel wings.

So many girls just are in front of angel wings.

It's easy to roll your eyes at it as a guy.

But then I thought if there was a wall with Wolverine claws on it, every guy would be in front of it like you're sure about that one.

All right, good to know for my next late night when I do the same jokes.

Also, you notice women.

You're kind of discriminatory on these APS.

You'll be like if you're under five foot 10 swipe left.

And to me, that just seems a little hypocritical when, like you guys wear makeup every day like leaves that guy's 59 all the time.

If it rained is not like, yeah, you were four feet toll.

I did it.

The good rain.

All right, that's it for me.

Thanks, guys.