It's important to me.

Ah, Monday is a personal revelation.

Monday and I spoke about this, uh, this week.

Monday I realized a childhood dream of mine.

That's right.

Ah, zip line over my studio audience wearing a helmet that shoots smoke.

It's something I've always wanted to D'oh!

I dreamed about it.

And then finally, we made it happen.

We did it on Monday, and it was an amazing night of television.

Take a look.

So that was just the start, you know?

Then I thought, OK, that was kind of fun.

Why don't we try and improve on this throughout the week?

So I started taking suggestions from you.

The audience.

I ask people to go to late night underground dot com and submit your ideas for what I could do and add to the zip line stunt.

And a lot of people wrote in and sent the's a rodent or e mailed in.

Whatever you kids call it today blogged in with your slash net or dot.

Anyway, I don't know what's going on.

Uh, and some of them were pretty good.

Uh, and so we took some of the suggestions two of them that I took.

I added last night last night, in addition to the helmet that should smoke, I war rocket boots.

And when I got to the bottom, I crashed into giant bowling pins.

There's a lot of fun, and those were suggestions that were sent in.

Some new suggestions came in, Uh, Marcus parkas sent this one.

Ah, and I think this is beautifully illustrated.

Again.

The idea is, OK, it's me wearing an Evel Knievel outfit, But look at this illustration.

He has me.

It's really beautiful.

Nice crotch shot of me coming down, and I really thought that was very nice.

Well, here's where I'm going with all this.

We showed some last night, and there was one that was my favorite, my favorite from last night.

It's beautifully drawn, and it's such a cool, fantastic idea.

I really like this.

This guy, Jack.

See, Gregory thought that I should come in on the zip line and I should save Abraham Lincoln from John Wilkes Booth right there.

Peyote, John Wilkes Booth and save our 16th president.

I thought that was a very cool idea.

I thought it was dramatic.

It's it.

Kids can learn something about history because that's almost how Lincoln was saved.

And I thought maybe tonight we should try and use the zip line to save Abraham Lincoln.

Don't you stay here creating Ford's Theatre right there?

Yeah, there's there's best Lincoln we could get.

And here's of course, the nefarious booth.

Frustrated Southern sympathizer.

It's a northern crowd for Yuh on you're gonna approach.

And I am going to try and save Lincoln in the nick of time on the zip line.

Before I do that, I gotta strip down.

Theo, could you hold that, please?

Thank you.

Okay.

All right.

You have to boil your hands later.

All right.

Course.

Putting on the rocket boots and putting on the rocket helmet right here.

Getting everything ready.

All right.

Strap that stuff on right here.

Now, folks, we have to pay for this.

This isn't cheap.

So strap this on.

It's gonna get me about $900.

I'm not kidding.

Prepared me for the way.

Let us set the scene.

First of all, Booth starts sneaking up on Lincoln to commit the terrible Uh huh.

What the hell are you doing?

You're like a cat getting ready to pee.

What?

Okay.

Whatever way.

Don't have a lot of time to talk about this.

Ever.

So Okay, Booth preparing to shoot Lincoln, and he has to go to the bathroom.

All right, let's get ready.

Now Give me a jet engine Sound, please.

There we go.

Let's initiate Helmet and Groot rockets.

Initiating a helmet and rockets way You're alive and well, congratulations.

Enjoy your second term.

We'll take a break, please, And don't come back.