YouknowMissPhilDunphyonABCismegahitModernFamily, nowinitsninthseason, andyoucancatchhimonmouthfeelings, a podcastwheretheytalkaboutthethingsthatgointoyourmouthandthefeelingsthatcomeoutofit.
It's a greattagline.
It's greattohaveyouintheseattie.
Welcometotheshow.
Thankyou.
I appreciateit.
I'm very, very, veryscared.
Doyouknowwhatyou'regettingyourselfinto?
I feellikeeverything I'm sayingisgonnabefamous.
Lastwords.
But I lovehotfood.
I don't reallyhave a verysubtlepalatelike I don't know, I'm eatingsomethingunlessit's hot.
Yes.
Wouldbegreatif I checkedoutrightnow, likemother.
Soyougotyourbigbreakasanactor A littlebitlaterinlifewhichleftplentyofroomforsomeoddoffbeatjobswhenyouwereworkingas a forestfirefighter.
Doyoueverget a callthatmadeyoufearforyourlife?
Firemademefearformylife.
I was a terriblefirefire.
I wassoftascottoncandyandhavenobusinessbeing a forestfirefighter.
Actually, theveryfirstcallweevergotwas a semiwithitsgastankonfire.
Well, itwas a twomangroup.
Oregon's not a bigstate.
Hewaspushingusclosertothefireand I waspushingusawayfromthefirewhenweformed a sortoftpwaywerehaving a reversetug, a waronthehose.
And I wasbiggerand I wanthim.
Weendedupgoingvery, veryfarawayfromthefire.
Try, Justtry, justprayfrom, like, 50 yardsaway.
Itwasmorelikethat.
Howmanyofthesedoyoudo A week?
Youknow, wegoweekly, Soifwebank a bunchofepisodes, then I'llhave a chillcoupleweeks.
Butifthatgastankrunslow, then I havetojuststartstackinguplike I didthisyesterday.
Youusethatanalogybecause I alwayssayit's notdiggingditch, too, because I actuallydidaddictedfor a fewweekswhen I wasinjuniorhighanditwastheworstjobofmylife.
Butthehumiliationcanbeincredible.
Oneofmyveryfirstauditions, I hadtwoweekstoworkonthis.
I wasusing a Britishaccent.
I'm notparticularlytalentedwithaccents, but I workedreallyhardonthisaccent, sittingdowninfrontof a just a bigbankofpeopleintimidatingpeople.
Andthecastingdirector, hewhispersinmyear.
Oh, yeah, we'renotusingtheaccent.
So I gaveanaudition, tryingtoswitchoutof a BritishaccentintoanAmericanaccentontheflythatsoundedlike I washaving a strokeinfrontofallofthesepeople.
Itwaslike, That's whereyoulandmillstra, Ma'am, Madam, I takeityoudidn't getthecallback.
I didnot.
I didnotevengetriellikeeyecontactonmyway.
ContactDawson's isalmost a crisis, right?
ItflirtswithChristescortswithcrisis, I wouldagree.
Yeah, isgood.
No.
So I knowthatyoufellinlovewithSaltLakeCityalmost 20 yearsago.
It's a placethatyouandHollyandyourkidscallhomeVerge.
Butas a byproductofAshland, Oregon, I knowthattheBeaverStatestillholds a specialplaceinyourheart.
Sowhat I wanttodoisgiveyou a numberofcategories, andyoucantellmewhichstatereignSupremeUtahorgansthat, yes, nationalparks, Utah, NorthernUtahisamazing, too, butforverydifferentreasons.