Maria should be here any minute. Ok?

Best behavior. Right gentlemen?

Ok.

But what if one of us starts to flirt?

We should have a code phrase.

Something like,

"The phone is ringing."

Oh, I'll get it.

No.

That's the code phrase.

If one of us says, "The phone's ringing," that means you're hitting too hard on Maria.

[door bell ringing]

I'll bet that's Maria. I'll get it.

No, I'll get it.

Let's get it together.

Hey.

Hi Maria. So glad you could come hang out with us.

You know. It felt weird coming over here without pizzas, so I brought some pizza.

That's awesome.

You're so funny.

Maria.

If I could rearrange the alphabet,

I'd put U and I together.

The phone is ringing.

I don't hear a phone.

Me either.

I'll be right back.

Maria.

Do you like motorcycles?

Because you would look great in my sidecar.

That sounds really cool.

Phone is ringing.

There's no phone ringing.

I think you've done too many rock concerts.

Poor guy.

I hope you're hungry Maria.

I cooked for you.

Hope you like Crunchy Cats.

[phone dialing]

Kevin likes Maria.

Kevin likes Maria.

Kevin likes Maria.

It's just my new ringtone.

Did you just call him?

Ummm.

Yes.

I wanted to tell him that I wrote you a song.

Oh.

What? The phone is ringing.

The phone is ringing.

The phone is absolutely way way ringing.

I fell in love

with pizza girl.

Now I eat pizza…

Can we see you in the kitchen, please?

Not cool man.

That Maria song belonged to all three of us.

We sang it when we were happy.

We sang it when

Alright, that was the only time we sang it.

Well I wouldn't have had to sing to her if you hadn't brought out the motorcycle and how you wanted to take her in your sidecar.

Well I wouldn't have had to bring up the motorcycle if Captain Suave over here hadn't bust out the Crunchy Cats.

You started it.

U and I together. Like you could really rearrange the alphabet.

Guys. I. Look.

All of this attention is kind of flattering but

mostly weird so

I think I should just go home.

Oh Maria.

Awww guys. She's right. This is like Mr. Bumble all over again.

She's like a stretched out teddy bear.

Wait, Maria. We're sorry about tonight.

It's just that we've never broken the Sacred Book of JONAS Law.

The Sacred Book of Whatie Who?

It's 600 years old.

Ok.

Fake phone's ringing.

Mr. Bumble.

JONAS law?

I feel like I bought myself a ticket on the crazy train.

If it helps, we can explain.

It's just all three of us really like you.

We could share you.

I'm out of here.

I don't think explaining ourselves was the way to go.

So who's up for some Chinese food?

Hey hey hey.

How'd you like it if I dropped one of your

songs on the floor like that?

Sorry.

I can't believe we were about to turn our backs on the Sacred Book of JONAS Law all for a girl.

Even if it was Maria with her

hair like silky strands of mozzarella.

She was a big part of our lives.

Ok. Wait.

Pop quiz.

What color are Maria's eyes?

Blue?

Brown.

I'm pretty sure she had two.

Name one thing she did besides deliver pizzas?

She

rang the doorbell.

She smelled good.

She delivered

garlic bread.

Hello?

Don't you guys get it?

How can we get it if you keep asking us questions?

You guys are fighting over a girl you hardly even know.

I mean this isn't about Maria at all.

I guess we did get a little overly competitive.

Yeah and you guys aren't about being competitive.

You're about teamwork.

It's what make you a great band.

Ok. Now we get it.

No. I got it a while ago.

Me too.

I was just waiting for you guys to catch up.

We promise we won't be so competitive.

I promise not to be as competitive as these guys.

Dude, there's no way you're going to be less competitive than me.

Oh really?

First one down the poles is the least competitive.

No no no.

I got down first.

Yeah but I only used one arm.

I look the most awesome coming down the pole.

We solemnly swear never ever to let a girl come between us again

no matter how cute, funny or how little we know about her.

Word.

I'm proud of you guys.

Know what?

I'm more proud of us.

My middle name is Proud.

My middle name is I'm More Proud Than Joe And Nick.

It's a really long name.

That's why I don't use it that often?

[door bell ringing]

You know when you think about it

I mean it's pretty silly how hard you guys fell over someone you didn't even know.

Who ordered from the Juice King?

I did.

Wow.