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  • you were a bartender, and I just know that you would be such a good bartender, Mark.

  • Thank you.

  • Generous.

  • Doesn't know he do a generous pour.

  • He would always wait for you.

  • I would do a general, mostly because people would be like, Come on, man.

  • Didn't you have your own cocktail?

  • I had to margarita on Margarita, but I ended up having, you know, I'd start early.

  • And I had my Thursday night crowd.

  • Yeah, partially because And I'm sorry, Sean MacPherson, wherever you are, I gave away a lot of free drinks.

  • Wasn't a great quality in a bartender.

  • But you were good dealing with with drunk customers.

  • Which is why I had to deal with a lot of drunk people.

  • Yes.

  • And, um, sometimes they were not very nice.

  • There would be nights where I'd be up to my eyeballs in a holes.

  • Um, I think nothing going.

  • I don't know what they say.

  • Nothing.

  • So it wasn't a guy who wanted I don't know.

  • I get it.

  • Yeah, they're drunk.

  • Are that kind of bar?

  • I wanted some book.

  • Yes, there are.

  • Okay, So tell us about him so occasionally, you would get someone who was so obnoxious.

  • And it was the end of the night and this guy came in and he's like, I mean, he was wasted and he was such an a hole.

  • And I was like, I want a sambuca.

  • I'm like, Come on, man, You're doing okay.

  • Gimme a sambuca.

  • And did he hit me like that?

  • I'm like, Okay, Sy.

  • Porn Zan Booker, Lie it.

  • I'm not gonna let you drink, man.

  • I don't like drinks.

  • Okay?

  • You want to let you drink?

  • You like your drink.

  • You're so light it.

  • Okay?

  • I like the drink.

  • He takes it and it goes all over his face dripping down his face.

  • Blue flames everywhere on I'm trying not to laugh on He it beats the hell out of himself.

  • Get it out.

  • Give me another.

  • I'm sure you light it.

  • Yes, same thing.

  • It was one of the greatest nights.

  • I sort of like him for having another one.

  • I love hey, walked out with, like, a like a flaming red goatee.

  • Oh, that brings back a really painful memory.

  • It was, you know, I was, like, 12.

  • 13.

  • I was like, I was a late bloomer, but I had a premature moustache.

  • Like I had hair there and nowhere else, right?

  • I mean, my head, of course.

  • Ana and I was begging my dad because kids were making fun of me.

  • Your stash, Wimmer.

  • You moved, you know?

  • And so I was begging my dad Hate, can I please shave?

  • And my dad was like, You're too young to shave.

  • I'm sorry, but I was I took matters into my own hands, and I borrowed some of my sister's Nair on.

  • For those of you who don't know, it's like a chemical hair removed if we go in Makati.

  • Okay, so I put it on my lip, but I left it on tough long.

  • So I had a burn mark, just like only you know, I had to.

  • Then goto school.

  • I tried take my hair off.

  • They're like, What?

  • So all these other names I'm sorry to bring up.

  • We leave that trauma.

  • So miss an all new episode of the Graham Norton show, Fridays at 11.

  • On catch up.

you were a bartender, and I just know that you would be such a good bartender, Mark.

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