Really?

Hmm.

Noooooooo!!!!!!

Or something else.

Oh, look! Claire forgot her glasses!

And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who from I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.

Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to, um, gossip less.

I don't gossip!

Maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on, y'know, kinda like a public service,

it doesn't mean I'm a gossip.

I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip?

Well, if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, yeah, I would.

What? They were like this!

All right. Okay. Fine, fine.

My new year's resolution will be not to gossip!

It's easy.

Easy?

You have never kept a resolution.

Yes, I have!

Okay, let's see how you did last year.

No, no, not my diary.

No, you cannot read my diary.

"Dear Diary, I am so excited."

"My resolution is to write in you every day."

"I'll see you tomorrow."

Nothing.

Well, you know, not a lot happened last year.

All right, all right, I'll prove to you that I can keep it this time: No more gossiping!

I hate gossip.

In junior high, this girl said a lot of mean stuff about me, and I set her bike on fire.

Oh, what did she say about you?

She said I was crazy.

Well, I guess she got hers.