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  • John, you go, Maskell.

  • Well, it's more a way of improving all our lives.

  • Jimmy, I've been looking at the health and safety regs around this building on this show on having locked, I'm amazed when all killed on a weekly basis this is a fucking death trap.

  • This building.

  • So I've done my training.

  • I'm now a fully approved health and safety officer.

  • So if you'll permit me to go around, I've got my health and safety.

  • Hi, vis card again.

  • Humanely old people's homes.

  • The's a great lease.

  • I make these myself and they've caught road deaths in the over seventies by 40%.

  • Have to say this, but it really suits you.

  • Thank you.

  • So I've been having this is the first problem.

  • This is like sitting under a guillotine every week sharp.

  • That pointless on that swings around onto my head.

  • No, it doesn't come near you.

  • So I had no choice but to provide myself with a hard hat s O that that's not a problem anymore.

  • Then I go and this is a true fact.

  • If you have more than 10 or Maur employees, you are legally obliged to have an accident.

  • An incident log book.

  • I've never been shown us on Dhe.

  • I know you've got probably 10 or more staff, so I got one for you as well to just have a house.

  • Next problem is you, Susie, With that death trap in front of you, the dictionary.

  • We all know how easily a paper cut can happen.

  • So I've got you some oven gloves.

  • If you don't mind, we're not just any point way.

  • Who thought I was gonna get that on the shop?

  • I feel so muscular.

  • Rachel, you've got You've got quite a lot going on there.

  • So get some exercise in safety goggles there, just in case anything falls off for what comes now.

  • Very masculine run.

  • That's my thes things.

  • A bloody dangerous, Certainly.

  • You never know you're having a drink, and then all of a sudden you put the cup down.

  • Oh, so I got everyone there a little sippy cup, sippy cup.

  • And then finally looking at the statistics on how many panel show comedians are killed each year in chair based falls.

  • Absolutely shocking.

  • Non So far, I'm not gonna be the first.

  • Got myself.

  • Let's count down.

  • Yes, you do, Jimmy.

  • You know you get those brown signs and you're driving through somewhere that says a brown sign and it says, Go visit like farming museum and you always get So it's shit, isn't it?

  • Why did he learn me down?

  • So I thought I'd come up with some alternative brown science for things to Honestly, you do want to know when you drive it around.

  • Just coming up is a prison.

  • I wouldn't wanna stuff near a prison full of serial killers, you know, just up there.

  • It's just full of serial killers.

  • You just drive.

  • Tentative.

  • Reacted when you this one won't be quite popular for some people.

  • Woods for men.

  • You know that those sort of words that men like toe hang out?

  • I'm looking for a friend.

  • Okay, that's my Let's go.

  • Jimmy.

  • Sean, Science.

  • Everyone on Jones.

  • Of course, it's Susie Days.

John, you go, Maskell.

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