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  • Who dares disturb my slumber Brand new day?

  • It's a brand you bright sunny day.

  • It's actually nighttime outside, so there's no fucking sunlight anywhere.

  • I hated winter Go away Springtime anew Refresh me.

  • Dogs are tied with yet the fuck up.

  • But a new day means it's time for more.

  • L is for lovers to love one another.

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  • I was too lazy to focus the camera on that one.

  • So that's what you're going to get an out of focus blurry jacks up the guy, smacking a white board and saying laugh, You're the one who clicked into this video.

  • Okay, remember that whenever you're like, man, what is going on in life in general?

  • Remember, you clicked this video.

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  • Siri.

  • No, I wasn't talking to you.

  • Suddenly she just starts listening.

  • She's like that person at the parodies who everyone's having a great time and, uh, they just walk over the drink and then they're like, Oh, yeah, uh, Karen, What you said is amazing.

  • I didn't catch the start of it, but I want to be part of the group.

  • Fuck off, cirie.

  • Focus.

  • No, but here a gammy.

  • I know nothing about here again.

  • She's still listening.

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  • I actually think that's pretty cool.

  • But is it just me Is that actual video like that is on me tonight is that I can hear the 30 needs.

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  • Now my hair is getting quite long again.

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  • Maybe I'm worth it.

  • Maybe it's Norio you don't even fucking know.

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  • This one, This one's the best.

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  • Excellent.

  • I have a very big problem with my hair.

  • I have a very big problem with my fashion sense.

  • I want my hair to look like it's been attacked by a bird's nest.

  • Please, Herr a gammy.

  • Save me.

  • Can I buy it again?

  • Everything on this Fucking are these on this series?

  • I want to buy their I bought one.

  • I bought a herring.

  • Gammy, you're going to see it in 4 to 6 weeks.

  • I don't wanna feel about something called a goon suit.

  • Can't hide bottles in your desk.

  • Too hard to drink openly in the office.

  • Stop.

  • You need the goon suit.

  • The going suit looks like any other suit but carries leaders of cask wine seamlessly in the lining.

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  • You're really drinking good.

  • Looks like you're trying to suck the components out of your phone so that this is clearly fake, right?

  • This is not an actual thing.

  • It reminds me the wine rack that I got the white bra that I have used, every single event that I've gone to okay, hanging out with friends of just sipping on wine.

  • People like men.

  • Your cup size is really increase.

  • And I said, Thank you.

  • I'm an alcoholic now and for a limited time only you'll also receive the goon suit.

  • Coffee car weighs like a regular coffee cup, but you put food.

  • That's good.

  • I like that a lot.

  • That's clever.

  • So it is.

  • Oh, people would actually believe that's really, though.

  • So goon, is it Australian slang term.

  • Basically, goon is a general name for cask wine or boxed wine.

  • God, it's Does that mean people who drink it or call Gooners or something?

  • I shouldn't say that that I don't even know if that's a fuckin slang term.

  • Or it's something that people are cold and you shouldn't call people that I don't know.

  • There's so many words out today that I'm afraid I like this one.

  • Don't never know you're really drinking Good.

  • I know listening.

  • I'm getting drunk off my tits.

  • No, I've tried fat diets, powders, pills.

  • Still, my weight's been up and down like a yo yo until the AIDS plan taught me how to take off weight and help keep it off.

  • AIDS may taste like a candy, but aides contains one of the most effective appetite suppressants you can buy.

  • And there's no stimulant in AIDS that could make you nervous.

  • No, no.

  • Was that this is a really won?

  • Is this a real thing?

  • They thought that you could go out there and be like here.

  • Try AIDS.

  • It's great for weight loss.

  • No peanut butter, eggs, candy and I'm not gaining weight.

  • I'm losing weight deliciously with the aid of a wait.

  • Is this A South park was making fun of with Jared from so point, He said that he used AIDS to lose weight.

  • I got AIDS about two years ago and I've been losing weight Everythin.

  • It's amazing how slim you can get with a peanut buttery, but he was saying a I D s like people who ate him.

  • Is that what they were making photos, his aides and actual thing?

  • My God, people are fucking weird.

  • It was an actual thing.

  • I wonder why it didn't take off.

  • You know, when you're feeling like a hung go in your bongo and you want to just snack on all those calories and go to your fridge in Munch, Munch Munch trite AIDS and said, AIDS is great.

  • Aides will help you lose weight and keep it off.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • And age candy has no stimulant.

  • That could make you nervous.

  • A skinny is no stipulate.

  • That makes you nervous.

  • Was that have worry back then that appetite suppressors had stuff that made you worry delicious chocolate flavor.

  • And I love being a sign again.

  • Wow, God, such an old ass commercial.

  • She didn't even eat the fucking thing to aim before each meal.

  • Delicious chocolate flavor.

  • Wow.

  • Yeah.

  • The plan lets you really take care of yourself.

  • Just with this.

  • Abby, I really love the taste off air.

  • I was overweight and embarrassed to go anyplace.

  • Aides helped me get back into a size 12.

  • Sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • I'm allergic to bullshit.

  • Tell me, Lose the weight and has nothing in it that could make me nervous.

  • Just like hey, Melinda, can you go in and just fucking say this line?

  • It doesn't even matter what you're doing.

  • Yeah.

  • Fuck, yeah.

  • Eight's doesn't have anything that will make me worry.

  • And it doesn't have a suppressor that makes you wanna It's great for keeping off the wait.

  • Give me my fucking money.

  • Why take diet pills when you could enjoy a So they probably went out and we're like, This is clever because it's subverting the expectation.

  • We're saying something that's going to catch people's attention, right?

  • It's like holding something like that.

  • The mouth comer.

  • It's like it's mouth comer.

  • I don't have to worry anymore about having extra saliva in my mouth.

  • I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

  • Oh, no.

  • Do all these people have AIDS?

  • You don't eat so much.

  • And I didn't want anything.

  • No, thank you.

  • I have AIDS.

  • I enjoy shopping now because I can't fashionable clothes.

  • What I can't hear you.

  • Mostly music.

  • You look as broad is this And you'd rather look at slim.

  • Is this Try the AIDS reducing plan.

  • I am about you guys, but I'm sold anyway.

  • I've had enough of AIDS, okay?

  • I don't care about that anymore.

  • I'm supposed to be having a fun time.

  • This is funniest home videos, not questionable product.

  • Why did they make it?

  • I don't want anything to do with it.

  • How did they think this is a good idea?

  • Products?

  • If you wanna be a size eight and keep the weight off, then all you gotta do is try because laughs help you suppresses the appetite, but keep the weight off a swell on.

  • They don't have any fuckin stimulants.

  • All right, Bull Herbie up.

  • Betty, what have we got on the chopping block next?

  • I wantto laugh until my sides fall out.

  • Okay.

  • Who wants to clean in the phone?

  • I'll do it.

  • I'll give you want to do it?

  • Just what?

  • You see what I've got?

  • No, It's the wonder boner.

  • Oh, no wonder Boner.

  • You laugh now.

  • Just watch.

  • Just wait until you see my boner.

  • Take fish and even a low show that the Wonder bone.

  • That's disgusting.

  • You there?

  • Boaters just covered in flesh meeting bones.

  • I admit it.

  • Okay, I've had a few of boners In my time.

  • I might have been rocking some for half the videos I've made on YouTube, but they've never looked like that with wonder boners.

  • Unique design removes the bones from God.

  • It turns your fish into a fucking Scalea condom.

  • My wife would like that.

  • I get it.

  • I get it.

  • I get it.

  • I get it.

  • It's hard to boat, de boat and fish.

  • It's a process that not many people want to do.

  • And you want to get your delicious, tasty, fishy goodness.

  • This is not the way to do it.

  • You get the Wonder Bar.

  • No wonder boner Know how much?

  • 1995 for a voter, I could just think real hard to get one for free.

  • I do wonder how well products like this cell, because a lot of them are basing like this at least is a decent idea.

  • It's something that if it actually works, whatever.

  • But I wonder how many people sell stuff like this just because of the name, like the AIDS suppressant.

  • or the boner.

  • Things like Get Tommy, Get in here, Get that fish boner thing that you have.

  • My kids.

  • They're weird.

  • The top carpet.

  • What's next?

  • The masturbator?

  • It's good That's funnier than the whole commercial as an accompaniment accompaniment to go with your wonder boner for de boning fish to cast a fish?

  • No, Try our masturbator.

  • Just put the master baiter on your run on.

  • You will be able to catch fish all day.

  • Ah, a lot of jokes in there.

  • Oh, no.

  • Is there a thing?

  • No.

  • Do you want to be a great fisherman?

  • Know?

  • Have you tried fishing but just can't seem to let the big one?

  • This is a joke.

  • Now you can learn to bait like an expert from the hot, don't you?

  • The more I learned secrets from the masturbate video I spent hours fiddling with useless limp broad.

  • Now my wife smiles when she sees me bringing home fish because she knows I'm coming with a big load.

  • Yes.

  • Way to take the joke and roll with it.

  • I like that a lot.

  • Well, I need to get away from the actual product stuff.

  • Every episode just devolves into that because they're hilarious.

  • There's seemingly an infinite amount of them.

  • But there are other clips that we can watch.

  • Such as the classic objects that I've shoved up buyers J style shoved up my Haas.

  • Okay, Good start.

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  • Okay, that's nice for Penis pain.

  • So Okay, coins.

  • What?

  • Bibeau's room.

  • Steak handle.

  • Okay.

  • Fishing rod handle.

  • Okay, umbrella, handle a lot of handles.

  • Toothbrush handle.

  • Okay.

  • You When you were big.

  • Too small.

  • Okay, This one's not that impressive.

  • Okay.

  • Stake handled.

  • Cheese crazed fingers, screwdriver handle.

  • Lots of handles.

  • Stiff cox.

  • I just love that goes from, like, the handles of this.

  • And then you're thinking, What else around your house could you shove up?

  • Your hour's up, Ed?

  • Some pencils that just goes fingers stiff.

  • Talks.

  • My wife would like that.

  • What is this episode?

  • There is a lot of sexually suggestive content in this episode is going in fucking knocked down by YouTube so fast.

  • But you know what?

  • I don't care where the last bastion of swearing and sensitive content on YouTube we need to keep it that way.

  • I told you I have a deal with the sensors.

  • Now that we can get away with this shit.

  • And if they come down hard upon me, I'll claim Lana.

  • Excellent.

  • I like that video quite a bit.

  • You know what?

  • It had a title.

  • It said exactly what it was going to do.

  • And that's all.

  • The video Woz.

  • And I applaud you for that.

  • It wasn't Clickbait.

  • It was just pure good foot.

  • I had this one saved ages ago, but, I mean, the Mim is dead by now.

  • But this poor Pulver vase is that the actual sound it's making I feel so bad from poor little puffer fish is just like please, I can't breathe.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • This is the original video.

  • I didn't know this.

  • The original video is just him eating the card, and then they take him over and actually topple over and kill him.

  • No, this is fucking punishment.

  • A lot more sense.

  • I never actually watched the end of this video side knew.

  • Well, that does it for this episode of John.

  • Except you guys, funniest home videos.

  • I don't know if they were that funny.

  • There's a lot of emotions to take in in a single episode, but I hope that you guys enjoyed it anyway.

  • I watch these clips, so you also have to.

  • It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

  • What was your favorite clip?

  • What was your favorite video from today's episode?

  • Season two.

  • Still going strong?

  • Le more loot than ever The show is really turning into.

  • Why do I want to buy this?

  • Who the fuck would buy this?

  • Where does this exist?

  • And also, I hope you had fun.

  • And I hope you had some until next time.

  • That's gonna be it for me.

  • Your host, Jack.

  • Septic Penis.

  • Goodnight.

  • Everybody out.

  • My wife would like that.

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