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  • morning, ladies.

  • My name is except the guy and welcome to 1/2 life, Alex.

  • It's finally here.

  • It wasn't even that long ago that we were just getting announced a new half life game on.

  • Then everyone was freaking out about it.

  • And then we figured out it was in V R.

  • And everyone's freaking out.

  • Even Maur.

  • I am so excited to play this game.

  • By all intents and purposes, this is technically half life.

  • Three.

  • In a lot of ways, we haven't had 1/2 life game in so so long on This is a fully fledged valve made half life game set between half life one and half life two.

  • Now full disclosure.

  • I've never played half life one.

  • I prayed all of half Life two and the two episodes, but I haven't played half life one.

  • So some of this stuff might go over my head a little bit.

  • Maybe I should play the Black Mesa game that just came out.

  • But I'm playing this on the valve index.

  • As you can see my lovely little hands on my lovely little fingers moving all over the place, I think enough talking Shut up Sean and play the fucking game at difficulty.

  • Normal movements.

  • I want to move continuously based on your head orientation.

  • Tell aboard the destination of the fast linear movement.

  • Ah, head movement, I guess.

  • I think we'll figure it out as we go along.

  • Difficulty normal.

  • Why not?

  • Um, hopefully this is enjoyable.

  • Tow watch.

  • It's it's rare that we get a full fledged, really high budget Triple A V R game.

  • Most of the V R games we get are just kind of experiences and demos and kind of wave shooters and things like that.

  • There's a fully fledged single player half life experience based in V r Row.

  • Where am I?

  • It is five years before the collapse of the Citadel on the death of Eli Vance.

  • Okay, subject Alex Vance, age 19 Female affiliation.

  • Human Resistance Current assignment, Reconnaissance Home on This is fun Even just the menu Backgrounds alone already were like Holy shit.

  • I've never seen environments looks so good in V r before.

  • Oh my God!

  • Holy fuck!

  • This is insane!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Even immediately.

  • Best looking vey our game I've ever seen.

  • This is not caught.

  • It's so big, so big.

  • There's always waas all right.

  • What are you doing?

  • Just straight into the game.

  • I like it tonight.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Everything's interactive.

  • All I mean, anything tonight.

  • Can I take this with me?

  • No.

  • Look at my hands.

  • They're tell me to pick up the can.

  • Now combine assholes there.

  • I gotta I gotta freshen up before I go anywhere.

  • Who's this desiccated system inspire tonight?

  • Can I eat it?

  • No.

  • Um all right.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's so cool.

  • That actually feels like I'm there.

  • Where am I going?

  • All right.

  • I've got an incoming call.

  • Alan.

  • Looking up.

  • I don't.

  • It's good, Dad.

  • Metro cop movement is normal.

  • Same for the combine patrols.

  • How's it going in the stockyard?

  • One combine.

  • Any reaction from a shipment of more?

  • They're never gonna miss it yourself that someone construction greedy guys were not made a time here.

  • Oh, also, I spotted the combine moving supplies into the quarantine zone.

  • That place has been deserted for years.

  • That is Ah, Well, well, we'll look into it when we get back.

  • Back out to sea.

  • We'll be there soon.

  • It looks like What is it, Russell?

  • Would you found God damn it, you guys Whoa!

  • Okay.

  • What I love about the valve index is well, I'm gonna go sh a little bit here for a second.

  • Is that the floating headphones?

  • So they're not, like, stuck to my ears?

  • I've talked about this before, but they have such strong sound and the sense of space around you.

  • It really I'd select the three D environment.

  • It really feels like surround sound.

  • It's unbelievable.

  • Can I write on my l is for lovers who love one another a is for ass off, which I'd like to eat you is for your the only want me Jeez, we're the only game Raysy pages for happy I always feel it All right.

  • Oh, baby, this is so cool.

  • God, this engine is impeccable.

  • The sort of cascade oy present holes to talk on gay men you need Okay what I like about the conversation I just had a CZ Well, is that the the subtitle for floating?

  • And when I moved, they kind of stuck because that's what that's a problem in spectating v r as well is that it's kind of hard to read the subtitles if you're not in here, but the way the light Cascades and gradually filters out.

  • This is the speculum, maps and everything.

  • The shine on the floor There's, Ah, high quality game engine.

  • Oh, baby.

  • Yes!

  • Jesus.

  • Holy fuck.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's notes.

  • Oh, my God.

  • They were my favorite thing in half life two when?

  • Okay, if you've never paid half Life two, there's gonna be a lot of spoilers and stuff for that.

  • But remember that mission where you're in, like, the boogie and have to fly around and you've to kill a bunch of those things?

  • If they were those things, it's been a long time since I played it, but they're like walking around the environment.

  • It kind of reminded me of War of the worlds.

  • So to see them in person to scale is fucking wild.

  • To be able to see how massive this shit actually is is scary.

  • I can't wait to see some head crabs.

  • Can we get fucked on?

  • Look at these environments.

  • Hello?

  • Oh, you're cute.

  • Who are you?

  • He wasn't coffee.

  • Oh, not coffee here.

  • Oh, my God, actually is food.

  • Ah, yes.

  • I'm so glad that valve made a proper V R game.

  • The level of interactivity.

  • What What are these?

  • Mom's sex tape?

  • No, no, no, Don't touch that.

  • Give me this.

  • Okay.

  • These link stuff for dog, huh?

  • Like the start of what dog would have looked like.

  • Oh, she is bee boo boo boo.

  • I make my own whole movie.

  • You like it?

  • Wait, We got a You gotta watch over here.

  • What the hell is even going on over here?

  • What are you pointing at?

  • Something's gonna happen there.

  • Okay.

  • Keep an eye on that.

  • You keep an eye on this.

  • Okay, Little Stevie.

  • All right.

  • Good job here.

  • I thought it would write on it.

  • You can have this.

  • Ah, dammit.

  • Stevie is your name Steed?

  • I wrote it.

  • I promised Stevie got magnetic hands.

  • If you like Spiderman.

  • No, that's not that.

  • Okay, moving on.

  • Hello?

  • Pizza delivery for I C Wiener.

  • Wow.

  • Dude, this looks like a fucking real life.

  • Don't, please.

  • What's happening?

  • I don't like that.

  • Whoa!

  • Hi.

  • Sorry.

  • I'm gushing over environments for a second.

  • Can you Can you wait?

  • It's been a long time since we had 1/2 life game, but it's it's never been a time when we hide V r game that looks this good.

  • You're stupid.

  • Hi.

  • Yep.

  • They got the reactor.

  • Easy peasy.

  • What's happening?

  • Whoa!

  • Oh, my God!

  • I am absolutely in love with this.

  • This is the coolest I'm getting.

  • I'm late.

  • I want a fucking crying, man.

  • I've been such a huge advocate for v r for so long.

  • I've been so many V R videos on this channel, and I've always said that we need this.

  • We just need one really, really good v r game to really push the medium on, get more people involved in it, Involve of all people to take up that and really push forward.

  • That makes this gamers hard, happy.

  • I hope that this is the start of some really fucking insane v r games.

  • Have you heard Gabe?

  • Who have you heard?

  • Gabe Newell Talk about stuff recently.

  • He did an interview where he talked about the Matrix and he said that we're closer to the Matrix than ever before on that hooking basically computers into our brains and merging with the game is like something is like nine years off.

  • I got even the reflections.

  • You don't get this envy our games, you get it in regular games on so much detail everywhere because we are the hard thing to do when you play a regular game, it's easier to get away with, like, lesser details in far off distances or close up because you're not that close to it.

  • As a player, you're like the cameras based fire away from the ground a lot of times, but to actually be in V R and B this close to textures like, obviously, this is a flat like pictures took the texture, whatever, but you would really start to see if stuff look shit, but this does not look shit.

  • This looks incredible.

  • Hello.

  • This doesn't seem like a routine sweep.

  • You're sure everything was okay 100% behind you down this part God, those animations.

  • What's striking me the most is delighting.

  • I don't know if it's globally illuminated, like these reflections in the window on the way.

  • The light kind of cascades over that, and the sort of haze that you see it all looks very realistic because real life lighting is shit.

  • Real life lighting for, uh, like environments and stuff is just too.

  • It's too whitewashed.

  • It's too like bland looking.

  • It's 21 note, but that's what really sells.

  • Realism is this sort of grayish white light that kind of flies over Everything is anything I'm saying of interest to people.

  • I don't care.

  • I'm gonna keep saying it anyway.

  • Pigeon!

  • Damn it!

  • Oh, is this a peroni?

  • Dude, this is absolutely a Peroni.

  • It looks like a Peroni.

  • Good old good on Italian beer.

  • Ah, this is great.

  • Another lads I love to drink in the morning.

  • Rush it about, you know, roses while you're down in the value, right?

  • You come by the gun.

  • Great.

  • Combine, fucker.

  • Yeah, Pretending like you didn't hear me.

  • I know you heard me.

  • A box.

  • It looks like friends Fuckin fines.

  • Oh, man, these buildings are very French.

  • Looking down, I hope they start making Maur games in this new valve engine.

  • I I didn't actually look it up.

  • Is this a new version of the source engine?

  • Is this like source engine three or is it just a heavily modified version of the one we already had?

  • It looks much better than all the old versions of the engine we had.

  • Damn, it is so impressive.

  • Not even in the game yet properly just gushing over environments tonight.

  • Can you pick up?

  • See, this is what's cool cones, traffic cones be able to pick up everything.

  • Good Lord, I Hey, I can't sell it to you guys watching it at home because obviously you're watching on a two D screen.

  • But just to be able to be here in this environment and because it looks I've been to France, it looks like friends because I Because I know what an environment like this would look like as a human person.

  • It sells it.

  • Even Maur I Oh, that was you.

  • Hey, you forgot your quest song.

  • Your baguette.

  • Okay, I need to take it easy, or I get motion sick playing this game because I'm using continuous movement because I like how it looks better than tell affording.

  • Oh, yes, I said it in a lot of Siri's.

  • That's what video games are good for Is that sense of, like scale and wonder and all that most other mediums can't do.

  • And to do it in V R is even better.

  • Like imagine the shadow of the Colossus game in V.

  • R.

  • I want it.

  • I need it.

  • We gotta last.

  • Garrity, in sort of experience in V r.

  • My going through here.

  • I don't know what's happening yet.

  • By the way, I've just been, like, looking at all of this and being gobsmacked by it.

  • I haven't really been listening to the characters.

  • Good old good old Jack's at the guy.

  • Not listening to a damn thing.

  • Wait, I just I just live here way.

  • Debtors, You okay?

  • Wait.

  • Fuck.

  • Oh, that was intense.

  • Entanglement.

  • Damn it.

  • Where you taking me?

  • Where's my father?

  • Hello?

  • Tell her to stop moving around back there.

  • We stop and get ice cream.

  • Whoa!

  • Right.

  • Who's that?

  • Gordon?

  • Bernie.

  • Dad?

  • Dog.

  • Uh huh.

  • Oh, you're so good.

  • Oh, man.

  • Oh, that's broken.

  • I mean, you're probably dead, but that's definitely broken.

  • Get out!

  • Hello, Money.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, Okay.

  • Alex, man, you've got to get moving.

  • Krystle!

  • Krystle, I've been in an accident.

  • I know.

  • I caused it sonically, Not an accident.

  • You've got to get moving.

  • Wears that.

  • He's fine.

  • All of the drawing.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • It is the guy who does Russell's voice, the same guy who does.

  • Who's the guy?

  • I don't remember his name.

  • He's, like, Welcome to do bungee.

  • Oh, Dr Brave.

  • So Okay.

  • Well, Holy shit.

  • Well, I had no way of knowing he was a criminal holding.

  • And then when they realize you advance no prospect, but I'm already working on a plan to get him back.

  • You pushed my lamp.

  • Okay, Russell, you got it.

  • Hi.

  • Oh, that's awesome.

  • Damn size of these cables.

  • Then you could fit so many combines in this bad boy.

  • So many combine propaganda, Sze.

  • All right, where we going?

  • What did you guys find back there?

  • Climb this very pictures of a building.

  • The Citadel guy.

  • Something else.

  • Whatever it is, they're gonna kill anybody.

  • You sort and anybody who knows anybody.

  • Oh, and you wrestle.

  • Just hang on.

  • I'm almost there.

  • Okay.

  • Jumping is weird.

  • Hook course to bring up the jump indicator.

  • Released to jump.

  • Okay.

  • I can't I can't jump there.

  • Hold on.

  • Oh, I thought it was like, the further I go, I get it.

  • Okay, My bad.

  • Oh, that's cool.

  • This is bad planning.

  • What, did you just put it through the building?

  • It's probably just saying if you just went around it, don't ask Com plain.

  • Yeah, I'm talking to you.

  • I'll fuck you up later.

  • Well, good.

  • Now my way is stupid care.

  • Hi.

  • Where we going?

  • Oh, Slide.

  • Can I?

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • Weighing was lame.

  • Oh, God, How to really make yourself sick?

  • And v are you?

  • Can I?

  • I broke.

  • You knew people would do this.

  • You knew people would get on that.

  • You had him do it, and then you wouldn't let me on it.

  • That sucks.

  • Hi.

  • Yes, Ocean.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • Sure.

  • Yeah.

  • I'll be there in a minute.

  • Dude, that was awesome.

  • This is all that's left of your drone, though.

  • Sorry.

  • Right.

  • Can I go?

  • Where do I go?

  • Can I go through here?

  • Hello?

  • Oh, man, that was epic.

  • I don't know where I'm supposed to go.

  • Joe Mantell person hold while moving.

  • Oh, what my mentally?

  • Okay, he's over there.

  • Oh, pushing.

  • Hold this while moving.

  • Okay.

  • Learning the controls.

  • Wow.

  • Whose house is this?

  • Please help me.

  • There's bad bitches everywhere.

  • Thank you.

  • Yeah.

  • Pepperoni to please stand by.

  • God, what?

  • Does everyone have a copy of my mom's sex tape?

  • Gross.

  • Okay.

  • Hello.

  • Okay, Ellis.

  • Great secret layer.

  • No, Exploded.

  • I'm fine, by the way.

  • Right.

  • Sport to you guys.

  • Oh, fucking joke.

  • Oh, God, I broke it.

  • Sorry.

  • Oh, damn nice lab.

  • You got that?

  • I know this.

  • I did it.

  • You're gonna find out what he knows, and then, yeah, you're gonna get Oh, God.

  • But the good news is we have got something they don't, Which is what the fuck?

  • My plan to get him back.

  • Great.

  • Won't hear it now.

  • Pretty soon, they're gonna realize that your dad is not gonna draw.

  • That happens.

  • He's hoping his brain potentially maybe?

  • No.

  • Fuck.

  • Just drilling.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Still what they think is taken by train from here.

  • This is Eli to Noble Prospect, and it gets on that train.

  • That's it, right?

  • Not necessarily.

  • Grab something that represents us.

  • All right.

  • What?

  • Oh, grab something that represents us.

  • Ah, OK.

  • So I have to put something in.

  • I want to be a teacup.

  • This discredited.

  • Okay, that's you.

  • I thought you said us.

  • Well, one of us me would have to stay here, was trying to work.

  • All right, Fair enough.

  • Just outside.

  • There's a second trying also leads out of City 17 through the quarantine zone.

  • Okay, Both trends intersect here at Fairview Junction.

  • Your train get there before his train and hack into the controls that let me take over the system.

  • Train comes to a hoped you deal with the combine situation and we get your dad back.

  • Sounds good.

  • Where's the train?

  • I'm taking at the back?

  • Through the out.

  • It's decommissioned, but I think I can hack into its controls.

  • Oh, and get yourself a pair of Russell's on the way out.

  • Wrestles the Gulf's Alex.

  • You know the gravity class.

  • I have a few states through there.

  • You can celebrate them at by the chute.

  • Got it?

  • What do you do this Alex done.

  • So you know, I said we could do.

  • It was we're gonna do it.

  • Yeah, That's either the guy from Jumanji or it's the guy.

  • It's Taika Waititi.

  • I don't know.

  • It sounds a lot like either of them on both of them have been in what we do in the shadows.

  • Great movie.

  • You should all watch it.

  • Why do you have Ah thing of my feed?

  • Do you see what I do in the shadows?

  • Because that's my cool dude.

  • What you in your fridge?

  • Who head crab.

  • Can I have this, Russell?

  • Now, don't be rude.

  • I'll take the head of lettuce.

  • So, uh, he drinks one for the road.

  • Nice.

  • Come here.

  • Come here.

  • I'm Russell.

  • I'm taking this.

  • Let us and wine you a shot.

  • Tone.

  • 19 years.

  • That's very nice.

  • Hope.

  • Shit.

  • There you go.

  • You go, Russell.

  • Oh, that's cool.

  • What's up?

  • So is this annoying Russell?

  • I'm glad that they thought of that.

  • Okay.

  • Gravity globes.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Oh, and powered up now.

  • God, they're so detailed.

  • Holy crap.

  • How do I use them?

  • What?

  • No.

  • What you building in here?

  • You're building a girlfriend.

  • Boyfriend, friend, friend.

  • I know.

  • It has my health on it.

  • On meat.

  • That's clever.

  • I like that.

  • I'm not low health.

  • Wait, What?

  • Well, so is this calibrated properly?

  • You betrayed the care.

  • All right.

  • You know how this goes.

  • There should be a bunch of junk down there.

  • Something with your hand open.

  • Okay.

  • How far away do I have to be targeted?

  • All right, make a fist.

  • Okay, you've got it.

  • Just a little flick of the wrist just like that.

  • Oh, excellent.

  • Now, Michael, that's it.

  • One more time.

  • Who found?

  • Yep.

  • That's weird.

  • Oh, wait.

  • I forgot Alex up here.

  • You're gonna need a gun.

  • Don't worry.

  • It's unloaded.

  • It's unloaded now, Russell.

  • All right.

  • Wait.

  • Let me God actually reacts.

  • This is weird.

  • I'm not sure I like that.

  • Hey, Go!

  • Huh?

  • I got it.

  • Thanks, Russell.

  • Look, because it has a lot of bullets in it now.

  • Nice.

  • Where do I put this when I'm not using it?

  • Oh, it's just in my hand.

  • I can't go.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Wait.

  • I need to get used to this more.

  • I want to aim it like this thing, but it's aiming at that.

  • Who?

  • That's strange.

  • I am gonna Oh, God.

  • Can you?

  • Where is my aim?

  • I'm gonna fuck this up so many times.

  • I'm gonna go like, 00 yes.

  • Oh, no.

  • I'm dead.

  • Well, let's see what happens.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Yes.

  • I don't have the keyboard.

  • That's fine, Russell, this thing's great at sorting things out.

  • All of life's problems can be sorted with a gun.

  • Okay.

  • Syria was just telling me a story, but how?

  • It was a dark and stormy night.

  • Wait yet lock.

  • We go store ammo in back Pi pi releasing it over your shoulder.

  • Me?

  • I had a backpack all along muscle.

  • You didn't tell me, you guys, What if I shot somebody up there?

  • Okay.

  • Tonight.

  • You all right?

  • Good talk, Alex.

  • Thank you.

  • Obviously.

  • You know I am so late.

  • No, that's nice.

  • I'm gonna make 1/2 life Tic tac, you know?

  • Whoa.

  • Needs you know, if you guys could see that.

  • Is that showing up on the camera?

  • No, it's just a loading screen.

  • The quarantine zone.

  • Hello, Alec.

  • Way.

  • Might have a problem.

  • Probably nothing to worry about.

  • I need to try and stop.

  • Stop, doesn't it?

  • Yeah, it's jammed when the combine shut down the quarantine zone.

  • The must have tightened security.

  • Which means you're nowhere near Fairview Junction.

  • You're just outside the qc, and this is as far as we get by trying.

  • Then I'm headed on foot.

  • Good.

  • If I could get you in some other way.

  • Whoa.

  • He's got a lot scarier.

  • Um look so awesome.

  • I got a dead zombie here.

  • I thought the combine Philip Q Z.

  • This one must have squirted out.

  • Have had trouble with people without the area.

  • But not about like that.

  • I didn't even see anything.

  • Not doubt it.

  • Gross.

  • Gross.

  • Gross.

  • Gross.

  • Gross.

  • Gross.

  • Gross.

  • Can I remove you.

  • Just make sure, you know, double happen all that.

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • I am very scared that you guys gonna wake up.

  • There's a lot of you everywhere on I just gotta going.

  • So that probably means I saw you twitch.

  • Okay, just to make sure search the environment for useful items.

  • See, this is strange.

  • That resin around here should be a combine fabricator.

  • Keep an eye on your firepower, OK?

  • I know I have gravity gloves and everything, but I really have to have steely determination.

  • If I don't have that, then what's the point?

  • Yeah, Okay.

  • 00 right.

  • Stay dead or double dead.

  • What do you say?

  • Stay alive.

  • What do you say to a zombie?

  • Oh, this is spooky.

  • Damn, It's cool looking, though.

  • Holy crap.

  • Everything feels so alive.

  • Like detailed and dense.

  • Authorized personnel only.

  • Do you, me on you?

  • I don't fuck my bad.

  • I don't know how to read Russian.

  • What is that saying?

  • This ain't popcorn here.

  • This way.

  • I love popcorn.

  • Huh?

  • I think I can we wrap this with my multi tool?

  • You what?

  • It's a tool with multiple functions.

  • So, you know Oh, Oh, sure, There's a multi tool on power source.

  • Oh, Alex, that was incredible.

  • You need an incredible friend.

  • Something that really helped way thinking about the future.

  • Well, how about I call it the Alex, Huh?

  • A little derivative of the Russells, but provisionally, yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm gonna call it the Alex.

  • The combine used these.

  • Are they safer people?

  • Uh, yeah, I use it.

  • Are you sure?

  • Fuck.

  • Hey, you were right.

  • He's Grace hurt like a bitch, though.

  • All right, On we go pick up heavy objects of both hands.

  • Okay?

  • Can I do I need a hand free?

  • Yeah, I'm so strong.

  • Wait, I want it.

  • I want to turn around.

  • So I'm facing the camera.

  • I feel like I need my gun for this.

  • When I'm scared, I start shooting my hitman fingers or tingling.

  • Careful of that monocle.

  • Alex.

  • Oh, nice grab from Anil from backpack.

  • Nice.

  • Cool tonight.

  • Wait.

  • I need I need something for this.

  • I'm not gonna waste my ammo on it because you can just do stuff like this, huh?

  • You go.

  • Nice resin.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Take that one.

  • I don't want Oh, you guys work together, right?

  • Yeah, well, he plays a job.

  • Actually.

  • I interviewed a blackmail survey.

  • Try again any year.

  • I don't need to tell you what happened after that lucky break for me.

  • Really?

  • Honestly, it's a miracle you and your dad got out of me.

  • Sure is, Man, this is so fun.

  • Oh, God.

  • I have a grenade.

  • Okay, Both hands.

  • Both hands.

  • Alex?

  • Yeah.

  • Graze.

  • No.

  • You dropped that.

  • Oh, he gave me ama was Well, nice.

  • Okay.

  • Yep.

  • Thank you.

  • Okay.

  • Siren to get it a little bit.

  • You take that.

  • Um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • I Yeah.

  • God, You guys are way scarier in V R.

  • That's not going sleep is to make sure you got to make sure all the time.

  • Come in.

  • Damn, This is so pretty.

  • I was up there.

  • I'm not too sure about the controls of the game so far.

  • I don't know if they're I'm sure they're probably getting a bit better as I go when I get used to them right now.

  • You need a minute.

  • I mean, I could just looking rest.

  • I was just trying to see if those bad guys in there was going to shoot them.

  • Um, all right, resin.

  • Well, nice.

  • I'm going a little bit more used to it.

  • It's just hard to aim where it is, huh?

  • Can I?

  • Yeah.

  • You can still technically use the teleport function, even when you're in continuous movement.

  • Yeah, baby.

  • Search around.

  • Yeah, I knew it.

  • Cool.

  • All right.

  • What else are we doing?

  • How'd I get in Here.

  • I take it the quarantine zone is behind this hatch.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, that's where they keep it.

  • Look around for a control panel to open it up.

  • This Let's make a noise.

  • This is really intense.

  • Oh, it looks so real.

  • It's fucking awesome, I think.

  • Yeah, baby.

  • What?

  • Thank you, resident.

  • Mysterious.

  • Spooky.

  • Oh, God.

  • Are you gonna just making sure way.

  • Go.

  • Hello.

  • Can I use my my thinking?

  • Russell, help a girl out, will you?

  • Can I?

  • I'll take that hook.

  • Can I get in?

  • I want to get up there.

  • Who?

  • God.

  • That's horrifying looking.

  • Maybe the control panel back down here that I missed.

  • Are you connected to anything nearby?

  • Like like something here?

  • Ah, wait.

  • Power cables for that long up.

  • Okay.

  • It must be something here, then.

  • Oh, maybe you can actually use this to get in.

  • Oh, yes, it's half life, dude.

  • But that here on, then climb up there?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, very clever.

  • Good job, buddy.

  • Their smokes in the booty for everybody.

  • Nice.

  • I forgot that.

  • Half life actually makes you use your head on.

  • Everything isn't just spelled out for you.

  • That's bad for me.

  • Nice.

  • Uh, you didn't put it out.

  • Property.

  • There you go, Resin.

  • My resin sniffers were tingling.

  • I don't need more health.

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • Wee Wow.

  • Wow.

  • Theo probably scrambled second, considering no one would be dumb enough to open the hatch, it shouldn't be too hard to put back.

  • Okay.

  • What the fuck is going on?

  • What is any of this?

  • Hello?

  • Whatever this is, I don't have it.

  • Ah, there's nothing here.

  • Okay.

  • Ah, What?

  • Oh, niece.

  • No, I got it.

  • Now that I'm walking into the quarantine zone, I don't know anything about the quarantine zone.

  • The word quarantine comes from the Italian quaranta giorni, which means today period that all ships were required to be isolated before crew could go ashore during the black death.

  • Great.

  • Cool.

  • What does this do Ah, Holland turn you in there nice.

  • And then you hear it.

  • Should be it right?

  • Means how is easy.

  • Holy fuck.

  • Oh, my God, That was huge.

  • How far is the injunction?

  • You're going through the old subway tunnel Your way to the train yard.

  • Technically, don't need this bad.

  • Already killed him.

  • I don't need to move that cold, period.

  • Well, Bennett shut up.

  • Residence sucks.

  • He doesn't.

  • He's hilarious.

  • Boy, talk about my dad, Dad.

  • Like that.

  • Fuck you, Russell.

  • My God, This thing was way bigger than I thought.

  • It wa ce Wow.

  • Oh, Russell, Why do I have to do this?

  • Get the ball.

  • Poke it, you!

  • Oh, everything here wants to kill me.

  • Get out of here.

  • Get out!

  • You go back in.

  • You know, growth.

  • I don't like that.

  • Wait.

  • Good.

  • Only thing, huh?

  • Nice.

  • Thank you.

  • We have limited space in my infantry.

  • I hope not.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • I played half life before.

  • I know that.

  • This means something bad is going to kill me.

  • Overloading.

  • Okay, that's easy.

  • I could deal with the loading screen.

  • Who?

  • Man?

  • This is so good so far.

  • Holy crap.

  • How long have you been recording for Okay, we can go a little longer.

  • Day Ama, What is this?

  • New health?

  • Hey, I just found a loose syringe of God knows what doesn't have a skull and crossbones on it.

  • I don't see one.

  • Probably medicine, then.

  • Okay, red barrel exploding.

  • Should I keep you?

  • I think I keep you.

  • You hear that?

  • Oh, so I was like this.

  • Peroni, you'll help me, huh?

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, no.

  • That's the way we gotta go.

  • No shorts.

  • Yeah, the short cut.

  • Okay, I haven't you Here, Take that.

  • And I do this.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Um um um okay.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • You guys are the worst.

  • Oh!

  • Huh?

  • Seeing ahead.

  • Crumbled closes folk and gross.

  • Oh, man, you're bigger than I thought you were.

  • But if you kill one that acts as a fancy hat, look.

  • No, you're not so bad.

  • You're just a parasite who doesn't know better.

  • You you Oh, my God.

  • That's this is way more detail than it has any right being Jesus.

  • Mmm.

  • Book.

  • Wait, That's not your head, is it?

  • Now your head's fine.

  • Are you okay?

  • You know?

  • Oh, my God.

  • The details are knots A lot of this guy's nose.

  • Oh, just so you know, the Russells have a built in display.

  • Shows your ribbon m o you know, it might come in handy.

  • Thanks.

  • Okay.

  • It's not working.

  • My Russell's Nobody's calling the gloves.

  • Wow.

  • That's so cool.

  • Also terrifying.

  • No, stop.

  • I used this hand then.

  • Nice.

  • See what I mean about the lighting?

  • Like the way it just kind of spills into this carriage.

  • I kind of just sits on everything.

  • It's it's hard describe, but it's very, very realistic.

  • I like it a lot.

  • Okay, I can do this, Russell, me and me alone because you're no fucking help.

  • Okay, Would you would you guys careful one of these?

  • What?

  • Okay, I am amazing.

  • Clearly.

  • Take this.

  • Whoa.

  • Anything in these Peroni?

  • Yes.

  • Oh, another ha drinking cans, the shakes.

  • That's a good message.

  • Here, take this.

  • I think this what?

  • Nice.

  • And you take a globe on the greatest.

  • You guys filming porno in here?

  • A bad one.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, I see how it is.

  • No, Come in.

  • Come in.

  • Oh, is this gonna explode?

  • Everything okay?

  • Oh!

  • Oh, God.

  • On second thought, grabbing it and pulling it towards me and then wait for it to explode in my hand was not the best idea.

  • Okay, I could go around with you.

  • So little bitch ST.

  • Stay back.

  • Okay, that works.

  • Risen, You guys are so nice.

  • There's this spinal column.

  • Okay, Russell, get a more health.

  • Oh, boy.

  • Yeah.

  • Be careful.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, this is gonna happen.

  • Hit.

  • Yeah.

  • This is gonna get really sucky real fast.

  • Oh, no.

  • There's so many of them.

  • Fuck!

  • Shit.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, okay, okay.

  • Go down.

  • Oh, God.

  • Holy shit.

  • Don't ever do that again.

  • Hey, no.

  • Uh oh, man.

  • Good.

  • Oh, I wanted to punch them.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • How many?

  • How many?

  • How many families do I have?

  • Oh, God, this socks.

  • I mean, it's amazing what?

  • It sucks The hell is going on in here?

  • Oh, nice.

  • Await.

  • More of them are waking up, huh?

  • Okay, we can do this.

  • We can do this.

  • No.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Having to reload like this is scary fucking manners, bitch.

  • Is there any more exploding around that I can use?

  • Okay, maybe I should go back this way.

  • There was health in there.

  • I know that this was a progress thing.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, there's so much scarier in V r.

  • You know you are, But I need this.

  • It's not working here.

  • Dammit.

  • Power!

  • I think that's a combine something in it.

  • I want to see how this thing works.

  • Oh, that pencil nightly.

  • Good thing, too.

  • I gave you one of my best again.

  • Okay, you know, make it back.

  • Tell you what.

  • If I die, you you got anyway, that's That's my God.

  • Uh, Russell don't really know what I'm doing here, to be honest.

  • Oh, I can't grab it anymore.

  • I can't.

  • What exactly am I doing?

  • Oh, I'm done.

  • I'm dung.

  • That was obvious.

  • Uh, that's our weapon and cradle.

  • What did you Oh, there you go.

  • Um oh, nice.

  • A laser sight.

  • Oh, I only have 12 resin audits.

  • The reasons for got it.

  • Dude, that's so cool.

  • I love that everything is like a practical element in the world.

  • It's not just a menu that pops up.

  • I mean, this is a menu.

  • Oh, that's awesome.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's really cool to look at.

  • It's hard to explain, but the way it lightens up.

  • Oh, that's so cool.

  • Okay.

  • No, no.

  • I need this back.

  • Thank you.

  • I don't have a present for any of this stuff.

  • Well, you know what I say about raising Alex?

  • No.

  • What do they say about President Rust?

  • Um, look for more.

  • Yeah, that's one Look for more reason.

  • Fangs, Russell.

  • Thank you.

  • Very cool.

  • Maybe I should have looked for more resident here before I did.

  • Anything else.

  • I can't go that way.

  • Resin.

  • Okay, Family.

  • I love that.

  • I love that.

  • I actually have to look around the environment and explorer.

  • Ah, yes.

  • Here we go.

  • I need this for health.

  • I'm sorry, little buddy.

  • You gotta just turned them into juice.

  • I'm being injected with green soup.

  • Thank you.

  • Your your death was not in vain.

  • I will use it on fight with the power of 10 grown men with batteries.

  • Cute toothbrush.

  • Thank God from feeling.

  • Pick it up.

  • Can you not pick it up?

  • I don't think I can pick it up.

  • I can.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Ah, brother, my d d.

  • On top Because I couldn't say that I forgot to be all watch.

  • Bernie.

  • Hell, yeah. 00:55:41.440 --> 00:5

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