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  • ladies.

  • My name is Jackson Guy and walk into a game called Journey to the Savage Planet.

  • I know nothing about this game until about two weeks ago on it looks super cool.

  • It looks like a mix between sort of satisfactory and sub Nautica games.

  • Kind of like that, which, you know, that I absolutely love.

  • So I've been very intrigued by it and want to try it out.

  • It also reminds me off.

  • Um, I said, why my breath age?

  • That's what they're gonna think of the name of it for a second single pair.

  • Yes.

  • Play.

  • So this just came out today on I haven't seen too much of it.

  • Just like a trailer.

  • Oh, I'm guessing that was the savage planet that we were on a journey to.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Well, my name is Martin Tweed, president and CEO of Kindred Aerospace.

  • Thank you for joining the pioneer program.

  • No problem.

  • Did you have more to say?

  • Odor years?

  • Kindred has been striving to help humanity expand beyond the confines of Earth.

  • And I am excited to announce that many industry observers now consider us the four best interstellar exploration company Four from our humble beginnings, manufacturing batteries and solar rays for use in extreme climates to our line of athletic footwear and chic survival apparel Way have been continually striving to drive humanity further from the bottom of the oceans.

  • And now to stop.

  • That's an amazingly well edited video to move beyond pure exploration and inter settled, which is why you're here.

  • Our scientists have identified several planets that may be fit for human habitation cases.

  • 26 Wow is to explore the planet surface catalogue.

  • It's creatures threats and opportunities, and send your data back to our crack team of scientists.

  • Send it by two.

  • Are crackheads the more people to guide your experience and highlight objectives for you and your partner?

  • If you have one?

  • I should also make Oh, every effort has been made to ensure a comfortable and safe journey.

  • Recent budget challenges, plus the unknown natures of the obstacles you will face, means we're unable to send you anything in the way of equipment.

  • Feet an aquarium As your habitat comes equipped with a three D printer every year than capable of turning any old space trash, you discover it's your useful items.

  • One minor note.

  • All the fuel in your javelin was used in the journey from Earth and the landing on your planet.

  • You will need to discover a local resource that you can refine into an appropriate fuel.

  • Unless, of course, you decide to spend the rest of your life off Earth.

  • But I don't take up too much of your time.

  • And I'm sure you're very excited to explore.

  • So I wish you good luck.

  • We will send updates on your progress as you complete your schedule.

  • Surveys stay alive.

  • See you soon.

  • Wow.

  • OK, that was funny.

  • I like that alive.

  • One complete traveller incoming include headache, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, dizziness, the street.

  • Just still feeling a little arthritis?

  • Diabetes, forgetfulness, general prolapse My number.

  • If you need anything, please Contact represented as soon as possible.

  • Effort made to help.

  • And you know that.

  • Okay, You on your mission.

  • But first things first.

  • Please walk into the computer and a teeny weeny questionnaire.

  • If you don't mind, so we can make sure you're not crazy.

  • I'm definitely not crazy.

  • Lady Doetsch even worry.

  • Think about it.

  • Your report.

  • Okay.

  • It looks like you made it.

  • Good job as per your Kindred Employees Experience program.

  • benefits contract.

  • You're contractually obligated to submit regular reports during your mission.

  • Let's begin.

  • Okay.

  • Let me just let me just get my sweet dirty being watered down me first.

  • My job is to continually assess your mental state and as Oh, God, which one am I?

  • I mean, I would love to go with the dog, but this is MME or me.

  • Uh, which one of these is?

  • May I go with the dog?

  • I'm a few.

  • I'm a few Could Lee.

  • I'm a cute, cuddly little creature.

  • Thank you for your time.

  • Explore J 75 X 321 This is the end of the report.

  • Please press the submit button to send your answers to kindred status center for processing.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • Have some messages, apparently.

  • Okay.

  • Can I explore?

  • Let me explore me.

  • Now you're ready to explore.

  • These were thank you, presents.

  • Step into the teleporter will.

  • I will discombobulated and then re combine you outside on this glorious new planet.

  • Thank you.

  • Okay, So caution kicking alien in the head.

  • Remember that it's important is gonna be on the exam in the end.

  • Don't salt and pepper your aliens and don't touch them or make love to them, either.

  • Okay, also, this game is coop.

  • So if you if you had friends chartered plane with two, that's where they're like, if you have a partner or not.

  • And that's why there's two discombobulated is here.

  • Okay.

  • But I wanted to try it out solo first, cause I want to get that Mike.

  • Yeah, like some nautical.

  • Feel back again.

  • It's cool.

  • It also feels like outer worlds.

  • I've never played it, but reminds me of it.

  • 26.

  • It doesn't seem to be, well, a planet at all really more that Nation of rocks.

  • This mission just got 100% more interesting in a vote more lethal.

  • Hey, your exploration.

  • That javelin is a quick with several small robotic drones that can perform basic scans of the world around you.

  • Please understand by opening the exterior hatch.

  • Okay, the exterior hatch.

  • Sorry.

  • I'm barely paying attention to you, lady.

  • I'm exploring President Chau Track Mission Objective Woo.

  • Okay, here.

  • Here the ship looks cool.

  • It looks like something out of Star Wars or Hitchhiker's Guide.

  • Funny game game.

  • Funny.

  • It's cute.

  • I've got this lot of Wait Now we'll provide you with approximate locations of resources and important info.

  • Sick javelins pretty banged up.

  • But you'll need to scan the exterior to confirm the level of bang openness.

  • Do that now.

  • Bang.

  • Openness.

  • Also, what this'll place around the camera will transmit data back to kindred h cute, which will send your blueprints sports stuff.

  • Then you can collect stuff to make the stuff in the blueprints.

  • And that stuff will help you survive against stuff.

  • You took pictures of grade.

  • Also, don't.

  • I sound like some sort of sasquatch?

  • I don't sound like a human.

  • Oh, damn, This school are intact but empty.

  • If you could find a local fuel source, you'll be able to get back home if you can't.

  • Congratulations.

  • You're home already.

  • This exterior of panel must have been knocked loose on landing.

  • I am adding a location market to your compass.

  • Please find it and scan it.

  • If you lose your you can always hit survey button to highlight its location again.

  • Okay.

  • Thank you.

  • That's not supposed to look like that.

  • This machine will call you into its memory, delete your body and then heard the coffee of it five feet away.

  • I don't know if I like that all, it's the teleporter.

  • Oh, okay.

  • So I think this is one of the panel things that she was just talking about You like a slight.

  • There is our missing panel Well done.

  • In the future, whenever you need help finding your currently selected objective, you can use survey to orient yourself challenges.

  • Basically anti.

  • What do you need?

  • A minor repairs?

  • Yes, We have a watery launch.

  • If Ataka Furs found an alien a way we could maybe used to repair the ship.

  • Let me.

  • I'm a beast.

  • I'm not actually a human at all.

  • I don't know why I thought it was human.

  • I'm protecting it for two.

  • Just leave for a dial service nearby.

  • Please scan to confirm getting.

  • He's got good blade.

  • Extremely breakable.

  • You could take it.

  • Someone examined aggression on them.

  • So looks like you will need a new tool in order to venture further.

  • I have had a good point to the javelins three D printer.

  • That should do the trick.

  • Thank you.

  • You need to get us some basic resources from the local fauna.

  • I just covered him in goop changes.

  • Christ.

  • Okay.

  • I'm sorry that I walked into your layer.

  • What we need, what I need.

  • Kanai.

  • Okay.

  • Scanning their drugs book.

  • Good drugs.

  • Not fun.

  • Good drugs.

  • Okay, Got it.

  • I wanna get high as a kite.

  • Birds may not look it, but they're salty as hell.

  • Cool.

  • It looks on.

  • Tougher birds.

  • These aren't read.

  • This is bait.

  • That's what I do.

  • Okay, where am I going?

  • It says here your car.

  • Be good for you.

  • Nice work.

  • You have collected enough carbon to craft basic nomad plasma pistol.

  • It's three D printer inside.

  • The javelin is ready for your implants.

  • I don't know, lady.

  • Going to space and doing all this shit.

  • I don't know if a pistol is the first thing that I should be making.

  • But you know what?

  • Everything is dangerous out here.

  • I'm a pack up the blinky.

  • Shoot him in the face.

  • Okay.

  • It's I don't hope you guys are fucking cute as all hell.

  • I want to take you home and pat you on the head until you say that I'm your new dad.

  • All right?

  • Back in the three d printer rush.

  • Yeah, I'm like a like a dog, man.

  • Bear.

  • Pig, Monkey.

  • You were talking to the chaplain.

  • You automatically deposit any resources you were carrying.

  • Sandy, can you talk outside the javelin?

  • However, we'll stay there until you go and grab it with your meat hands.

  • Meatheads.

  • Okay.

  • Pretty good for me.

  • Please call.

  • This is crazy.

  • Yes.

  • When I colonize the planet, I do it with weaponry.

  • Who I can upgrade.

  • It's like an RPG as well.

  • Fucking fun.

  • Okay, WeII.

  • Have it on me.

  • No, you have to give me a minute here, folks.

  • Here we go.

  • Degrees.

  • Okay.

  • I mean, like, sniper mode.

  • But I'm not on the thing.

  • It has, like, a little site, but I can't use that.

  • All right?

  • Shoot these hell, yeah.

  • We should the little birdie dudes now.

  • You guys cute?

  • I'm not gonna shoot you.

  • I'm gonna keep you alive forever.

  • I'm gonna call you Reginald.

  • Reginald Regionals.

  • Intentional.

  • Easy there, monkey man.

  • Easy.

  • My Okay.

  • Fucking game is cool.

  • I like it so far.

  • All right.

  • What are we doing?

  • Whom our fight.

  • What is that?

  • Who are you?

  • Let me through.

  • I don't waste ammo.

  • Wow.

  • Cool.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • It may sound weird, but do you see a large tower moving above, You know, I only ask because my system appears to be functioning correctly.

  • Yeah, we're initial scans.

  • Said there should be no sign of intelligent life here at all.

  • And that here's to directly contradict.

  • I will contact your superiors immediately.

  • One moment, please.

  • Yeah.

  • You said no intelligent life.

  • I already met birds.

  • Okay, just scan everything.

  • Scan all the things unhatched Alien X can be used like a natural trampling.

  • Perfectly.

  • Yes, you.

  • Yeah.

  • Bounce on the unborn Children bounce on them.

  • I say this is for President and C, which is available for your viewing pleasure.

  • You have a moment.

  • Okay.

  • I don't want you.

  • I want to stay out here and I want to explore.

  • And I want to see all the things that the world has to offer.

  • Ah, chose So these air health.

  • If I lose health, I shoot this and get some back.

  • What is this?

  • No, that's no.

  • Shoot it.

  • That thing you picked up looks disgusting.

  • It does She bouncy.

  • Oh, holy shit.

  • I could make my own traveling course I'm hearing sounds the last time.

  • Oh, last time I heard sounds in a game like this, a fuckin reaper came and chopped my ass off.

  • So I don't want that this time.

  • No, thank you.

  • No, you need to stop talking, lady.

  • I want to get up there.

  • Yeah.

  • Nice God, That's a big skeleton.

  • I am hearing so many sounds.

  • I don't know.

  • How much did they want to kill me?

  • Hell of a lot of other than anything else we found on this planet.

  • You could say that again.

  • Mildred.

  • I forget what your actual name is.

  • Okay, What else is there to scan?

  • Scan?

  • Everything was this place.

  • Berries are edible and slightly hallucinogenic.

  • Mesmer toxin.

  • Take it slow.

  • Nah, eat a bunch of them.

  • Get high as fuck.

  • Tough, great.

  • Bouncy.

  • Nice Nature's little harder.

  • Is it because the nature little whore a living loot vault cracked open.

  • Investigate the nearby area for clues.

  • Okay, got it.

  • That's one two, huh?

  • Is this you found a different nugget of the valley we've been searching for.

  • This should still alone performing necessary repairs.

  • And I salute your proclivity for self direction.

  • Thank you.

  • I would run away from nothing very quickly.

  • He was about to kill me on this one.

  • Everything is trying to kill me on the savage planet sucks.

  • I don't wanna be here anymore.

  • I'll go home.

  • Kick on my feet.

  • March.

  • Netflix.

  • What if I put one there?

  • Oh, that's not good.

  • That's not good.

  • That's not good, huh?

  • You didn't spread.

  • Oh, God damn it!

  • Dude, you suck.

  • What's in here?

  • Carbon vein.

  • He just picked up.

  • Appear to belong to the looking like plants.

  • I'm sure they could grow on a mosque rich surface.

  • Keep exploring.

  • Great adventurer.

  • A grapple seed.

  • Wow!

  • I didn't do anything.

  • I have to use it on something.

  • Shoot everything and ask questions later.

  • That's my mentality.

  • I'm a colonizer.

  • All right, We're We're direction.

  • Forward?

  • Where?

  • We're ago.

  • We're up that question.

  • We ask where Go now.

  • Me do?

  • No, no.

  • Who?

  • Grapple seed No looks to be your plant itself to the environment.

  • If you have a grapple, this is where you fire it.

  • I'm working on a blueprint for you now.

  • Oh, I'm a Grapple Seed, but I don't have a grapple.

  • Got Jack got yet Where the other one go?

  • I dropped one.

  • Hello.

  • Has anyone seen a grapple or a contact lens?

  • I seem to have misplaced it.

  • Damn it!

  • Maybe I should go back to my house, huh?

  • Habitat?

  • Give me health, please.

  • You're you're getting compound may be useful on our exploration efforts, Theo.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Dude, you're a different one.

  • You're the big daddy Here, Have some bait.

  • Thes guys are huge.

  • The things that don't try and kill me are very cues.

  • If they try and kill me, though, I will kill back.

  • I do have that capacity.

  • All right.

  • Thank you for your shit.

  • What is this thing, E?

  • I believe that mixing that orange substance with your oxygen Oh, your biology which wouldn't turn, allow you to be more tuned to the local climate.

  • Long term impacts are unknown, but ingestion is, of course, completely your decision.

  • Please remain calm.

  • I am monitoring your physical response.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • You just ate that, dude.

  • I'm adjusting your health and suitability to the chemical mix.

  • I salute your continued and abrasive adventure.

  • Thank you.

  • She's supportive.

  • Can I walk across this jelly Wafted basin?

  • Run!

  • Run!

  • Run, Run, Run!

  • Run, Run!

  • Run!

  • That's bad.

  • Oh, God!

  • What's happening?

  • My dad Shut up.

  • Shut up.

  • Later.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • I got him.

  • Dining.

  • Jenny Watts.

  • Okay.

  • I think I did it I think I survived.

  • Oh, don't mess with me.

  • I am a big, bad boy and I'm ready to fuck.

  • Nice.

  • Okay.

  • Get your Cheetos back.

  • Ah, sweet, flaming hot Cheetos.

  • My favorite flavor.

  • Wait.

  • Now, how do we get back up to this?

  • Okay, like this?

  • He said she didn't even finish the conversation last time.

  • And I just ate that, shoved it in my face and hope for the best party of some sort of disease.

  • Next.

  • Okay, so my gun doesn't run out of ammo.

  • It just runs out of charge.

  • That's good to know.

  • Wow.

  • The verdant wilds of Zil, Zion.

  • Whatever.

  • Okay, there's a lot to scan here.

  • So, Levi, so luscious.

  • It's a luxuriant.

  • This ant hill is way bigger than the ones on Earth, But the ends of the same size.

  • No, they're not.

  • Those are massive.

  • Those are big, big heads.

  • Okay?

  • I don't want to go.

  • I'm gonna head back to my habitat.

  • I don't go too far.

  • Guys, things are going to try and kill me.

  • I head back.

  • Don't tempt fate.

  • I think I can make this.

  • Put one of these here.

  • I'm gonna do it.

  • I'm gonna make it.

  • Watch this Shat.

  • Can we go?

  • Uh, resources deposited.

  • Thanks.

  • Let me just get my lovely coffee into me again.

  • Ah, Top of the morning Thio.

  • It feels good.

  • Footing quarters message trees, Crabs Bristle.

  • Fighting is waiting your trash.

  • Wait!

  • Shit!

  • I don't think I paid the right one.

  • Monkeys, Micro Mills Lanza.

  • The ultimate birth life simulator eight Tiny human like radioactive water.

  • Tow a micro like powder back in and see your eyes.

  • This is for droll shop and live as they autonomously moved throughout their very own Jesus age and fascinating examining.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Damn, I have a message.

  • Is that my mom?

  • Did she find my bike?

  • Remember the kindred value system.

  • Hello again, Explorer Named here.

  • Congratulations.

  • And the tremendous progress you've made on planet name.

  • While I'm sure by now the isolating loneliness of space exploration has started to set in.

  • Rest assured that your personal sacrifice has not gone unnoticed.

  • Martin Tweed, kindred, fearless and intrepid CEO, was distinctly heard remarking that he was interested in the paragraph summary he skimmed documenting our 74 active pioneers.

  • Hard work well done.

  • As you continue to pursue your goal of exploring and documenting your exciting new planet.

  • Be sure to maintain a keen awareness of the kindred value system.

  • One.

  • Leave no stone unturned if a stone refuses to turn, smash it to pieces to explore every nook and cranny.

  • Showed a cranny or knock seem too dangerous.

  • Get in there and check it out anyway.

  • That's why we pay you.

  • Three.

  • Take pride in your work.

  • You defame her and defend kindred property at all costs.

  • Advanced space tech is expensive and hard to manufacture.

  • Printing new limbs and extremities can be done at a fraction off the cost for Have fun.

  • Okay, Thank you.

  • I am having fun.

  • I'm having a great time.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Important stuff Only I will now be able to complete my repairs on the Japanese, which will eventually allow you to leave this planet.

  • Better still, this particularly seems to be capable of cracking many different upgrades.

  • I haven't locked several new blueprints.

  • Your three D printer.

  • It's like over year.

  • Oh, eyes.

  • What did you bring?

  • What did Santa bring?

  • I wanna grab a required element.

  • Undiscovered grapples onto compatible objects from a distance.

  • But I want the grapple.

  • It's the only thing I've ever wanted to have.

  • Great my gun.

  • Okay, so I need supercharge your pistol for a single extra damage shot.

  • Got it.

  • Improved damage.

  • Bingo.

  • Bangle.

  • Get that education brunch.

  • Thanks, guys.

  • Thanks.

  • Thanks.

  • Don't put it away.

  • Stop.

  • Okay, I'll do it.

  • Um, with refurbished.

  • Also discovered Mom works.

  • Okay, Jump thrusters are That's what I want.

  • Launch boosters die one.

  • All the things Doc, get this top grade scattered far and can't get it.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Let's head out and kill more things.

  • That's how a human would do it.

  • What were you looking for?

  • Other planets.

  • Way.

  • Kill everything and take what we want.

  • Let's start exploring stage Section 23498 Y es.

  • You must catalogued the floor of his planet, explored in its entirety and report back on his potential human settlements.

  • At this point, we are unsure of a specific obstacles you will face.

  • But that more Danny, you provide the kindred through your scanning tools.

  • More appropriate blueprints will be able to send you on behalf of everybody 100 both biological and Aton.

  • I was trying to press each pick up more of these.

  • I didn't realize is slapping earlier indicated a rube getting correct.

  • This is a radical, mission altering discovery on while you must continue to catalogue the planet request that you pay extra attention to anything that appears unnatural or constructed.

  • I have placed a partner at a point of particular interest to our scientists.

  • Okay, lady, I'm not even listening.

  • I want, but I'm not even listening.

  • I'm just I'm getting shit from these guys.

  • They're so good at giving me caravan.

  • I fucking love this slap animation.

  • Top of the morning to you.

  • Top of the video.

  • You guys done.

  • Okay.

  • Give me all your carbon.

  • I need it.

  • God.

  • Sorry.

  • Did they feed you up?

  • I had one or something.

  • That wood stinks, bro.

  • Here we go.

  • Let's destroy everything.

  • Blow everything up.

  • I'm here to take it all.

  • I'm here to fuck up your planet.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Your planet is beautiful and I'm gonna change it.

  • Okay?

  • I don't care.

  • I'm a madman with a good If I want to fuck your planet, I will.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • So 300 meters away.

  • And there's a purple thing.

  • He d'oh!

  • 300 meters away is all right.

  • Let's go to this one.

  • She seems to know what she's talking about.

  • Robot lady.

  • She got some sort of smart brain.

  • I had one of those too.

  • I just don't know where I put it.

  • All right, Wayne?

  • I guess not this way.

  • Wait, Can I Just blowing g onna showing g No, that doesn't work.

  • Are you?

  • Are you shitty on my titties right now?

  • Come on, that should work.

  • It's simple site, Simple math.

  • X plus y equals bouncy Fun time.

  • Whatever, man.

  • I'll do it myself in a different way.

  • I guess I can't kill them from distance.

  • I need the sniper upgrade.

  • All right.

  • Where are we going?

  • Still, This way.

  • Don't die.

  • Propeller Aidas mouth Psych ops.

  • A plan with a taste for meat.

  • Charming a meat vortex Cheeses.

  • How we give you the meat that you need?

  • Hell, yeah, sure.

  • These boys.

  • Yeah, I was shooting them a lot.

  • Um, it's one of that and seems to really love shiny things.

  • Ah, Burkle Snatch.

  • Okay.

  • Does he want Betas?

  • Well, Burgo such I don't want to do it.

  • Give me all your caramel.

  • Shine it out.

  • It's like slime rancher all over again.

  • You Sorry that one was more liquid than gas, nor could shoot the purple things.

  • Yes, a Notre Ope grade.

  • Good news.

  • Bad news.

  • Good news is those things you ain't made you are harder to kill.

  • Bad news is you're harder to kill because most of your bones have been placed with rock hard space tumors, news, potential partners dig tumors.

  • Here, dude pitches off tumors, bro.

  • Okay, I need to go down to this orange thing.

  • Let's keep doing this.

  • This is fascinating, though.

  • I like it a lot.

  • So far, it really is scratching that, like some nautical itch.

  • I know people really want me to go back to some Nautica as well doom or of below zero and all that stuff.

  • Maybe I will.

  • I keep waiting for new updates to come out, but it seems like I'm waiting for the full game to come out instead of just playing all the updates.

  • But it seems like it's gonna be a while before the full game is actually out.

  • Geron hose.

  • Oh, where is that?

  • All right.

  • Scan everything.

  • Kill everything, regret.

  • Nothing to kill you.

  • Unless we could build some sort of stabilizing upgrade using the plants themselves.

  • There's a higher concentration of the same material high above you investigated and kindred might let us upgrade your gauntlet.

  • That would be very useful for indeed.

  • I have sent a request to kindred, but we have yet to locate the required resources on this planet.

  • Stay tuned.

  • We'll do a typical bomba, Gran.

  • It's that you can carry This one is far too big to it.

  • Pomegranates?

  • That's afore name bread.

  • Deadly thing.

  • Pretty good.

  • Fuck, yeah.

  • Sniper out here, bro.

  • Who wants to go?

  • Who has won?

  • So you want some?

  • Jack's got some for you.

  • Oh, I jumped into this.

  • I was like, Wait, that's all it is gonna hurt.

  • These aren't leads.

  • Thank you.

  • Very helpful.

  • The Deko Tree goddess.

  • Somebody thinks the scat I'm such an inquisitive little bean health giving those flaming hot Cheetos broke.

  • All right, The thing I need is in here.

  • Looks to a phone from the nearby tower at least 400 years ago.

  • Jim, Jiminy Jiminy Chim Chim Taru two.

  • Good.

  • Thank you.

  • That I'm gonna go and I'm not afraid to use it.

  • Oh, he asked me all that silicone.

  • Oh, said the code.

  • Give me those two days.

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  • That's why I'm exploring on Discovery.

  • The world.

  • This planet was supposed to be devoid of intelligent life.

  • But these structures skins I feel like my software is devoid of intelligent life.

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  • I mean, technically, that is what teleportation would be crystal formations.

  • If you want grappling, be a piece of a piece of piss.

  • Michael Cavalleri.

  • Dad scrambled in the case.

  • All right, I'm just gonna eat my jell O.

  • All right, Where to next?

  • Crazy lady?

  • Something's whistling at me over here for the Gandalf when he wanted to get shadow fax, which could be used to synthesise a few of her basic jump pack.

  • Please use all possible methods to investigate.

  • It's okay, man.

  • I love this shit.

  • I love games, right?

  • Just go along and get upgrades and makes my life so much easier as you go along.

  • Jetpacks grapples.

  • I get a bigger gun.

  • What do you guys don't poop out?

  • You guys violent?

  • Okay, okay, Okay.

  • You guys are not violent.

  • You guys are cute.

  • Puffer birds, toys, goodies.

  • Sniffle on his snow for All right, I'm going to keep going into the cave.

  • Don't make me.

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  • Very useful.

  • It got me.

  • Aluminium, aluminum.

  • Silly Other people not speaking at the same way.

  • I d'oh!

  • Nice.

  • All right, there's a timer on this.

  • Okay, throw that one.

  • It's like a flare.

  • Precarious shrine.

  • Where is the thing I need right there?

  • All right, sky and all the things.

  • Whoa!

  • This may be the first ever chronicled example of alien.

  • I like it.

  • Okay, I think my glow shrub is gone.

  • That's absolutely fine.

  • I don't even want it anyways.

  • Stupid, stupid closure.

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  • I love horning all these materials, like thegame being hired for a while and then hoarding all the materials and they get in so many upgrades in the next time you come back to this area you're saying ha Fuck you faster now!

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  • Oh, thank God my heart leapt into May throw.

  • Sorry.

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  • I don't even want it to be useful.

  • I just wanted to be food.

  • Fun is the greatest currency humans have.

  • How many other creatures on the planet know what fun actually ends, right?

  • Yeah.

  • What do you guys do?

  • Is eat and shit and I steal it.

  • But do you have fun, though?

  • Probably not.

  • Pooping is fun for you, but I don't know.

  • All right, let's go back to this, uh, job portal thingy.

  • That fast travel point.

  • I thought I was hearing something.

  • I mean, I'm hearing a lot of things, but something very specific, I hope at some point in this game as well that there's giant creatures You know how much your boy loves Giant creatures need to read you a 400 page waiver way Conditions God Nomi penises where my hands are All right don't fight Oh, I could just go straight into the habitat I should've used that brain because capitalism They brought along some experiments which you can tackle at your leisure labels who added a brand new live sample tools Your three d printer at no extra cost.

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  • I know they love me.

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  • Full flight.

  • Yet it should still value to access previously unreachable locations with only minimal release of atmospheric pollutants.

  • Life sampler allows you to extract the life sample from living tissue.

  • Prosecutor, poke closer.

  • Okay.

  • I'm gonna probe some bitches.

  • Thanks, guys.

  • Oh, new science experiments will increase your rank and increasing your ankle on mark.

  • All kinds of new tools.

  • What a glorious day.

  • Um, okay.

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  • I think the advanced batteries are better.

  • I could shoot more.

  • Don't congratulate me over every little thing.

  • You know, I'm gonna get a participation trophy and say that I find a fucking Oscar guy.

  • He stopped with me up just to tear me down.

  • All right?

  • Don't worry about me going a okay.

  • I want to go towards this purple thing that they were showing me before.

  • I don't know how I get there, though, for you.

  • Wow, that's awesome.

  • Hell yet I'm about to see.

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  • Come at me, bro.

  • I'm a fucking pro gamer.

  • TV's moves can teach this in school.

  • It's over there.

  • You Whoa!

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  • Dad, he's got some supper for you.

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  • I like Scotty.

  • Things of sky and carbon.

  • Sweet, glorious carbon life.

  • Blood of our living organisms.

  • Give it to me.

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  • Give me Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • What did die?

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  • Oh, shit.

  • Okay, so what you're saying is shoot harder, faster and better next time.

  • Got it?

  • Oh, give me so much stuff reading.

  • Come back out, you little bastards!

  • Look at this scream!

  • Gotti, My aim is on fucking point!

  • Ready!

  • Go!

  • I know you're in here somewhere.

  • Fuck, yeah!

  • God damn shit!

  • To trigger happy there.

  • Where to go?

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  • I'm just gonna hurt you until that kills you.

  • Come on out, buddy.

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  • I got a gift for you.

  • Jesus Christ.

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  • God!

  • God, It's so fucking talented.

  • They give you a lot of items.

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  • They didn't even fucking know.

  • I hear a big creature somewhere.

  • I'm excited to shoot that in the face.

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  • I got a lot of items out of.

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  • So much to see.

  • This is where I already waas.

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  • Damn, It feels good to be a gangster.

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  • I want to kill it.

  • Gonna prove my worth.

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  • I hear you.

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  • What's down in this way?

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  • Coming through.

  • Sorry.

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  • That's what it's called.

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  • So now I can survive fall damage better.

  • Is that what you're telling me?

  • It really sounds like that's what you're telling me.

  • Thank you for your poopies.

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  • Thank you.

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  • I'm just exploring right now.

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  • You should break it.

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  • I gotta I gotta do this.

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  • Vain.

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  • I can't see through the fucking smoke for good.

  • What I do open this thing.

  • I'm so confusing.

  • Binding bile.

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  • Nice.

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  • The alien chest.

  • I need to find something near that will turn it on.

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  • Maybe I should have scanned it.

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  • I'm a baby, and I need to learn how to do these things.

  • Shapes, goods.

  • Me stupid brain bade me stinky.

  • All right, where's the next one?

  • So here I could smell it with my sniffers.

  • All right, that's all that's in here.

  • Got it.

  • Good.

  • Goody goody gumdrops.

  • Now, if I was the last thing, where would I be?

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  • Not up here, I tell you that.

  • Who?

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  • Hold on a secret mission.

  • Going undercover?

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  • Why didn't you do that the first time?

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  • Think.

  • Gotti.

  • What is it?

  • Is it something?

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  • A baby brother?

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  • I mean, that's cool, but I can't, man.

  • Okay, Where to now?

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  • Other.

  • These things do bomb Buturo.

  • Imagine the indignity of dying to a giant falling tomato.

  • Oh, I just want you to get through before that happens.

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  • Oh, God.

  • Get out of here.

  • It's very secret nearby.

  • I'm getting close to the purple thing, but I don't know how it do anything here.

  • Hello?

  • I think they're in the waterfall.

  • I can't get over this.

  • Okay?

  • Maybe I could go up.

  • I know there's a secret nearby.

  • You keep telling me, and I'm trying to find it.

  • But I can't right now.

  • Leave me alone.

  • I really want to know what that big creature making sounds is so cool sounding.

  • So I need to giv

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