Can't feelhisfacealltolooklikehis K popidol, Jim, andhewantstolooklikeJimandoh, oh, youknow I'm notgonnalie.
I hadthe k popbugbiteMe, too, But I thinkyouknowthere's a limit.
There's a limittoeverything.
MyGod!
Allright, let's watchthis.
Well, I wantmylifetorevolvearound K poponaboutmyentirelyuptolooklikewomenneedsbeJessica's Forme, he's perfection.
I justkindofwanna I mean, he's notwrong.
IfyougottapickanyonetolooklikeJim, andthat's not a badpick, atleastmaybeifyou'reKorean, atleast I don't Oh, God, I don't wanttobeme, Butit's gonnabehardaboutmyentirelooktolooklikeJimmyisgonnastaymycapeup I go, yeah, Oh, no, Jim!
AndfrombeachesisthisCapeofIdol.
He's like a 12 yearoldteenagegirltrappedinanadultman's body.
So I'm superobsessedthatwhereAllthetimeIt's soYeah, thisisveryspecialtomebecauseobviouslyJiminwar, thesameone I'm gonnagoon a limbhereandsaythismanisobsessedwithJim.
Andifanyoneofyoufuckerseverdothisonme, I willshootyou.
Oh, when I thinkhowlongagothiswasmaybelikesee, helooksfine.
Youlookfine.
Youdon't havetolooklike J main.
Youdon't havetolooklikeJemaine.
Youlookbetterthere.
I'llsayit.
Youlookwaybettertheregivesthethingwithplasticsurgeryislike, Yeah, I understandyouhavesomepartofyouthatyoumaybewanttochange, butyoulooklikeplasticsurgery.
It's notlike a naturallook.
Youlookedlikesurgeryhappenedtoyourface, and I don't understandhowthatishelpinganyonehadverybadacne.
When I wasinschoolon, I had a verylasttime.
I checked.
Youdon't needsurgeryforacne.
Where's alltheacne, then?
I thinkmynoseisverybig.
It's horrible.
I can't.
It's veryhardtolookatit.
I don't evenrecognizetheperson I come.
I justdon't evenseemtorelatetothisperson.
It's it's weird.
I hadallofthefattytissue.
Ahwasgonnabe a BritishCaucasian.
But I wouldliketolookascloseaspossibletoKoreanslikeKoreanpopstars.