My name is accepted.

I own Welcome toe thief.

Simulator V r.

Fade this normally, but we're going to steal some stuff in V R this time.

I hope you're already I did a great American job, don't you think?

Well, it pulls the door.

If the police ever come along, they'll never think that I am capable of stealing stuff from too much of a tub shaped.

Okay, we're going into this house.

This game is actually really cool.

It's the full game.

Envy are So hide everything in your house because I'm gonna learn how to steal it.

And while you're sleeping, Jack's cover for them toes.

Okay.

How do we get in?

I'm not gonna go in the main door.

The 30 20 fools do that in the bushes.

Okay.

No one's hope we got this.

Were the sneakiest off sneaks?

Is this a way in?

No.

That's the way back hole, huh?

I see what I need to do.

Crowbar don't have a crowbar.

I do.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

I broke so much of that Fits.

Gordon Freeman each your ass out.

Okay, wait.

Hide in the bushes.

They'll never suspect a thing.

They don't know me, OK?

To the brush.

Run faster.

Okay.

Are we safe?

No one's around.

They don't suspect it a thing.

Okay, There's some stuff that I can steal.

Which door did he go in?

Let's go in the bathroom door.

Okay.

Remember, the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy, like a mouse.

And we go, Uh, okay, so I need the trash.

No, but I do need this beautiful morning into my bag, Hugo.

Thank you.

Beautiful money.

How much is this?

$15.

Hell, yeah.

Get me somebody.

Subway sandwiches for that.

Okay, open the door.

Which Okay, it opens it.

Okay, This is very tense.

No one's up.

Okay?

Yeah.

Steal.

Shit.

Oh, God.

My backpack.

Okay, it's fine.

My backpack teleports.

It's a great backpack, but the saucepan in beautiful but the toaster in beautiful Put the truck chopping board in valueless item.

You realize how many people I can spank with this?

Jesus, I hit my fucking light and realize that scared me.

All right, Don't do that.

I can steal your catch up, though.

I've got to hit my walls.

Okay, just go scope.

I'm very bad at this Okay.

Item that was broken when I didn't steal it here.

Cable guy.

Cable guy came la Google.

Oh, okay.

Grab with both hands.

What?

Someone?

Okay.

Who?

Jesus.

Okay.

Book.

Grab my backpack.

Promise God at the Cooper house.

Want to put the TV in the backpack?

It don't fit.

Okay, but the money and money is the only currency.

Oh, see, It's valueless.

Your sudden control, This all he wants to make origami all he was, You could tell him it's grief, but apparently my game knows better.

And it's shite.

Okay.

There's a key here.

Yes.

Okay.

Put that away.

Is the key open this?

No.

How?

How?

Open How?

Open this.

Hello, kitty.

There we go.

Ah, I am a sneaky T fi.

Wait, What does this key Open the secrets of your heart.

Fritch, Front door.

Hello?

Anybody grab the The front door was open anyway.

Maybe it opens up the fence.

Ah, you didn't see anything?

No, no, no.

Toe.

Grab the door.

Get the door.

Okay, grab.

Grab it.

I'm just cleaning TV TV.

I'm holding it higher than I've ever heard.

Anything in my life brought the door.

What the fuck It open the door.

Do you go?

I don't need for control, but right now does it look like I need a crowbar?

TV jump!

Put it over the edge.

Ready to go.

Okay, Perfect.

Perfect.

I got this was always my character face good ways.

My characters such a moron do a simple lovely right.

Okay, when that fucking Diego I had it in my hand.

Oh, good key, Kate.

Okay, grab the key.

Just go.

Just go.

This is easy.

This is simple.

That I don't think this works on this.

Screw it.

There's no time and provides high in the bushes.

No one sees me, huh?

Okay.

No one sees a thing, okay?

From the TV.

Let's go, bitch.

Okay.

Can I put it in the back of the car?

I'm not crouching.

Game.

What are you talking about?

Open.

But God fucking damn it.

There we go.

There we go.

Oh, no.

Just give me a button for the crow buyer.

Don't keep Let me pick it up.

Okay, That's closed.

Good enough.

Good enough.

Get in the car.

I'm very scared.

Okay, turn on.

Turn on.

Okay.

Okay.

No, Put it in drive, huh?

Go perfect.

perfect driving.

Perfect driving.

How would you go?

Out you go.

Yes.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

On They say there's no such thing as the perfect crime.

I got an s rank.

So awesome.

Okay, I need to go.

Sultans of Benny.

What do you want?

I see you got my screen.

Go to Black Bay.

Black Bay.

What about the pawnshop Finney trying to make your money.

What's the point of Steven things?

If you're just gonna use them, steal them, pawn it off, then use the money to buy a different one.

That's so you don't get caught.

Video.

You're terrible at this.

But I listen to you because you're like a father to me.

I set up a page on I see there and sell it.

Okay.

Uh, Golden goblet.

Tear trophy, raised black and white.

That's not other electron ICS.

Yes.

Good work.

Catching.

Click on the rent.

A thug tab rental.

So can I get you a friend?

A little extra work.

Okay.

Now sway back toe 1 10 and break some dishes with a crowbar.

Oh, hell, yeah.

This is fun.

It's not just stealing things.

I also get to break some rules I got Jesus.

Just another day on the job.

Everything goes well when you're a thief.

Get out of the road.

Hey, hold on, Hold on.

You teach this guy a lesson?

Where'd you learn to walk?

Dumb school, idiot.

Where am I going, sir?

Do you know where I need to, rob?

I mean, do you know what the Hendersons is?

Okay, Apple Watch is not helpful for you, but I need to be looking at directions on my watch while driving at the same time.

But what?

Split up swaps.

What's today?

Look, ma'am, man, where can I get two?

1 10 Don't get out of the road, baby.

No, it's a tree right next door to where I was before.

Well, God damn it, anyway.

Okay, we're here.

Everybody good?

Yeah.

You had your seatbelts on.

Right?

Okay, Turn off the engine.

Here we go.

Okay.

Stealthy like a mouse.

It's a very big care for me.

Enough.

I don't know if I should continue using this car or if I should get a Prius.

Priuses are silent as well, but they also help out of the environment.

Look at all the smug that's in the air.

That's really bad.

Uh, no.

Dumb, dumb.

I live here.

Hey, what's up, man?

How's it going, bro?

Fist.

Well, fuck you, too.

Hope this is your house.

Oh, my God.

They left the gate.

Hope these guys are idiots or geniuses.

What if they're trying to catch a thief?

Is Chris Hansen here?

Okay, wait in the bushes.

They'll never know I'm here.

I don't think anybody is at home, but just in case.

Okay, We good?

I must see.

I'm, uh, be nice to you.

Surely.

Surely not.

Can you?

Okay, it's locket.

It's talking to You know what that means?

Me and my friend Crowbar are gonna have some foot.

Turns out he's a crow bar.

Okay, hold on.

Mr.

Crowbar.

Crowbar.

Hold on.

All right.

We're going in a different window.

I don't like that window.

The window was judging me, but it's a crowbar.

How did you fall off me?

I thought you just got attached.

Amount of fine.

We go in this window.

We're in.

All right.

All I have to do is break dishes.

But can I steal stuff at the same time?

You have a flashlight?

Yeah, we're being ambitious.

Ah ha.

ha ha.

Mind's worst enemy.

Cutlery and dinnerware.