Whilethishilariousspooffellflatfinancially, I think I'm doingokayfor a 15 yearoldwith a wifeand a baby.
Despitecomingoutonly a coupleofyearsafterWalktheLineandRaybecausethemusicalbiopicsstillseemedlike a fairlynichesubgenretoparityin 2007 thesixtiesareanimportantandexcitingtime.
Thoughpeoplehavebecomemoreconsciousofthetroopsweconstantlyseeinthesemovieswithmeditation, there's nolimittowhatwecouldImagineWalkHardis a cleversendupofthesecliches, deliveringsomesurprisinglycatchyoriginalsongsand a greatcastledbyJohn C.
Truecrimestorieshaveseen a riseinpopularitythroughoutthecentury, butBernieisoneofthemostuniqueandunderappreciatedapproachestothegenre.
I amsohappyforyou.
Can I tellyou I amnotfondofcremations?
I justdon't liketheideaofsomeonespendingeternityinsomethingthesizeof a motelicebucket.
Wesaythatthisis a mockyoumemory, butunlikethisisSpinalTapforBorat, there's actually a fairdealoftruthtoRichardLinklaterfilm.
I canunderstandchewingeachbiteofsomefood 25 timeslikechickenfriedsteak, but I don't thinkyouhavetochewyourrefriedbeansthatmanytimesJackBlackgivesoneofhismostcharismaticperformancesisBernieTV a reallifemorticianwhowasputontrialforthemurderofanelderlyrichwoman.
Butthere's a late a memberofthiscongregationshotinthebackfourtimesandputinthefreezer.
AnyburningtoldnottoBerniethischurch.
WhileallsignspointtoBernie's guilt, thetownis a hardtimebelievingthatsomebody's solovablecouldberesponsiblefortaking a person's life.
Likewise, it's easyfortheaudiencetoforgetthatsuch a charmingfilmisbasedon a heinouscrime.
On a shoestringbudgetofonly $450,000 Johnsondelivers a stylizedhomagetodetectivestoriesthat's elevatedby a wittyscreenplayand a hardboiledperformancefromJosephGordonLevitt.
Hisdreamof a ChristianJapanGarfieldisnothingshortofphenomenalas a Jesuitpriest, Tauronbetweenhisfaithandsurvivalin a gruelingenvironment.
Maybeitwastheepicruntimeof 161 minutesthatturnedpeopleoff, but a filmofthismagnitudeshouldnotgospeechless.
Number 12 UpstreamColorWith 2000 four's primer, directorShaneKarudeliveredoneofthecentury's strangest, mostunforgettableexamplesofexperimentalfilmmaking.
Almost 10 yearslater, Karureturnedwith a followupfilmthat's everybitisbizarre.
I amdivorced.
That's notgood, right?
It's a classicstoryofBoyMeetsgirl, althoughChrisandJeffhavemoreincommonthantheyinitiallyrealize.
Byallappearances, yoursurvivorofStagethreeinDmitri, a cancerThegoodnewsisthatthereisn't anysignofanyremainingcarcinomalabshowsyou'reinnoimmediatedanger.
YouknowthatKarlUrban's portrayalofdreadmakesforoneofthecoolestactionheroestocomeoutofthiscentury, wonderingwhenyou'd rememberyou'releftbehind, Sir, A helmetcaninterferewithmypsychicabilities.
I think a bulletmightinterferewiththemmorereturningtothecharactersHardhitting, MysteriousRootsThisisthegrittyinterpretationthatcomicbookfanswaitedyearsfor, buthardlyanyoneturneduptosee.
Audienceswerequicktopassjudgment, missingouton a thrilling, expertlycraftedandcharacterdrivenextravaganza.
ChokeonIt.
Dredd.
WhilethecultfollowingfourDreadisgrowing, we'restillwaitingfor a sequelorTVcontinuationtofinallygetthegreenlight.
Numbereight.
A mostviolentyear.
OscarIsaacgives a multilayeredperformanceas a bell.
Morales, who's notexactly a gangsterbutnotexactly a legitimatebusinessman, either.
Youhaveyourjob, too, butknowthatyou'rewrong.
Wewilltakeadvantageofeveryopportunitytoprovethat.
Turningtocriminalsforhelp A Belldoeseverythinghecantokeephishandscleanbutstillfindsbloodonthem.
What's withthegun?
I toldyou I wasn't gonnacontinuetostandaroundandletthesepeoplecomeandgetmeandmyChildren.
JessicaChastainstealstheshowas a Bell's wife, whowaslikeLadyMacbethifshewere a NewYorkerinthe 19 eighties.
He's gotOwenin a helmetlookingdumb, onewherethingsfrom a toiletbeing a LonelyIslandproduction, ThefilmhasnoshortageofmemorabletunesfromTurnUptheBeef, too.
I'm sohumble, ofcourse.
ThebestisanodetotheassassinationofOsamabinLaden, backedupby a neverendingsupplyofcameos.
WithechoesofHitchcock, thefilmincludes a rivetingperformancefromMichaelShannonasCurtisLaForge.
Hauntedbydreamsandvisions, Curtisisconvincedthat a devastatingstormisonthehorizon, YetnobodysharesCurtis's concernsandhismother's historyofmentalillnessonLeegivesusmorereasontobelievehe's goingcrazy.
Therewasalways a panicthatcuckoldedme.
Thusensues.
A tensepsychologicalthrillerabout a manwho's eithersavingorendangeringhisfamilywouldn't buildoutthetornadoshelterinmybackyard.
I coulduseyouwanttodothatforalthoughTakeShelterleavesmuchuptointerpretation, it's nothardtothinkofclimatechangeisCurtistriestoopeneveryone's eyesto a loomingdisasterlikenothingyouhaveeverseen.
Somemoviestakeusdowntherabbithole, butthismovietakesustoplacesthatwouldmaketheMadHatter's TeaPartylooklike a laidbacklunch.
A filmlikethiswasfartoounrealtoeverbe a mainstreamsuccess.
Thatsongnotwrittenondistortedguitar.
No, I wroteithereonpiano, somewherebetween a blowjobinanomelettelikeBlueVelvetorMulhollandDrive, thoughwewanttodissecteveryinchofitnumbertotheassassinationofJesseJamesbythecowardRobertFord.
Wecanthinkof a fewreasonswhynobodysawthisrevisionistWesternbecausehe's allforMay.
Theruntimeclocksinat 160 minutes, andthetitleisjust a longwinded.
Ontopofthat, thetitlekindofgivesaway a majorspoiler.
Evenwiththatknowledge, however, JesseJamesis a tensedramaabout a notoriousoutlawandtheyoungadmirersdestinedtobetrayhim.