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  • So last time we played with sand Box, which was a lot of fun.

  • You get to use every single unit, bashed them together and see what happens.

  • But today we're going into campaign.

  • I'm going into the adventure section Tree Tried at you.

  • What did that say?

  • A collection of fun and interesting levels.

  • I'm up for that.

  • Let's go.

  • Let's play tree tribe.

  • Hey and Pitchfork.

  • Final destination on McGinnis.

  • There's so many.

  • Okay, we got lots of work to do.

  • Tree tribe.

  • Where are they?

  • Oh, I've just noticed.

  • They're literally all in the trees.

  • Okay, Well played.

  • So the way this works is we have 3000 points to spend on the bottom left.

  • So we can Each unit costs a certain amount.

  • Obviously, a mammoth is gonna be mad.

  • Expensive.

  • We can choose from a certain amount of units, but we can only spend up to 3000.

  • You go over that we can't use anymore and just hope that we win.

  • I think I'm just gonna plop a proper mammoth in there.

  • And then I'm also gonna plop in just loads of clubbers until we get to the max.

  • There we go.

  • What What's What's 50 to use.

  • Anything for 50?

  • No, no, even a barge.

  • Okay, Nothing for 50.

  • That's sad.

  • Play the sad music, please.

  • You ready?

  • Let's see what happens.

  • Not so they will pull out the trees.

  • What is the point?

  • The rule coming out the trees ready to attack of a mammoth.

  • You got this, buddy.

  • There we go.

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • Smack him.

  • He's stuck on the tree.

  • That's not good.

  • I think the mammoth was a good spend, though I'm no air and no sound.

  • That's the problem.

  • Is that a cat?

  • There's a cat in the background.

  • I think the mama's got this.

  • You know, they're chucking rocks.

  • Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • They speared my mammoth.

  • What are you doing?

  • How many of you guys left?

  • The mammoth has got this.

  • The rabbit is Opie.

  • We learned this last time.

  • Good job, buddy.

  • we're gonna call him Harold Weldon Harold as the sound fantastic right this one's going to do with Hey, it's cool.

  • They got, like, actual levels, says a lot of Hey guys, a lot of pitchforks and their formation is interesting.

  • They've set out in the formation off the hay and pitchfork with 3100 points to spend directing the mammoth could just caught you up every single time.

  • I think we've got a good shot, especially against these guys.

  • I want to go for something else as well.

  • Let's go for a couple potion.

  • Master's on a taste of their own medicine to hay balers and something for 110.

  • Let's have a look.

  • 180 hundreds, hundreds 140.

  • We go for some protector.

  • We could go for a protector right there.

  • You ready?

  • Begin.

  • Let's go.

  • Here's the army on the other side, the legendary pitchforks, all the potions air coming in.

  • Oh, you guys are dead.

  • So dead Look of them poisoned already.

  • Joke about me, bro's.

  • I'm glad we can hear.

  • Oh, I think my mom's just killed our own guys.

  • Yeah, the mammoth just trampled our own guys.

  • That's not good potions during their work, though.

  • Luckily, the mammoth isn't affected, but the mammoth is doing all the work is beautiful eyes.

  • I love you, Mom.

  • Okay.

  • They give us way too many points.

  • What does this one go?

  • Nothing to see here.

  • That ruling the hay up above.

  • Not a good idea.

  • In places that I see you, I think it's an actual scarecrow, you know, over there.

  • I'm not too sure, though.

  • But, you know, up the mammoth is coming in.

  • I don't know if he can cross the bridge, but he's gonna try.

  • I think the bone major could be pretty good as well.

  • Pop a couple of those, actually, 33 of those behind him.

  • We still got 870 points to spends.

  • We've got a lot of stuff here, King.

  • Okay, We can't afford a king.

  • Let's go for some priests.

  • 150 left to spend a Squire to protect the priests on.

  • Let's begin a car.

  • Remember what the priest do.

  • Maybe they hell that's what they do.

  • A mammoth The golden mammoth is gonna trample them all.

  • You guys are so dead once.

  • That was so easy.

  • My golden mammoth has trampled you all.

  • They got stuck in the middle bit.

  • Unlucky.

  • Final destination, Half ling.

  • Um, are we gonna have to find this guy?

  • We've only got 120 points to spend.

  • This time.

  • We're always there.

  • There's two guys here.

  • They both halflings.

  • I'm not too sure direction we could go with, like, one Squire.

  • And then we were both to send them straight in and see what happens.

  • I'm gonna do it.

  • Squire looks ready.

  • I'm gonna do it.

  • Let's see what happens.

  • It's early for Lego, but oh, we took him straight out.

  • Okay?

  • This might be a problem going to Don't fall off.

  • Swing up, would I say Just don't fall off?

  • What are they doing?

  • This is awkward.

  • Things guided.

  • Phelan died.

  • Look is out cold.

  • This guy survived the fall, but he ain't going to survive the sword dead.

  • The smallest army.

  • You're sending the halflings at me because I've got 3000 points to spend and you know what I'm buying.

  • I'm buying myself.

  • I'm gonna buy the king.

  • Actually, I'm not going to use the moment every time.

  • It's too good.

  • Like way too good.

  • They've got this morning star me.

  • I'm gonna go for a king led army with three priests so he can heal.

  • And we're also gonna go for some archers, right at the back.

  • Whip Whip, we're prying this properly.

  • This is the two d an army we need to kill these guys with.

  • We're gonna barred for entertainment as well.

  • Just in case we get bored on the battlefield on dhe 400 points left potion Seller.

  • But what can we buy it for?

  • 200.

  • Another archer Snake arches.

  • A good on there.

  • What's this?

  • Ah ha.

  • Polite.

  • Always like a Roman, Dude.

  • Okay, I think this army is pretty good.

  • We got back up.

  • We got a king with a giant sword is gonna take all these guys out.

  • I'm a little bit worried that they're gonna a ll head butt me at the same time.

  • They powered up the priest they take on the halflings.

  • Watch them launch.

  • Look at them little stinkers.

  • That all infected as well.

  • By the way, if you didn't know, it's like a tidal wave of our flings infected middle.

  • Broots.

  • Whoa!

  • The king is putting in some work right now.

  • This is like game of Thrones.

  • The king is shopping them down, though they are just went in the back.

  • The potions air coming in hopefully to cure their infections or to make it worse.

  • But I don't think these Hoffman's gonna last long.

  • It's just a pile of bodies.

  • King, turn around.

  • He's going for the swing swing.

  • Get him!

  • Oh, it's even weirder in full speed.

  • You can't put it down!

  • No!

  • Come over the edge.

  • Wait!

  • That's my guy!

  • What are you doing?

  • We killed our own unit.

  • That's not good.

  • I think the King has been blinded by our own potions.

  • He could reach them.

  • Couple guys arches got full power, Please.

  • There's one left.

  • You gotta do this.

  • Come on down here is literally down here.

  • They can't hit him because he's so small.

  • He's actually taking out my priests as well.

  • Come on, guys.

  • Two halflings and you can take them down.

  • Or the king.

  • Don't let him take your crown.

  • I think he's missing.

  • Okay.

  • We good cracked in the forehead.

  • That was that was too close.

  • Fortunately, there are poisoned and dead.

  • We will not be affected by their Harry foot infection.

  • The kingdom is saved Oh, no!

  • Run away!

  • All those just bards is is that they are I know what I want to do here.

  • We've got 100 to spend, which is like nothing.

  • I need my own Half Ling there 60 that's all.

  • I come by half Ling go to work.

  • They are They are doing nothing apart from providing us with great tunes.

  • Here it comes.

  • You go out over the edge.

  • Actually, this is bad.

  • He's going to dive off the edge.

  • Oh, no.

  • We're gonna lose this one with everything to lose.

  • This one.

  • Okay, maybe not the half.

  • Ling is terrifying them.

  • Goodbye, buddy.

  • He's coming down the hill.

  • Watch out!

  • I'm scared.

  • No, don't do it.

  • Don't do it.

  • I'm scared.

  • He's gonna do it like a jumping bean.

  • It's just gonna jump off the edge.

  • But he's got some fists on him.

  • Left hook, Right, hook, Forehead.

  • This is incredibly where he grabbed him by the butt cheek on DDE, and they're all dead.

  • Great.

  • What would an enthralling fight?

  • Well, somebody like I was dead buying the wall, and they still won on Oh, this one looks like in my heart to be a challenge is luring me into a false sense of security.

  • All the bones.

  • Who are these guys?

  • But they the defenders?

  • Yeah, their protectors, bone majors.

  • A guy being cooked at the stake as well.

  • That's a lot of bone majors.

  • And they're like, ranged, Attackers.

  • I think we're gonna need a lot of range here.

  • We've got 5000 to spend.

  • I'm not sure a mammoth is gonna work out here.

  • Potion sellers are gonna be on the front line.

  • We're also gonna need What is that one?

  • Callista, We're going for a police stop up.

  • Look at this thing.

  • Yes, Snake arches.

  • We can have a nice army of snakes is Well, that's four of those behind Catapult.

  • I don't think we tried one of those yet.

  • We're gonna put one of those at the back.

  • This is This isn't gonna work, is it?

  • I can afford my own bone made.

  • You know what?

  • I'm going to bone majors begin.

  • I want to see what they do.

  • They don't bring the campfire with them.

  • All the snakes states on the potions.

  • They're going flying with explosives.

  • Snakes?

  • Is that how far their attacks go?

  • Because if that's all you've got to work with guys.

  • You are dead.

  • You are so dead.

  • Come at me Blues.

  • We know even walking towards them.

  • We don't care.

  • Inco's awake.

  • It is.

  • The Kalpoe annihilated them.

  • Bone Major versus bone.

  • May JJ plus snakes.

  • You're out of here.

  • This guy he's celebrating in style.

  • Look at this.

  • That the old TDM cross posed.

  • I like it.

  • Final Destination Club.

  • This is exactly the same as before, but it's just one club.

  • Great.

  • We could use the protective.

  • I don't think that's gonna go well, Farmer could be pretty good head, but, er I think this is his time.

  • Look at the helmet he's got.

  • You got the better hair.

  • I think we're good.

  • Go forth.

  • My queen and headbutts got him.

  • Okay, this is a little bit awkward.

  • What do you doing?

  • Get up.

  • Fight him like a man.

  • Oh, no way!

  • Way lost!

  • You fell.

  • Come on.

  • Your head, Butter.

  • You fell on your head and diet.

  • Is that how we're gonna do this?

  • This guy was just about to do exactly the same.

  • I'm embarrassed to get out of here.

  • You know what a farmer could do better than you could do way better than you.

  • And he's got a stupid hot god, buddy Pinch.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, that was a That was a clean swing.

  • Okay, this guy's proving tricky.

  • Squire, if in doubt, get a guy with a sword in the helmet.

  • Doc, if he swings at you, I'm nervous.

  • Okay?

  • Maybe not.

  • That is a painful place to get a sword, my friend.

  • I would die too.

  • I heard lots of dings.

  • The tiniest attack.

  • But I didn't see anyone.

  • I I think I see them in here.

  • They employing an ambush.

  • They're gonna try and ambush.

  • Ah, Halfling ambush.

  • We got 3800 to spend.

  • You guys are going.

  • You got it down.

  • The king has returned to take back his Hey kingdom with his own hay balers.

  • Oh, my goodness!

  • Yes!

  • Yes!

  • Let's go!

  • Look at them coming out there.

  • Hey, it's so creepy.

  • Cover other side as well.

  • We have definitely been ambushed here.

  • This is This was not going to plan.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Look of like, weird grasshoppers.

  • Okay, this is going badly.

  • The king is being bothered to get him to slice him.

  • Please.

  • The king has problems.

  • He's killed his own minion in a rage.

  • Yeah, we're in trouble here, lads.

  • Um oh!

  • Oh!

  • They're attaching to him.

  • They're biting his ankles.

  • They're grabbing his arms.

  • I think the king's gonna fall.

  • Come swing that just perfectly in your one.

  • Swing it!

  • No, no!

  • Into the ground!

  • You've got this.

  • Don't worry.

  • Swing it down.

  • You're our last.

  • So come on, Come on!

  • I believe I believe two left.

  • Don't fall to two Halflings.

  • Yes, you go!

  • One!

  • There's one left grabbing your buddy.

  • Get him!

  • Get him!

  • No!

  • It's so awkward!

  • He's punching your fire like it's okay.

  • Exactly!

  • Show him your the king.

  • Looking rather dashing there, sir.

  • That was a close call, though.

  • All of our hay balers died rip bread and butter and hold weapons only.

  • We've got armored clubbers through the ages moving on to farmers and swords.

  • They evolved his shields and then the head, Butters, we know they suck, so we're fine.

  • Let's put in one single potion.

  • Seller.

  • We're also gonna add a wheelbarrow, which is 1000 by the way.

  • Or we could take out the wheelbarrow and add a scarecrow.

  • What should we do?

  • I'm gonna put a circle on the front line is the worst army.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's okay.

  • Whoa!

  • Launched him.

  • Launched him straight into battle.

  • This is perfect.

  • The potion master is doing his work.

  • Just poison them.

  • Run a wheelbarrow into their ankles is actually working.

  • But he took out our very own guy.

  • The berserker needs to get up right now.

  • He's got his acts wedged in someone's armpit.

  • No, nobody but he know what he's doing.

  • You meant to stop the wheelbarrow and join in.

  • What do you Oh, come on.

  • You've even missed the water you saw.

  • This is gonna go badly.

  • We've got Is one berserker?

  • Yeah, You're dead.

  • You're so dead.

  • I'm sorry, buddy.

  • It wasn't your fault.

  • Is there anyone left?

  • Um oh.

  • Uh, you're not gonna do much, are you?

  • You are so dead.

  • Watch out!

  • Which I'll get up.

  • Come on.

  • He's crushed, boys.

  • A wheelbarrow know the tragic end.

  • I don't think they could even find him.

  • What are they doing?

  • He's so well hidden in the grass, they can't actually find where he is.

  • Put me out of my misery, please.

  • Yeah, She wants them to find him.

  • Come on, buddy.

  • Shout louder!

  • Yeah, I'm not quite sure what's happening.

  • Maybe we should, uh, just leave this one behind and try again.

  • I think that's best option.

  • Get out of here.

  • You can stay.

  • You can say I think the potion master will pull his own weight.

  • But we need maybe ice archers behind three of those.

  • And then we need, like, raw power because they all have hand held things.

  • I think we just need a lot of them.

  • To be honest, Squires will get seven.

  • Squires, this this is gonna be this could be tricky.

  • Snake Archer.

  • One of those, please.

  • And then 60 clubbers.

  • Okay, like six clubbers.

  • Go Battle for your country, fatso.

  • For your snake.

  • Brethren on one goodness, they properly attacked us.

  • Sorry for the front line, guys.

  • You're gonna have to back him up, OK?

  • Snake to the face, please.

  • We could need one right now.

  • Oh, this is hard.

  • Why is it so hard?

  • Come on, snake.

  • Pull your weight.

  • Yeah, we're dead.

  • Well, you'll suck and we don't have enough for a mammoth.

  • I think bone major could be good here.

  • Actually, my skills are building an army right now are being tested to the max.

  • What else could we have?

  • It's close.

  • Uh, one potion seller at the back.

  • I just put a guy down here.

  • That's not gonna help, is it?

  • The barrow in the mid of the ocean.

  • Team of snake arches.

  • That's all you need?

  • Snakes.

  • Attack thing isn't going well either.

  • Oh, no.

  • So quick.

  • You lost, like, five seconds to waken.

  • Afford a catapult.

  • Let's try and take them down that way.

  • And then have two Squires in the front.

  • But here You OK?

  • You need to man this properly.

  • Have you been drinking?

  • That was going on here.

  • You can operate a cat's boat if you've been drinking, buddy another in medieval times.

  • But stick toward to please.

  • I'm gonna die.

  • I'm so gonna die while the cat's a pope.

  • Or any work, though.

  • But apart from that, that's it.

  • I think the cat's bo is one time thing.

  • Well, I want another one.

  • Yeah, that it worked it.

  • Nobody.

  • You might be able to do this.

  • There's only two left.

  • Do it.

  • Do it, Lord.

  • Yes, all I could guess you buddy, but I'm not going to because I think your breath stinks.

  • Good job.

  • How many levels do we complete?

  • 123456789 10 10!

  • That's bad.

  • There's so many, though.

  • This is crazy.

  • I love this game.

  • It's stupid.

  • I love it.

  • Only Jewel Wilders.

  • I'm gonna do one more.

  • So we got 4002 hundreds.

  • I'm not gonna lie to you.

  • The only reason why is because we have the opportunity to buy.

  • Oh, I'm going about by two mammoths.

  • Only one.

  • I'm going to do that.

  • And then the priests.

  • I think that's Opie or his priests.

  • Healing are mammoth on.

  • Let's have a Bard as well.

  • Where is he barred to sing us to victory.

  • You ready, bud?

  • Take us away, friend.

  • Whoa!

  • I didn't know they could do that.

  • The Golden mammoth will destroy you.

  • He's being healed from all angles by our bold brethren Over here, he can be beaten.

  • I have full Oh, um I have full faith in the in the Golden Mammoth.

  • But golden moments died on.

  • So did all of our priests.

  • How dare you hit a holy man like that?

  • Well, the mammoth died.

  • Okay?

  • Ah, Whoops.

  • 4002 hundreds.

  • We could buy a long ship But I don't think their goods.

  • Let's try it.

  • Let's get some arches and put them away at the back Because those guys launch in Bone majors behind and three Valkyries.

  • Aerial attack is going to be perfect.

  • Well, those guys going like Mads, I think we I think we dodged it, though.

  • Way through the long ship up and it messed.

  • This is great.

  • But the Jewel Wilder's our powerful.

  • They're taking out my bone majors in one hits.

  • How the Valkyries doing their dad's Okay, This is not going well.

  • No ice arches are our only hope.

  • Come on, guys.

  • Spray them with arrows.

  • Get them in the green.

  • Get them in the forehead to do as much as you can to save all Kingdom from the frozen.

  • Good job going down.

  • Okay.

  • They have really popular hits.

  • Whoa!

  • You calm down, please.

  • So our noble man has fallen.

  • Um, what are these berserker is?

  • Is that what they are?

  • I'm gonna have my own army of bazookas.

  • Who do you think you are?

  • Let's go.

  • I've got more than you.

  • So this should work.

  • They all missed each other except this guy.

  • Whoa.

  • This is like a proper old school battle.

  • How is this guy slaying us in one shot Now?

  • We failed.

  • We failed.

  • It's over.

  • No hope.

  • I don't know what to do.

  • I don't know what to do.

  • Joel.

  • Job could save us.

  • He slayed a barren war is a mosque.

  • He could save us a minor tool that could save us.

  • Zeus.

  • I can't afford Zeus.

  • Actually, Zeus an A minus.

  • Well, let's do it.

  • And to bone majors.

  • Plus a single half Ling.

  • Yeah, The savior.

  • Let's go.

  • Let's see if you could take out a minor tour.

  • I don't think you're going to be able to.

  • The monitor is swinging.

  • I don't even get to say that.

  • I didn't extend.

  • Gets a one sentence.

  • They hugged him to death.

  • Who were these guys?

  • The ones that don't jump.

  • Chief turn.

  • That's what they are chieftains and a priest to help out with healing.

  • Come on, fight!

  • Fire with fire.

  • You got this?

  • Okay, You haven't got this.

  • He just punched the only man in the head, innit?

  • No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • This is no walking out.

  • What is happening?

  • Do I put faith in the mammoth?

  • One more time mammoth, but with some backup this time.

  • Four snake arches and then some potion sellers and one farmer just to back up the mamma's output.

  • Come a mammoth.

  • Don't die on me this time.

  • I think it's the guys that don't jump that have the crazy attack power it is.

  • I'm stuck!

  • I'm dead!

  • I'm just not worthy to run an army anymore.

  • What are the Scarecrow is due?

  • They literally do nothing.

  • Whoa!

  • Okay, they spawn many ones on this Could be the secret scare.

  • Crows, Take him down.

  • Okay, don't.

  • Let's find you were just about to do magic.

  • Well, I'm stopped.

  • All it took was, like 12 sets of axes to bring down one of the greatest rulers of all time.

  • May, who is now?

  • No, a great ruler, because I keep losing guys, enjoy this video.

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