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  • What's up fellow MINECRAFTERZ!

    嘿Minecraft的朋友們!

  • Grab your pickaxe because it's time for *LWIAY* buy the merch everyone let's get into it.

    拿起你的十字鎬因為LWIAY時間到了 來買周邊吧大家讓我們進入LWIAY

  • ♪ Leave your entries in the sub reddit bros and i'll watch submissions in the next episode of LWIAY ♪

    它看起來很棒不是嗎?

  • Doesn't it look good?

    我們還有污漬跟褶皺在上面

  • We got the dirt and the wrinkles.

    誰會不想買這件周邊呢?

  • Who doesn't want to buy this merch?

    我忘了洗它還必須穿它

  • I FORGOT TO WASH IT AND I NEED TO WEAR IT

    這可是LWIAY天殺的

  • It's LWIAY goDdAmnIt

    現在讓我們來看看這些迷因吧

  • Now, let's get into the memes.

    我知道等等一定會有99.9％ *笑* 都是minecraft技巧，也就是我去看它們的唯一原因XD

  • I already know it's gonna be 99.9% *laughs* minecraft tips, which is the only reason I'm doing this *laughs again*.

    紀念－－

  • -"In memorial"

    喔不QQ

  • -Oh, no.

    喔我的天啊!

  • Oh my god!

    "追念Jörgen" "創作時間30個小時?!"

  • -"In memorial of Jörgen." "30 hours"?!

    比我玩minecraft的總時間還長

  • -That's more than I've played minecraft.

    喔我的天

  • Oh my god.

    Holy freaky deaky (?)

  • Holy freaky deaky.

    Jörgen好美

  • Jörgen is so pretty.

    有押韻耶XD

  • *laughs*

    還有EDGAR!

  • That's rhyme..

    他好可愛! 還有羊羊!

  • AND EDGAR!

    水羊XD

  • He so cute and sheep!

    太不可置信了!

  • Water sheeheheheheheheheheheeepp.

    喔 天

  • That's incredible!

    這將會是無人能比的一個

  • Goddamn.

    謝謝你...."u/Hierosonic"

  • This is gonna be a tough one to beat.

    Namaste *雙手合十行禮*

  • Thank you.... "u/Hierosonic".

    "這是我的童年" "嘿，Jörgen在哪?"

  • Namaste

    "LOL 史上最棒的meme"

  • -"This was my childhood. Hey, where's Jörgen?"

    我不懂笑點，我 *笑* 真的看不懂! 我是個boomer (指那些總愛懷舊過去的成人) 而我的觀眾都是zoomers (大多指現代青年)

  • -"LOL best meme ever"

    我沒看過這部卡通

  • I don't get it. I *laughs* genuinely don't get it. I'm a boomer and my audience are zoomers. I don't get-I DON'T GET IT!

    這是哪部卡通?

  • I didn't watch this cartoon.

    白癡的九歲(nine-year-olds)們

  • What is this cartoon?

    呃，這些小孩現在都只看Rick and Morty

  • Stupid nine-year-olds.

    "Felix我們感到很抱歉!"

  • Well, these kids just watching Rick and Morty now.

    喔，是喔，你們有點太晚了好嗎?

  • -"FELIX WE'RE SORRY!"

    我的馬之所以會死就是因為你們

  • -Yeah, well, you're a little too late. Okay?

    "這裡有幾個真的小提示和技巧 : 寶寶烏龜會掉落 '鱗甲' "

  • My horse died because of you.

    真的假的? '鱗甲'

  • -"Here's a few real tips and tricks: Baby turtles can drop 'scute'".

    這不是真的

  • -That's a word 'Scute'.

    我已經知道你在說謊了，你正試著玩弄我又一次

  • That's not real.

    "...能用來做成擁有水下呼吸能力的頭盔"

  • I already know you're lying. You're trying to troll me again.

    你是在告訴我必須去殺寶寶烏龜嗎?

  • "...which can be turned into a helmet that lets you breathe underwater."

    你瘋了

  • Are you telling me that I should kill baby turtles?

    "將一隻羊取名為'Jeb_'...?"

  • You're crazy.

    Jeb_?!

  • -"Naming [a] sheep 'Jeb_'..."?

    "...會給你一個特別驚喜 (是真的)"

  • -Jeb_?!

    喔，對，你以為我會上你的當嗎?

  • -"...gives you a special surprise (a real one)."

    "將任何動物取名為'Dinnerbone'"

  • Oh, yeah, you expect me to believe that you think I'm gonna fall for that?

    Yeah，然後會發生什麼?

  • -"Naming any animal "Dinnerbone".

    讓動物吃我?

  • -Yeah. What is that gonna do?

    好吧，我是不會中你的計的

  • Make the animals eat me?

    你在裝，假扮成一隻狼 而我不會相信這是真的，好嗎?

  • Okay, I'm not falling for your tricks.

    "鑽石能在Y 11-15層中找到"

  • Play, you played the wolf and I now I don't believe it's real. Okay?

    好喔，這很實用

  • -"Diamonds are found on level Y 11-15."

    聽著，我已經知道這個了，好嗎?

  • -Okay, that's useful.

    我可是個Minecraft老手 (Veteran)

  • Listen. I knew that already. All right?

    記得嗎?

  • I'm a Minecraft VETERAN.

    我們很確定我們能記住這件事對吧?

  • Remember?

    "大伙們，我想他正在麻煩之中"

  • Can we make sure we remember this?

    *笑*

  • -"Guys, I think he's in trouble."

    我剛才還以為這是真的XD

  • *laughs*

    *仍然笑著*

  • -I thought it was real for a second.

    等等，這裡有通緝犯...?

  • *laughs again*

    什麼?

  • Wait, there's wanted criminals...?

    我已經讓這些罪犯進入了glorious Arstotzka (來自'Papers, Please'遊戲)

  • What?

    什 麼?!

  • I've been letting through criminals into glorious Arstotzka.

    這 是?

  • ωнαт?!

    不，那是德語

  • ωαѕ?

    喔天，拿下來

  • No, that's German.

    "是時候走了"

  • Oh God, take it off.

    "我是個好小子嗎?"

  • -"IT IS TIME TO GO."

    "等等..."

  • "Was I a Good boy?

    "你他媽的去哪了?"

  • "Wait..."

    Jörgen!!

  • "Where the fuck did you go?"

    *笑*

  • -Jörgen!!

    我很喜歡

  • *laughs*

    大家都是這麼隨性地就像

  • I love how

    "喔，這沒什麼

  • everyone was so casual you be like,

    ...他只是消失了，那只是個破圖bug"

  • "Oh, it's fine

    Oh，一個已經九年的遊戲竟然出現bug而大家都覺得沒什麼?

  • ...He just like disappears. It's a glitch."

    等等，或許他真的走了

  • Oh, a game that has been out for nine years just has a glitch that everyone is okay with?

    或許他只是又消失了一次

  • Wait, maybe he's just gone.

    或許他並不是真的死了

  • Maybe he's just disappeared again.

    "我創造了一個可以復活Jörgen的機器....."

  • Maybe he's not actually dead.

    喔，是的那是最好的拼法(jÖerGen)

  • -"I created a machine we should resurrect Jörgen....."

    "....當你把西瓜 *笑* 丟進墓裡"

  • -Oh, yes the supreme spelling. (jÖerGen)

    喔耶

  • -"....when you throw melon *laughs* into the grave."

    *笑*

  • Oh yay

    這竟然能!?!

  • *laughs*

    天啊minecraft駭客

  • How is that even possible!?!

    我要如何做出這個?

  • Goddamn minecraft hacker.

    把這個mod寄給我拜託

  • How do I do this?

    我需要Jörgen回來

  • Send me this mod, please.

    Jörgen二代? Hmm...

  • I need Jörgen back.

    我不了解他

  • Jörgen II? Hmm....

    這太令人驚艷了

  • I don't know about him.

    這裡全都是minecraft的東西 (r/minecraft)

  • That was amazing.

    REDDIT:"PewDiePie 投稿"

  • It's all minecraft stuff (r/minecraft).

    FRED: "我們來看看你到底是什麼..."

  • -REDDIT: "PewDiePie submission."

    REDDIT: r/Minecraft

  • FRED: "Let's see who you really are..."

    這就是了

  • REDDIT: r/Minecraft

    這就是了XD~

  • -There you go.

    XDDDDD

  • There you have it.

    "悲傷五階段"

  • *laughs with claps*

    "階段1 : 拒絕 (不!!)"

  • -"5 stages of grief."

    "階段2 : 憤怒 (閉嘴羊)"

  • "Stage 1: denial (No!)"

    "階段3 : 討價還價 (或許他只是穿過了另一邊)

  • "Stage 2: anger (Shut up sheep)"

    "階段4 : 憂鬱 (不我沒有在哭給我閉嘴)"

  • "Stage 3: bargaining (Maybe he *laughs* went through to the other side)"

    "階段 5 : 接受 (事情就是發生了，我們必須走下去)"

  • "Stage 4: depression (No I'm not crying shut up)"

    "R.I.P. Jörgen"

  • "Stage 5: acceptance (Things happen, we must move on)"

    他本來不會死的

  • "R.i.p. jörgen"

    這就是我所想說的

  • -He didn't have to die

    這本來能被預防的

  • That's all I'm gonna say.

    "我們做得到的天殺的"

  • It could have been prevented.

    喔耶我們達到了9700萬 (yeet)

  • -"We can do it, god damn it."

    謝謝你，Minecraft

  • Oh, yeah, we hit 97 million. (yeet)

    *拍* 非常

  • Thank You, Minecraft.

    *拍* 酷

  • *claps* Very.

    再來個3百萬吧

  • *claps* Cool.

    這就是我想要的，我們仍然可以打敗其他頻道的 (除了t-series不過pewds根本不在乎)

  • Just three more million.

    *笑*

  • That's all I asked, we can still beat every other channel (except t-series but pewds don't care).

    "我們一點都不值得 gaming week"

  • *laughs*

    "Pewds是個好人而且他讓gaming week再次回到銀幕上"

  • -"We do not deserve gaming week."

    這就對了，好人

  • "Pewds is a nice guy and he brought back gaming Week."

    就如我說過了很多次，"我們背叛了他還害死了Jörgen"

  • -That's right, nice guy.

    是啊，你們最好給我哭 o(╥_╥)o

  • As I said many times before, "we betrayed his trust and killed Jörgen".

    你們覺得我感覺如何?

  • Yeah, you better be crying. o(╥_╥)o

    感到罪惡?

  • How do you think I feel?

    好吧，我感到受傷

  • You feel guilty?

    我不應該背叛他，感到迷茫和疑惑

  • Well, I feel hurt

    我不知道我還能再相信任何人了

  • I shouldn't betray, feel lost and confused.

    我以為我們信任彼此，一個已經被毀壞信任

  • I don't know who to trust anymore.

    而我們將花一段很長很長的時間來修復

  • I thought we had a trust, a level of trust that is broken.

    "Hi guys,我是Nick，我就是那個用Nintendo 3DS按了你的meme讚的人"

  • And we can take a long time to heal a very, very long time to heal.

    嗨Nick，過得如何?

  • "Hi guys, I'm nick, I'm the guy who upvotes your memes on a Nintendo 3DS." (nice post, nick.)

    "生日快樂，Elon"

  • Hi Nick, how's it going?

    七天前

  • -"happy birthday, Elon"

    這很棒

  • -7 days ago.

    *笑*

  • That's great.

    祝你上星期生日快樂，非常epic

  • *laughs*

    他是在玩Minecraft嗎?

  • Happy birthday [from] last week, very epic.

    (一台Macintosh plus)

  • Is he playing Minecraft?

    "請求放上 'RIP JÖRGEN' 在標題畫面"

  • (a vhs macintosh plus)

    YES

  • -"PETITION TO PUT "RIP JÖRGEN" IN THE TITLE SCREEN."

    這...Notch?

  • Yed

    請你用你的方式駭進遊戲裡，Notch

  • This...notch?

    "新時期"

  • Please hack your way into the game, notch.

    "Bros (2010-2016)"

  • -"New Era"

    "Squadfam. (2016-2018)"

  • -"Bros (2010-2016)"

    "Nine year olds (2018-2019 Pewds v.s. T-series時期)

  • -"Squadfam. (2016-2018)"

    Gamers *笑* (2019-至今)

  • -"Nine year olds (2018-2019, during the apocalypse of t-series and pewdiepie)

    *吸*

  • -Gamers *laughs* (2019-present)

    "Gaming week, *笑* gaming month"

  • aaaaaaaaaaah

    天殺的蒼蠅，滾開! 是gaming week!

  • -"Gaming week, *laughs* gaming month"

    "尋找Jörgen"

  • -Goddamn fly, freak off! Its gaming week!

    這不可能

  • -"Finding Jörgen."

    "Gaming week 2.0"

  • It's just impossible.

    因為....

  • -"Gaming week 2.0"

    喔好...

  • -Because....

    "Well, boys, 我們做到了"

  • Oh well...

    "為灰羊在聊天室裡留言F"

  • "Well, boys, we did it."

    "你們都有小麥吃"

  • -"F's in the chat for the dark grey sheep."

    "你們都有小麥吃"

  • "You all get wheat."

    *笑* "你們都有小麥吃"

  • "You all get wheat."

    *笑*

  • *laughs* "You all get wheat"

    好吧, 你們告訴我我必須餵他因為他隨時都會消失

  • *laughs*

    所以我將會餵他讓他繼續活著

  • -Well, you guys told me I need to feed him because otherwise he might despawn.

    這叫作瑞典式折磨

  • -So I am gonna feed him just enough to keep him alive.

    "我們來讓Pediepie用命名牌將羊命名為'Jeb_'這樣他就能看到一個真的遊戲彩蛋 並彌補騙他在地域睡覺對他所造成的傷害"

  • -It's called Swedish torture (Schwedentrunk).

    我不會再聽從任何建議了

  • -"Let's make Pediepie name the sheep 'Jeb_' with a name tag so he can see a real easter egg to make up for making him sleep in the nether."

    我不是傻子

  • I'm not listening to anything.

    不 是 傻 子

  • I'm not a fool.

    去你的蒼蠅!

  • Not a fool.

    "如果Sven死了，這個遊戲實況就結束了"

  • Fly freak!

    我不敢讓Sven

  • -"If Sven dies, this playthrough is over."

    跟著我一起去冒險，不過未來有可能

  • -I've legit

    "我完完全全對Minecraft上癮了，Everyone liked that (近日很流行的meme)

  • have not dared to put Sven out on any adventures, but maybe in an upcoming adventure.

    我真的以為人們會喜歡Minecraft是因為一些meme像是 "哈哈，這真好笑，我們喜歡這個曾經被認為只有尖叫小孩會玩的遊戲"

  • -"I'm legit addicted to Minecraft, everyone like that."

    我猜那基本上就是我吧

  • -I really thought people just like Minecraft for the meme like "Haha, it's so funny. We like this game that used to be kind of associated with just screaming children."

    但它真真正正地的確是款好玩的遊戲

  • I guess that's basically me anyway.

    我必須說

  • But it is a legitimately fun game.

    "沒有人生來就很酷"

  • I gotta say.

    "...當然除了那隻從殭屍群中拯救了Pewdiepie的苦力怕"

  • -"Nobody's born cool..."

    我很喜歡這些memers去注意到 像是影片的其中一小部分

  • -"...except of course that creeper that creeper that *laughs* saved pewdiepie from the zombies."

    不過這很epic

  • I love how specific these memers aren't getting like that one part of the video.

    拜託，大家都一直說那些生成的殭屍超級稀有

  • It was epic though.

    這不只發生一次了，而我當時根本沒在錄影

  • Come on, everyone keep saying that it was super rare that those zombies spawn.

    人們以為我一定是駭進了遊戲，他們就像，"他是不是有作弊?"

  • It happened one more time, and I wasn't even recording.

    我就覺得，"你們真的覺得我會知道如何作弊嗎?"

  • People thought I legit hacked the game they're like, "Is he using codes?"

    "大家都在這個版上給Pewdiepie提示和技巧"

  • I'm like, "you think I know how to do that?"

    "我*笑*用這些技巧來玩遊戲"

  • -"Everyone on this subreddit giving Pewdiepie (Felix) tips/trics tips for the survival game."

    這就是了

  • "Me *laughs using these tricks on my survival game."

    這就只是玩家幫助玩家，這就是gaming week

  • There you go.

    我們都會幫助彼此

  • It's just gamers helping gamers. It's gaming week.

    我們都會彼此拉一把

  • We all support each other.

    我們都很確定我們是拍檔

  • We all lift each other up.

    這是最棒的社群

  • We all make sure we work together.

    沒有任何人會比一個玩ㄐㄧㄚ －

  • It's the most finest community.

    天 殺 的 蒼 蠅 !!!

  • There is no one is nicer than a gam-

    "請求將Jörgen加入Tuber Simulator"

  • -"Petition to add Jörgen to Tuber Simulator".

    這......!

  • -This.....!

    讓我現在打給outer minds (Tuber Simulator的遊戲工作室)

  • Let me call outer minds right now.

    "沒有人"

  • -"Nobody:"

    "Pewdiepie : Jörgen待在這"

  • "Pewdiepie: Jörgen stay here."

    "*笑* Jörgen :"

  • -"*laughs* Jörgen:"

    然後這是Jörgen的正確拼法，非常好

  • And it's the correct spelling of Jörgen, very good.

    "我看起來像一個需要紙的人嗎?"

  • "Do I look like someone who needs papers?"

    "*笑* 同時Felix :"

  • "*laughs* Also Felix:*

    我發誓我是最笨的人

  • I swear I'm the dumbest person.

    "Pewds, 我已將Jörgen挾持走了，我會放走他如果把Minecraft變成星期系列"

  • "Pewds, I have taken Jörgen hostage, I will release him if you make minecraft a weekly series."

    Jörgen死了，對吧?

  • Jörgen is dead. Alright?

    那是隻假的Jörgen

  • That's a fake Jörgen.

    你的威脅對我一點意義都沒有

  • Your threats means nothing to me.

    "這是官方所說的所以右邊的才是對的"

  • "It's official so it's the right one. :/"

    歐洲人就像 : Jurgen, Jørgen, Jörgen, Jørgen....

  • European people be like: Jurgen, Jørgen, Jörgen, Jørgen....

    英國/美國人就像 : *笑* Joergen

  • British/American people be like: *laughs* Joergen.

    這就對了，是的......*笑*

  • There you go. It is..... *laughs*

    "當Felix每次經過水羊"

  • "Felix every time he passes water sheep."

    "水羊"

  • "Water sheep."

    這很悲傷QQ

  • This is so sad. (i know right?)

    *任何小小的壞事發生 天殺的，我討厭水羊，真愚蠢，真是張愚笨的臉

  • Anything minor bad things happen God Damn. I hate water sheep. So stupid. This is a stupid face

    你相信這群小子嗎? 是，他帶走了你的什麼? Jörgen

  • Do you trust the boys? Yes, what did it cost Jörgen.

    這真的很傷心當你發現Jörgen本來能活下來 如果我當初沒在地域睡覺，這本來是不會發生的

  • It really hurts when you realize that Jörgen would have lived if I didn't sleep in the nether. This would never have happened

    *整Felix Jörgen死了 九歲軍團*

  • trolling Felix Jörgen dying 9 year old army

    我希望你們都能為自己的所作所為感到自豪 也希望這是值得的，我失去了一個朋友他媽的

  • I hope you're all very proud of yourself for what you did and I hope it was worth it. I lost a friend god dammit

    我為我的房子做了一些改造

  • I made some improvements to the house

    他做了這張新地毯 我們應該告訴他你可以做出地毯嗎? 什 麼!?

  • He got this new carpet. Should we tell him you can craft carpet. what!?

    讓Felix知道他可以將旗幟裝在盾上 什 麼!? 這超讚的! 我想要這個

  • Let Felix know he can add banners to Shields. What!? That is awesome! I want that. Okay, Pewdiepie

    Ok pewdiepie 我會讓你賣

  • I'll let you sell

    LWIAY周邊，如果你讓我在你的頻道主持一集LWIAY的話，這很公平的

  • LWIAY merch, but only if you let me host an episode of LWIAY on your channel s'only fair

    Well,他說這是公平的，所以我對此沒有任何意見 你有什麼貨要給我?

  • Well, he did say it's only fair. So I have no argument against it. What do you get for me?

    Minecraft系列影片。 －我要全部。 我們做到穿越時空了! －但是我們來到了哪一年? 我去問問那邊的那個人

  • The Minecraft series. I'll take all of it. we did it. We time-traveled but - what year let me ask that guy over there

    Pewdiepie是誰? 一個Minecraft youtuber!

  • Who is Pewdiepie? A Minecraft youtuber!

    不XD

  • No

    不，不，這仍然很諷刺，而我們仍然很諷刺地享受它 好吧，時代不同了

  • No, no, it's still ironic. We're still ironically enjoying it. Okay, it's different

    時代不同了 因為一隻狗而展開屠殺 因為一隻馬而展開屠殺

  • It's different, goes on murder spree because of his dog goes on murder spree because his horse. Just imagine if Sven dies.

    這將會不堪入眼，整個宇宙將會燒起來 整了Pewdiepie之後的大家 Minecraft 小技巧 我用我的眼淚做了這個

  • It's not gonna be pretty the whole universe will burn, everyone after trolling pewds minecraft tips: I made this one with my tears

    注意到了這隻羊在上一集 喔天啊，他怎麼逃出來的? 我會找到他的

  • Notice this sheep in the latest episode. Oh my god. How did he escape? I will find him

    2017: Fortnite用人數打敗了PUBG 2018: Apex在人數上敗給了Fortnite

  • 2017: Fortnite beats PUBG in popularity. 2018: Apex fails to beat fortnite in popularity

    2019: 好吧，我會自己來 它正在改變一切，孩子們

  • 2019 fine. I'll do it my self. It's happening boys

    我們正在讓它重現光輝 Pewds在第一集中的戰鬥技術 :

  • we're bringing it back. Pewds' fighting skills in Minecraft part 1

    Pewds在第八集中的戰鬥技術 : 老兄那場突襲真的超屌的，說真的

  • Pewds' fighting skills in Minecraft part 8, dude that raid was freaking lit though, seriously

    是的Felix

  • Yes Felix

    冰山是由冰組成的 這是什麼? 是冰山 什麼，它竟然是由冰所組成的 Well,我是這麼認為的

  • Icebergs are in fact made of ice. What is this? It's icebergs what it's made out of ice. Well, I thought maybe

    它像是一座雪山 我要怎麼知道除非我去看看? 我必須去瞧瞧

  • It was like a snow berg. How do I know until I check it? I have to check it

    這是你可能不會理解的一件很瑞典的事 Ok不要浪費我的時間 Jörgen就像是我的父親一樣

  • This is a Swedish thing you would- you wouldn't possibly understand. Ok. Don't waste my time. Jörgen was like a father to me

    我愛它如同我愛我兒子 真是句美麗的句子 我們能欣賞一下當Felix找到Minecraft這個遊戲嗎?

  • I loved him as a son. What a beautiful quote. Can we appreciate how happy is Felix when he discovered minecraft?

    不，我只是正在諷刺地享受這遊戲， 這並不是真的 當Pewdiepie隻身一人迎接了四波突襲

  • No, I'm just ironically enjoying it. It's it's not it's not a real thing. Pewdiepie holding out for waves of raids all by himself

    *笑* 九歲軍團

  • *laughs* 9 year olds

    老兄，其實是八波，因為我同時觸發了兩次，它一直來

  • Dude, it was eight because I triggered two of them at the same time. It kept coming

    我必須打完另一場，但我當時懶得錄了

  • I had to fight another one off camera, but I was so tired of filming

    整個板當Felix拼出Joergen 我不懂，你們大家都曾因為拼法而鬧不合嗎?

  • The entire subreddit when felix spelled it Joergen. I don't get it. Have you guys been fighting over the spelling or something?

    這很明顯是Jörgen (到底是哪個XD)

  • It's obviously it's Jörgen (Which one Felix?!)

    並不...並不需要吵架

  • There's no there's no fighting

    當Pewdiepie沒有他*任何理由地從你那買了兩桶熱帶魚

  • when Pewdiepie buys two buckets of

    天殺的 且對魚根本沒做任何事

  • Tropical fish god damn it from you for no f-ing reason doesn't do anything with the fish

    但你仍然還是得到了五顆綠寶石－－Stonks *當你從沒用的交易種賺到暴利* Well,他在我的房子裡，沒事的，他什麼地方都去不了

  • But you still get those five emerald. Stonks. Well, he's trapped in my house. So it's fine. He won't go anywhere

    喔對，這就是其中一個我有聽從的小技巧，非常謝謝你

  • Oh, yeah, this is one I followed. Thank you very much Elg- Nevermind (Awh pewds why won't you say it??)

    Elg－算了 (wth) Pewds會把普通鑽石鎧而不是馬鎧給Jörgen穿

  • I'll never mind pewds will try to put normal diamond armor on Jörgen instead of horse armor

    不，我沒有，我並沒有你說錯了，你 說 錯 了! 你被玩了現在你必須給我按讚和買我的周邊

  • No, I didn't no I didn't you're wrong. You're wrong. You got played you have to smash like and buy the merch now

    Mmm...做Stanky leg 快做 Stanky leg 整到他了 我能做出Stanky leg因為我是個gamer

  • Mmm doing the stanky leg doing the stanky leg got him. I can do the stanky legs because I'm a gamer

    即便我沒有腳，只要你是個gamer就沒關係 終界龍 : 存在

  • Even if I don't have legs as long as you're a gamer, it doesn't matter. Ender dragon exists

    Felix : 我能把它裝進桶子嗎? Well,有任何人試過了嗎? 這就是Minecraft

  • Felix can I put him in the bucket? Well, has anyone tried it? That's the thing about Minecraft

    在你還沒嘗試之前你永遠不會知道 你能將安得裝進桶子嗎? 我不知道

  • You don't know until you try can you put the Enderman in the bucket? I don't know

    或許吧 這是韁繩的配方，你能將它用於固定馬兒

  • Maybe this is the recipe for a lead. You can click to attach it to your horse

    好，我有一堆韁繩，但我不知道如何做它

  • And then okay, so I got a bunch of leads, but I don't how to make it,

    所以我需要史萊姆球，而史萊姆球能在沼澤地區獲得

  • So I need slime and the slime is found in lily pads. Oh

    好，我會去找史萊姆，這是隻史萊姆，當你殺了大隻史萊姆，小史萊姆就會出現。好的，我會去殺史萊姆

  • Okay, I look for slime. This is a slime when you kill a big one smaller one. Okay. I'll kill slime.

    我甚至會幹爆它(?) 它們滑滑的，我超喜歡它們的

  • I'll even frick a slime. They're slimy. I'm down for it

    抱歉，Marzia 要求讚數來讓Minecraft系列繼續拍下去，好吧，一千萬讚

  • Sorry, Marzia, ask for any like goal to continue the Minecraft series. Alright ten million likes

    我們能做到的gamers! Sven，Jörgen水羊，駱馬人和船牛

  • Let's get it gamers Sven, water sheep Jörgen, Llama guys, and boat cow

    gaming week

  • gaming week

    請求Mojang加入新物品，裝在桶裡的終界龍 這是秘密結局 *笑*

  • Petition for Mojang to add a new item Ender dragon in bucket secret ending

    大家都在警告我關於紅石磚，我以為他們會看起來很酷，他們就像在發光，這真的很酷

  • Everyone's warning me about this. I thought they'd look cool. They're like glowing and it's cool. It's cool

    我不覺得他知道在夜晚時，他可以去睡覺而不用連續玩一整個星期

  • I don't think he knows that during nighttime. He's allowed to sleep and not play Minecraft a week in a row

    第一集的Felix v.s. 第七集的Felix *笑*

  • Felix first episode

    我早就在早上就錄好了，我想要沉浸於遊戲之中，拜託gamers

  • Recorded early in the morning. I wanted to get into the gaming. Come on gamers

    只有gamers才會理解 做Stanky leg

  • The only gamers will understand doing the stanky leg

    Felix當你在突襲之中拯救了村莊後，你能得到成就: "村莊英雄"

  • You understand you like Felix after you save the village from the raid. You got the hero village

    你可以回去村莊並與村民們交易因為現在你有折扣了

  • Make sure you go back to the village with the stuff and trade with them because now you have discount

    什麼!? 為什麼都沒有人告訴我!? 期限已經過了，我必須再重新打一次

  • What!? why did nobody tell me!? what that means it already expired. I have to do that again

    我才不要再打一次 當Pewdiepie登入Minecraft

  • I'm not doing it again when PewDiePie logs into Minecraft

    經過10年沒有登入過一次後 : 那是美國隊長嗎?靠杯阿，他有對大ㄋㄟㄋㄟ啊，老兄

  • After not being on it for ten years as Is that captain america? god damn. He's got huge tits, dude (N-no Homo right? Right?)

    當你看到Felix真的試了在地域睡覺之後發現他真的對此感到興趣和好奇

  • Jesus, seeing Felix actually try to sleep in the nether then realizing that he was genuinely interested and curious about it

    而他只是試著去玩並享受遊玩的樂趣 但我們卻一直求他繼續玩並背叛了他

  • And that he was just trying to have fun playing the game. We've begging him to play and we betrayed his trust

    讓他失去了他大部分的戰利品更讓他因此感到挫折和沮喪

  • Making him lose most of his inventory make him at least a little sad deep down inside that because of that

    他可能再也提不起勁去玩Minecraft了

  • he might not be as excited about minecraft

    聽著我一開始以為它不會爆炸，而是跑出張鬼臉或什麼會跑到我臉前的

  • Listen I didn't think it would explode I thought maybe like a Ghast or something would appear in my face and there would be a

    彈跳驚嚇而的確它是個彈跳驚嚇，我當時不不知道

  • Jump-scare and sure it was a jump-scare alright. I didn't think

    我會馬上死掉，耶穌基督啊

  • I would just die instantly, Jesus Christ

    這個Reddit版已經變成了一個Minecraft教學版了，不過我覺得沒關係，Stanky leg , Stanky leg

  • This subreddit has turned into a minecraft tutorial and I'm okay with it stanky leg. Stanky leg

    *Felix : 你們能發現，我需要更大的倉儲空間*

  • As you guys can tell I needed bigger storage

    *同時Felix : * 聽著，我必須知道它們在哪而它們非常重要。好吧只有gamers才能理解

  • Also Felix, listen I need to know where they are they're very important. Okay only gamers will understand

    Stanky leg Jörgen就像是我的父親一樣，我愛他就像愛我兒子一樣 說話能力 100 (pewds說成ten)

  • Stanky leg Jörgen was like a father to me. I loved him like my son speech ten. Thank you (You mean speach 100 right?)

    我很高興你們欣賞我的說話功力 三個月前的Pwediepie? 我無法理解…

  • I'm glad you guys appreciated the wonderful speech. Pewdiepie three months ago? I cannot relate I

    我沒戴眼鏡，我不喜歡戴眼鏡因為這樣會看起來很像我爸比(?)雖然他長得很好看

  • Don't have my glasses. I don't like wearing them cuz I look like my papi even though my papi is very good-looking

    我無法理解因為我從來都沒被觀眾騙過，我只是太聰明了他們做不到的。 Pewdiepie...

  • I cannot relate to cuz I never been trolled by the viewers. I'm just too smart for that PewDiePie

    好，你們就一直講一直講吧之後再看看會發生什麼，好嗎?

  • Alright, do you want to keep rubbing it in keep rubbing it in and see what happens? Okay?

    又是這個了

  • There it is again

    我、我絕對要做出這個 *笑*當你滑到很下面，你看到了真的投稿

  • I am the I'm definitely done doing doing this unless I haven't already done it When you scroll so far down you see actual

    Marzia進房間問事情

  • submissions

    他喵的滾出我的房間我在玩Minecraft欸! 我現在理解了，我理解他的痛，他的苦，或許他的馬死了

  • Marzia enters the room to ask something

    誰知道他可能正在類似的苦境中而別人就這樣走了進來?當然了，你必須滾

  • Get the frick out of my room i'm playing Minecraft! I get it now I get his pain I get his suffering maybe his horse died

    他喵的滾出我的房間! Jörgen剛剛死了!

  • Who knows he might have been in a moment like that and someone comes in? Of course, you're gonna go

    Felix請餵牠和讓牠喝水，Oh，來了，不然牠有可能會消失

  • Freak out of my room. Jörgen just died

    好的，我是不會去把牠取名為Jeb的

  • Felix also feed water sheep some wheat. Oh, here we go, or he might despawn

    但我會把牠養活因為有人還是得為我的Minecraft傷痛負起責任的

  • Alright, I'm not naming him Jeb

    沒有人 : 整部Minecraft影片中的Felix :

  • But I will feed him just enough to keep him alive because someone needs to be responsible for my minecraft

    不! 不! 停! 瑞典工程師發明了第一個能遙控的炸藥

  • suffering nobody Felix for an entire Minecraft Year petition for Pewdiepie

    Oh

  • No, no, stop swedish engineer creates the first remote detonated bomb

    這真美

  • Oh

    我們正在創造Minecraft歷史，gamers 在第一集裡Pewds遇到了一隻小小馬，在第三集裡

  • That's beautiful

    牠已變成了Jörgen

  • We're making history in Minecraft gamers and episode 1 of Minecraft Pewds meets a tiny Horse in the field by Episode three

    這讓我感到傷心

  • It has grown and become Jörgen. Thanks for sorting by new.

    酒精，冰毒，海洛因

  • This makes me sad

    MiNeCrAfT

  • Alcohol, Meth, Heroin

    Minecraft *笑* 我看起來有這麼糟嗎?

  • MiNeCrAfT

    該死，好吧 為甚麼大家都這麼熱愛Minecraft?一個月之後 : 我已經完完全全的對這遊戲感到上癮了

  • Minecraft' do I look that bad?

    Mr. Beast : 我只是想讓你知道我也很喜歡Minecraft實況，拜託不要停止這系列

  • Damn, alright, why is everyone obsessed with minecraft one month later? I am legit addicted to this game

    F for Joergen

  • Mr. Beast. I just want to let you know I'm loving the minecraft. Letsplay never stop Thank You. Mr. Beast. This lets play has been blessed by mr beast

    我的天

  • F for Joergen

    Ohh Joergen

  • Oh my god!

    Pewds找到了一堆我花了很久才找到的東西 : 出生點旁的村莊，洞穴礦坑

  • Ohh Joergen

    鑽石，水下遺跡

  • Pewds finds stuff which takes me ages to find, village at spawn, mineshaft,

    神殿，遊牧商人，天啊你讓我感到忌妒 對啊，我又不知道? 我要怎麼知道?

  • diamonds, ruins,

    我不知道啊，它就像，一直都在發生

  • temple, wandering traders Holy shit you're making me freakin jealous. Yeah, I don't know. How do I know?

    我們不應該違背Felix的信任 他們就只是笑話，本來就應該是好笑的

  • I don't know. It seems like yeah, it happens all the time

    Jörgen因為我們而死了! 我們怎麼會知道他會死在牆裡!? 他永遠都不會回來了!

  • We shouldn't have abused Felix's trust. They were just jokes. It was supposed to be funny

    是啊永遠都不會回來了，當然了還有Jörgen II ，當然了還會有Jörgen III，但只有他是永遠的，Jörgen I

  • Jörgen is dead because of us. How were we supposed to know? He'd die in a wall? He's never coming back

    請確保你有照顧好Sven，Pewds 當牠的尾巴越低，牠的生命值就越低。好，很高興能知道這個

  • Never coming back sure there's Jörgen II sure There can be Jörgen III, But their's only one. Jörgen I.

    我一直很想知道這個，謝了gamers "用日語嘶鳴(?)" "Felix ,

  • Make sure you take care of Sven Pewds the lower his tail. The lower is health is okay. That's good to know

    你還不能放棄" "選擇你的角色 : Jörgen, Watersheep, Sven, sea turtle boat cows ,

  • I always wondered thanks gamers, "*neighing in Japanese* Felix

    Llama guy" 非常epic

  • You can't give up now." "Choose your fighter Jörgen, Watersheep, Sven, sea turtle boat cows

    Minecraft物品在Felix的現實中 : 西瓜=仙人掌，紅石磚=地毯，地域史萊姆=青蛙

  • Llama guy" very epic

    那隻被困在

  • Minecraft IRL according to Felix cactus equals characters carpet equals carpet toad equals toad. Alright, that's cool

    *笑*水流中整整三集的羊，Jörgen(旁邊)

  • The Sheep that's been trapped in

    Jörgen和Sven應該要被加進Tuber simulator，這正是gamer想要的。重要提示給Felix :

  • *laughs* in the water current in Felix's farm for three episodes, Jörgen.

    他讓他的西瓜和南瓜排成這樣，它們並不會這樣長，它們需要一個 oh

  • Jörgen and Sven should be added into Tuber simulator this is gamer facts. Important tip for Felix, right now

    Ok，我將整修我的農場，這很酷。謝了gamers，所以它需要一個空格在它們前面

  • he has his melons and pumpkins arranged like this. They wont grow like this. They need a oh

    知道了gamers 每天都看Felix玩30分鐘的Minecraft，

  • Ok, yeah, I'm gonna change my farm that's cool. Thanks gamers. So it needs an empty block in front of it

    發現其實有好幾個小時Felix玩Minecraft

  • got it gamers. Getting around 30 minutes of Felix playing Minecraft every other day,

    我們卻無法看到的片段。Well, 其實有很多很無聊的片段和一些我一直不斷建造的片段

  • realizing there's hours of Felix playing Minecraft

    好嗎? 你們不需要全部都看到

  • We don't get to see, well there is a lot of dead end bad moments where I'm literally just building and focused on building

    你們都說我很熱愛玩它 ? 好吧

  • Ok, you don't need to see everything?

    Pewdiepie抓到了一隻海豚 "喔對，我抓到了一隻海豚我記得它還在這?"

  • You're saying I'm obsessed? Ok.

    它在這! 我的天!

  • Pewdiepie caught a dolphin. "Oh, yeah. I caught a dolphin I remember is it still here?"

    Minecraft裡面有鹿嗎? 我是說海豚 (wtf) 畫了一些作品因為Minecraft系列實在太棒了。謝謝你，很酷

  • There it is. Oh my god

    非常epic非常酷而且非常好 Felix一直忙於玩Minecraft而且會可能無法常常做LWIAY了

  • Are there deers in Minecraft, I mean Dolphins. Drew some fanart because the Minecraft series is amazing. Thank you. Very cool

    所以技術上而言我們可以把整個Reddit版變成我們所想要的任何樣子

  • Very epic very cool and very nice Felix is too busy playing Minecraft and probably won't make a LWIAY for some time

    喔你還不說這是個Minecraft版嗎?? 這個meme花了我整個gaming week來製作

  • So technically we could turn this sub reddit into whatever we want

    我要做張床這樣你就不能跟我一起睡了(?)

  • Oh, you don't say it is a Minecraft subreddit This meme took me the whole gaming week

    Marzia liked that *笑*

  • I'm gonna make a bed so you can sleep with me

    或許Minecraft就是Felix的主宇宙，而這就是為什麼－HEYYYY!

  • marzia, liked that

    停下! 把話收回去 不要再有更多開我影片畫質的玩笑了，現在的畫質很讚

  • Maybe minecraft is actually Felix's home universe. And that's why- HEY!

    基本上現在Pewds的房子

  • Stop take that back. No more quality jokes quality's amazing now

    IKEA

  • Basically pewds house right now

    不，我的房子很美 Sven : 你們最好想個方法來保護我否則Minecraft就會消失

  • IKEA

    它看起來就像Sven! Boat cow或許救了Sven的生命，因為如果Sven前往參加突襲

  • No, my house is beautiful. You guys better figure out a way to protect me or else minecraft is gone

    他大概會－ 喔我的天，這好悲傷

  • It looks like Sven! Boat cow probably saved Sven's life because if Sven went and fought in the raid

    不

  • He probably would have- oh my god, this is sad

    "Pewds才遇到我一下子我就成了他最愛的寵物" "最愛的?"

  • No

    "我已...我已經和Pewds在一起比你還久" "新人"， "你說什麼，Punk?"

  • "Pewds, just met me and I'm already his favorite pet." "Favorite?

    "新 人" "Reddit : Felix應該要睡在地域 Felix : 睡在地域並被炸死了還失去了它一半的戰利品 Reddit : 我已造成了一個嚴重的...*笑*"

  • I've been I have been with Pewds for way longer than you." "Amateurs." "What was that Punk?"

    Yeah, 我希望你們能感到很糟 你應該開個慈善直播並

  • "Amateurs." *Felix should sleep in the nether* "sleeps in nether dies and loses half of his items.* "Reddit: I have made a severe- *laughs*

    做些好事，做些善事來彌補你所造成的傷害?

  • Yeah, I hope you feel bad. You should do a livestream charity and

    鐵巨人 : *存在* Pewdiepie : 哈囉石巨人 *笑*

  • do something good, do something virtuous to make up for your damaging deeds?

    *對你而言我是石頭嗎?* 石頭跟鋼鐵之間有什麼不同，我不懂

  • *Iron golem exists.* Hello stone man *laughs*

    "你會如何做如果有個小孩"

  • *Am I a stone to you?* What is the difference *gibberish* iron and I don't get it.

    "在你面前?"

  • "What would you do if there was a child

    Well, 人們說那隻黃金小殭屍就是那個毀了五年玩家的Minecraft偉業的兇手

  • right in front of you?"

    喔來了個有關突襲事件的警告 太棒了，謝謝你們，這真的很有用 *笑*

  • Well, people said that the golden baby zombie is what killed the guy that did five years of Minecraft hardcore. Oh great

    九歲軍團看著沒有腳的Pewds做Stanky leg 做Stanky leg

  • here's the warning about the raids. Awesome. Thanks guys. That's really helpful (/s)

    直到你有了G-Fuel

  • 9 year olds watching kids do the stanky legs without legs. Doing the stanky leg.

    你就可以隨心所欲的做Stanky leg，不管你是誰，我們都不會歧視。你們總是裝地好像你們比我還要棒一樣

  • As long as you have G-Fuel

    你這塊垃圾，水羊 廣告危機(Adpocalypse)消失了 *Everyone liked that.* 耶

  • you can stanky leg you want, no matter who you are we don't discriminate. *You guys always act like you're better than me.*

    我不知道發生了什麼，Minecraft很棒

  • You're a piece of crap water sheep. Adpocalypse is gone *Everyone like that.* Yeah

    Minecraft是救世主，救贖的開始 好的，這就是本周的LWIAY了

  • I don't know what's happening minecraft is amazing

    感謝觀看 快去看看非常epic的限時周邊，並感謝所有的memes和美好時光

  • Minecraft is the savior, the beginning of the redemption. All right, that's it for this week's gaming week LWIAY

    這段時間真的很好玩，我感到非常非常的歡樂，下個gaming week見了gamers! Bye gamers!

  • Thank you guys for watching. Check out epic merch limited time only and thanks for all the memes and good times

    ( Bye Pewds ?)

  • It's been really fun. I've been really funny fun fun and I see you gamers next gaming week bye gamers!

    什麼?!你從沒玩過Tuber Simulator?!

  • ( Bye Pewds ?)

    Pshhhh (尷尬)

  • What!? you never played Tuber simulator?

    你知道，它很好玩對吧? 我本來是不應該給予你任何意見的

  • PvshHHHHhh ( you should )

    但去試試看吧!

  • You know, it's fun, RIGHT? I'm not supposed to give my opinion,

    然後你就能告訴我它是不是很棒了。還不夠有說服力嗎? Ok

  • but give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not. Not convinced yet? Ok

    我會給你個折扣，這個遊戲是免費的，而這真是個好價格!

  • I'll cut you a deal, the game is available for FREE and that's a great price!

  • dododo do do do dudodooooooo

  • BYE DUDES - STEVE OUT

What's up fellow MINECRAFTERZ!

嘿Minecraft的朋友們!

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