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I'm really excited to help you guys.

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Okay, So let's go back on the website and see what kind of things I could waste my money on.

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I'm all the V neck from H and M compared with blanket.

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He's opening up a coconut.

Fine.

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So I could have him.

I'll put up a coconut.

It'll say anything I want.

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Once again, if you don't know how this works, I have to order all these And then in 24 hours, I'm going to get the results.

It's kind of like an STD test.

All right, let's do something a little bit different, huh?

Yes.

This guy will make a product for us.

I I want to make a perfume called Liquid Shane.

But I wanted to look real like I want to send to Macy's and have to be like, bitch.

No, thank you.

But I want them to think it's really okay.

So I'm gonna do liquid change, so we'll find out for hours.

I will jump, sing, pour food and created testimonial for you.

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What?

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I love that.

That me online versus me in real life.

Oh, how much is this?

Is only $5 girl.

I'll give you 10.

I want her to poor talk.

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And I want her to dedicated to me ordering, giving her a tip five stars.

All right, we'll see you in 24 hours.

Oh, this is interesting.

This girl does Children's book illustrations.

Yes, please.

I know what he looks like, Geo.

Okay, I tell her I want my illustration to be me being eaten alive by my cat who hates me.

Bedtime story.

Alright.

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You know what?

Okay, I'm gonna order another song from my favorite girl, Antonia.

So if you guys remember last time I did five video, she did a song all about me and fucking everything.

Well, Ryland obsessed with that.

He's been singing it like, literally since he saw the video.

So I think we should have her make a song for me and that I could surprise him with it.

It was like my day gonna be great.

Okay, So I'm gonna let her do whatever she wants.

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What?

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Cut me open and fuck my bloody I loathe Scream Guy is gonna call me and make a video about me.

The only way this could get better is if he puts on a Gale Weathers wake and punches me in the face.

All right.

So I'm gonna have the screen guy think of it for me.

This is what I like to call a childhood dream coming true.

Make a wish is quick.

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What?

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Yes.

Are you telling me I could get those kids to say whatever right?

What?

Call them.

I'm calling the cops.

I'm just letting them know that I have become a recipe and 20 foot high police station.

Yes, I'm incriminating myself.

This could be incredible.

I'm gonna set the script.

I'm not gonna tell you what for?

Yes, Rapper man.

Yes.

I will give you more than $5.

I will give you $20.

Okay.

I'm gonna have him write a rap about me and whatever the fuck he wants to say, you can say and I'm ready.

Oh, my God.

This girl can turn me into a Simpson.

I want to do this, but I'm also nervous.

She's gonna be like, Well, he already look by Krusty.

But maybe you'll do it.

A family portrait.

Be Ryland.

You know A Cheeto?

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All right.

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Uh, you know what?

I'm gonna take this one.

Seriously.

I want to do a commercial for my book.

A lot of you guys might not know this.

I've written two books.

I wrote that myself, and I love them and I don't really promote much.

But like if he could make me a sick ass commercial for, like, my book, it gets worse.

I would fucking kill it, and I fucking use it.

So yes, ordering this one 24 hours.

This person makes book covers.

Speaking of books.

Oh, yes.

Okay.

What if we have that make a book cover for my book that doesn't exist?

Called Uncle Bob Looked very serious.

Like twilight and 100 names, like move out of the way because I'll go home is here.

We'll see that part.

All right, you guys.

I will see you in 24 hours.

I'm so excited.

It's like Santa's coming, except Santa took my money.

All right.

See you 25 hours back.

It's been longer than 24 hours.

Some people need more time.

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I just wanted to open my gifts.

Okay.

What do we start with?

I wanna start with coconut.

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She is.

Oh, there's the coconut we got.

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What's this?

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My Twitter headline bits back.

That's the new mayor.

Thank you, sir.

I love this one.

All right, what's next?

Do the voice over, Lady.

Thank you for watching Shane Dawson.

I hope his sad life makes you feel a lot better about yours.

Don't forget to subscribe to Dan and film.

They're so much better on way.

Cuter.

Have a great day.

Yes, that's the new ending.

It all my video.

I want to see my book cover.

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Also I love I clearly have not showered on greasy.

You could see pain in my eyes.

This is Oh, my God, That's actually really good, Dave.

You!

That's a bestseller.

Why were your boat?

Let's look at my perfume.

Mine.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Wait!

Liquid chain Johnson smells like actual trash.

That's so good.

Look at the picture of me like I know.

Fuck!

Wow.

Donald's legit is fun.

We zoom into the wall that literally looks like a real bottle perfume.

And if I have a dream, it really would smell like trash.

You should come up with a perfume line like I know, like pop sockets or the thing, but with liquid s Let's go to the girl report.

Talk about over.

She's wearing green for me.

This is Oh, my God is laid out on the ground.

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I don't know if I could What does this mean?

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00 really?

getting in there.

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Just a sensible eating outfit.

Business casual.

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I'm going to give her more money.

I'm giving a robber dollars.

She deserves it.

Yelled Shame.

What are your board?

Well, it is a West Coast feed from Jenny Craig.

You too.

But you still have a Level five top fire every day to subscribe.

You could sing.

Can you rap like this?

What's the deal with jumps?

About having this way?

I don't want to know.

So let's not go there now.

Wonder rendered shape.

I don't know why, but I'll give a shout out to your mom.

Hopes she liked the Bangladeshis with Brent's.

Always make me laugh.

So we're gonna wear some depends like my like grandma.

I thought you were the dude from Dawson's Creek.

You're to do for the company.

Can't miss your hopeless, wrecked it and make you yawn a doze off or even go.

Oh, my God, That was rapper man.

Incredible things were so good today.

Let's see the Simpsons drawing.

Oh, I'm dead.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

That is everything.

I I'm going to blow that up and put that in my living room.

I I wish I was.

Wow, that is crazy.

I love that so much.

Oh, my God.

Look a Cheeto!

And you know they're not fighting.

It's not accurate.

But somebody that was Maria Art Marie Art.

Thank you.

Well, what?

We're looking at drawings.

Let's look at the Children's illustration book.

Oh, eyes accurate.

Oh, my God, Look happy.

Gino is to be eating my insides scream pillow in the way.