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  • Yes.

  • Should I go all the way through?

  • What is its No so good?

  • Well cooked pig is an American face.

  • Guys.

  • Okay.

  • I'm really excited.

  • This is a big day for us.

  • Just waiting to attack.

  • Okay, so you guys know that, like, a month or two ago we posted a video showing our new office for our new business together, and the office was cute, but it was empty and kind of creepy and falling apart.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • But now, officially, the office is done.

  • It has blown up.

  • We're about to show it to you.

  • And also, we have a huge announcement slash Surprise I'm so excited about.

  • Do you think they're gonna be excited?

  • Excited?

  • We've never done it.

  • We've been talking about for waiting long.

  • We're gonna back, you know?

  • Okay.

  • You guys ready for the big review way?

  • Talking about fucking Booth?

  • Oh, I'm on fire.

  • Okay.

  • We're gonna do an official tour really soon in this video.

  • Don't worry.

  • I brought my fur coat my crown in my blowtorch.

  • But first, it's time to reveal the big surprise.

  • Okay.

  • Do you want to take them up?

  • to the surprise room.

  • The official surprise thing is something we have literally been working on for months.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Way.

  • This'll actually looks like a murder scene, but okay, I don't even know where to start.

  • Well, make it fast.

  • So this is fun.

  • This is what you can wear when your batteries feeling low of me.

  • Always.

  • Yeah.

  • And isn't available in black.

  • Oh, yes, iss a little acid.

  • Did you just call my ass little Yeah.

  • Uh, can I show my favorite?

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • Probably already seen me where Literally been wearing every day.

  • But this is our only I didn't want to put my face on a shirt because I thought that was cheesy, So I just put my whole body.

  • Oh, I love it.

  • Okay.

  • Also, this is a big deal.

  • What?

  • Okay, you guys know that I've worn this shirt almost every single day every single day for the last five years.

  • You can smell it real quick.

  • Oh, it's mostly 10 million cents.

  • So I thought it would be fun if I remade this shirt for you guys and myself, because I need to be Oh, literally.

  • Looks just like a woman.

  • It's better.

  • It's softer and it doesn't smell like they still My plan is since I have the shirt.

  • Now that I'm gonna start running every day, well, I'm actually going to destroy my everyday shirt.

  • Shame you haven't told me that yet.

  • Well, I want to destroy it because I feel like this is the past, and this is the future.

  • I honestly, I feel like this is kind of a security blanket wearing it a lot because I just hate myself.

  • But now I hate myself this much less.

  • Now that we have merged someone wearing this, what are we gonna did you bring the blowtorch?

  • Is that for, uh, what you think I'm gonna do, Just burn myself?

  • Well, all right.

  • So we're going to that later in the video.

  • There's a bunch of other shirts, But instead of just showing all of them in a boring way, I think we should do a gay slash bisexual fashion show.

  • Jane, there's a green screens behind you.

  • I can put you anywhere you wanna be.

  • What do you want to be?

  • Can I be smooth fighting bad guys?

  • Charlie's angels?

  • Literally.

  • You say I'm fighting my gayness.

  • thing is another option for the old go home shirt and it's me pulling my briefcase.

  • Have my time and play, but it going to look like a mansion.

  • It's already wore that one.

  • I want you to know that there's color options.

  • This one's in blue and it also comes in five right back to you where you wanna be.

  • Oh, don't see something.

  • You don't see something gay.

  • Don't say something.

  • Just few judgments way.

  • Didn't think about this.

  • First of all, your body's never looked better.

  • You, um But we just can't see your body because the green screen.

  • So just step over a year.

  • Yeah, Let's go to the right there.

  • Wait.

  • What?

  • I just realized short screen competition.

  • Show these guys a bomb.

  • See, Team 10 loves my merge.

  • You people have any babies in their lives.

  • They can buy one for the little babies because they're in huge sizes.

  • All the shirts are away.

  • Since we have a green screen.

  • I just realized something.

  • Benjamin In Paris, I was thinking Benjamin into a fire and the neighbors are gonna wait.

  • Stop the job.

  • But, you know, it's exciting part of the murder chain.

  • What Dan and calling.

  • What's that on your phone?

  • Shane Dan Field.

  • Gotta go.

  • But don't worry.

  • Oh, no.

  • Is that Manati Pop song?

  • It is everybody gonna wonder your conspiracy theories to Are people gonna actually think you're the crazy kid in class who thinks that Bush did it?

  • Shame.

  • You're I don't know.

  • And that's not all I'm also exploiting.

  • That's right.

  • You can get your very own Chino where I know you're wondering dogs don't do is well online.

  • Next up, Shane, what's your favorite activity of all time hanging out with my best friends?

  • No, no viewers.

  • You know, Shane, it's eating.

  • That's right.

  • Now you represent Shane Dawson on your very own bone eating two things of ice cream.

  • I literally don't remember you making that one.

  • I have not told you just uploaded into the Amazon store.

  • But you like it, right?

  • I definitely love food.

  • Go.

  • That is our official merge.

  • I'm so excited.

  • I have never really been excited about merge.

  • But I got really excited with this because this is something I'm actually gonna wear every day.

  • And you guys come here to and all the other shirts are really cool.

  • And exciting.

  • I'll put the link right here.

  • So you guys know exactly where it is, but it's all on Amazon.

  • You could get it really, really fast.

  • It's pretty cheap.

  • Really excited on the link is right at the top of description below.

  • So cook it.

  • Go chicken out.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Now that we've done that, it is time to do an official office tour way.

  • I have an idea.

  • What?

  • No, no, I'm just really excited because we have so many stairs.

  • Now.

  • Wait.

  • Oh, guys, Quick Change of plans.

  • We actually ended up filming an entire office tour as my queen character, and he was fucking insane.

  • What is this?

  • I decided I should leave that as its own video, and that'll be coming up on Monday.

  • So now enjoy the rest of this video where I destroy my grow shirt and cry about it.

  • Have fun.

  • Wait.

  • Where's your queen characters?

  • He's not doing it.

  • She goes, I want to do this myself.

  • This is actually sad.

  • You know, we should be cut to a montage of all the things in this place I running out of time.

  • I hope that I can save you some.

  • If I If I had soon pounds saved the world way.

  • I cut it off before the beat drop, but I'm okay.

  • All right, Here we go.

  • Why do we have two phones?

  • I don't know.

  • I wanted to hang while i her heart.

  • What's the part of yourself that you hate the most?

  • That he could burning?

  • It's despairing.

  • The whole thing.

  • Sure.

  • Thank you for getting me through so many things.

  • Thank you for never staining.

  • Even though I dropped so much food on you.

  • And thank you for being with me through the last five years.

  • Theo Hart.

  • I love you.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, that looks cool.

  • Should I go all the way through?

  • Wait.

  • Why does it smell so good?

  • Well, cooked pig is an American way.

  • Just gonna burn down the building.

  • It looks like I was a superhero and I got to fight the whole room.

  • Yes.

  • Wait.

  • Mmm.

  • That No, really, I'm making that Instagram.

  • Hopefully you enjoyed our official office tour merch.

  • Merch with pictures here.

  • Remind them.

  • Wow, I love these shirts in these pop sockets.

  • So hopefully guys like the merger.

  • We tried really, really hard on help but think that blow And also, if you buy them and you wear them, please take pictures and tag us and show us.

  • And we just would love to see them.

  • All right, you guys, we will make sure to keep you updated with everything regarding our business.

  • But Step one was merge, and I think we did a good job.

  • Really excited.

  • So hopefully you'll like it.

  • And what are you doing?

  • She's in her mommy and their family.

  • They love being out sweetly that, you know, You guys make sure to subscribe to the notification bell below because we make new videos.

  • Everything okay?

  • You're it's not real.

  • Don't listen to him, honey.

Yes.

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