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Should I go all the way through?
What is its No so good?
Well cooked pig is an American face.
Guys.
Okay.
I'm really excited.
This is a big day for us.
Just waiting to attack.
Okay, so you guys know that, like, a month or two ago we posted a video showing our new office for our new business together, and the office was cute, but it was empty and kind of creepy and falling apart.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
But now, officially, the office is done.
It has blown up.
We're about to show it to you.
And also, we have a huge announcement slash Surprise I'm so excited about.
Do you think they're gonna be excited?
Excited?
We've never done it.
We've been talking about for waiting long.
We're gonna back, you know?
Okay.
You guys ready for the big review way?
Talking about fucking Booth?
Oh, I'm on fire.
Okay.
We're gonna do an official tour really soon in this video.
Don't worry.
I brought my fur coat my crown in my blowtorch.
But first, it's time to reveal the big surprise.
Okay.
Do you want to take them up?
to the surprise room.
The official surprise thing is something we have literally been working on for months.
Okay, here we go.
Way.
This'll actually looks like a murder scene, but okay, I don't even know where to start.
Well, make it fast.
So this is fun.
This is what you can wear when your batteries feeling low of me.
Always.
Yeah.
And isn't available in black.
Oh, yes, iss a little acid.
Did you just call my ass little Yeah.
Uh, can I show my favorite?
Yes.
Okay.
Probably already seen me where Literally been wearing every day.
But this is our only I didn't want to put my face on a shirt because I thought that was cheesy, So I just put my whole body.
Oh, I love it.
Okay.
Also, this is a big deal.
What?
Okay, you guys know that I've worn this shirt almost every single day every single day for the last five years.
You can smell it real quick.
Oh, it's mostly 10 million cents.
So I thought it would be fun if I remade this shirt for you guys and myself, because I need to be Oh, literally.
Looks just like a woman.
It's better.
It's softer and it doesn't smell like they still My plan is since I have the shirt.
Now that I'm gonna start running every day, well, I'm actually going to destroy my everyday shirt.
Shame you haven't told me that yet.
Well, I want to destroy it because I feel like this is the past, and this is the future.
I honestly, I feel like this is kind of a security blanket wearing it a lot because I just hate myself.
But now I hate myself this much less.
Now that we have merged someone wearing this, what are we gonna did you bring the blowtorch?
Is that for, uh, what you think I'm gonna do, Just burn myself?
Well, all right.
So we're going to that later in the video.
There's a bunch of other shirts, But instead of just showing all of them in a boring way, I think we should do a gay slash bisexual fashion show.
Jane, there's a green screens behind you.
I can put you anywhere you wanna be.
What do you want to be?
Can I be smooth fighting bad guys?
Charlie's angels?
Literally.
You say I'm fighting my gayness.
thing is another option for the old go home shirt and it's me pulling my briefcase.
Have my time and play, but it going to look like a mansion.
It's already wore that one.
I want you to know that there's color options.
This one's in blue and it also comes in five right back to you where you wanna be.
Oh, don't see something.
You don't see something gay.
Don't say something.
Just few judgments way.
Didn't think about this.
First of all, your body's never looked better.
You, um But we just can't see your body because the green screen.
So just step over a year.
Yeah, Let's go to the right there.
Wait.
What?
I just realized short screen competition.
Show these guys a bomb.
See, Team 10 loves my merge.
You people have any babies in their lives.
They can buy one for the little babies because they're in huge sizes.
All the shirts are away.
Since we have a green screen.
I just realized something.
Benjamin In Paris, I was thinking Benjamin into a fire and the neighbors are gonna wait.
Stop the job.
But, you know, it's exciting part of the murder chain.
What Dan and calling.
What's that on your phone?
Shane Dan Field.
Gotta go.
But don't worry.
Oh, no.
Is that Manati Pop song?
It is everybody gonna wonder your conspiracy theories to Are people gonna actually think you're the crazy kid in class who thinks that Bush did it?
Shame.
You're I don't know.
And that's not all I'm also exploiting.
That's right.
You can get your very own Chino where I know you're wondering dogs don't do is well online.
Next up, Shane, what's your favorite activity of all time hanging out with my best friends?
No, no viewers.
You know, Shane, it's eating.
That's right.
Now you represent Shane Dawson on your very own bone eating two things of ice cream.
I literally don't remember you making that one.
I have not told you just uploaded into the Amazon store.
But you like it, right?
I definitely love food.
Go.
That is our official merge.
I'm so excited.
I have never really been excited about merge.
But I got really excited with this because this is something I'm actually gonna wear every day.
And you guys come here to and all the other shirts are really cool.
And exciting.
I'll put the link right here.
So you guys know exactly where it is, but it's all on Amazon.
You could get it really, really fast.
It's pretty cheap.
Really excited on the link is right at the top of description below.
So cook it.
Go chicken out.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now that we've done that, it is time to do an official office tour way.
I have an idea.
What?
No, no, I'm just really excited because we have so many stairs.
Now.
Wait.
Oh, guys, Quick Change of plans.
We actually ended up filming an entire office tour as my queen character, and he was fucking insane.
What is this?
I decided I should leave that as its own video, and that'll be coming up on Monday.
So now enjoy the rest of this video where I destroy my grow shirt and cry about it.
Have fun.
Wait.
Where's your queen characters?
He's not doing it.
She goes, I want to do this myself.
This is actually sad.
You know, we should be cut to a montage of all the things in this place I running out of time.
I hope that I can save you some.
If I If I had soon pounds saved the world way.
I cut it off before the beat drop, but I'm okay.
All right, Here we go.
Why do we have two phones?
I don't know.
I wanted to hang while i her heart.
What's the part of yourself that you hate the most?
That he could burning?
It's despairing.
The whole thing.
Sure.
Thank you for getting me through so many things.
Thank you for never staining.
Even though I dropped so much food on you.
And thank you for being with me through the last five years.
Theo Hart.
I love you.
Yes.
Oh, that looks cool.
Should I go all the way through?
Wait.
Why does it smell so good?
Well, cooked pig is an American way.
Just gonna burn down the building.
It looks like I was a superhero and I got to fight the whole room.
Yes.
Wait.
Mmm.
That No, really, I'm making that Instagram.
Hopefully you enjoyed our official office tour merch.
Merch with pictures here.
Remind them.
Wow, I love these shirts in these pop sockets.
So hopefully guys like the merger.
We tried really, really hard on help but think that blow And also, if you buy them and you wear them, please take pictures and tag us and show us.
And we just would love to see them.
All right, you guys, we will make sure to keep you updated with everything regarding our business.
But Step one was merge, and I think we did a good job.
Really excited.
So hopefully you'll like it.
And what are you doing?
She's in her mommy and their family.
They love being out sweetly that, you know, You guys make sure to subscribe to the notification bell below because we make new videos.
Everything okay?
You're it's not real.
Don't listen to him, honey.