I mean, theamountofinsanedrinkstheyhavetomakeallthepersonalizeddrinksthatuniformedfrappuccinos, thecomplicatedabbreviationsystemthattheywriteonthesideofthecub.
I can't tellyouhowmanytimesthere's been a whyinmynameor Z, mynameisShane, andthisissomethingthatprettymuchallofyouguysgothrough.
I mean, prettymucheverysinglepersonthat's everorderedfromStarbuckshashad a crazymisspellingInternet.
I mean, it's prettymuch a meanatthispoint, sothat's wherethetheorycomes.
WhatifStarbucksispurposelymisspellingyournamesothatyouwilltake a pictureofitandpostedonsocialmediaforfreepublicity?
I knowliterallysoundscrazy, butmakessomuchsense.
I can't tellyouhowmanymornings I wokeupandhavescrolledremainstoGraham, andsomanypeoplearefollowingourpostingpicturesoftheirStarbucksCupinthewrongname, orSnapchatsaying, Howdidtheyput a V inmyname?
Remember a longtimeago, wetalkedaboutthetheorythatBritneySpearswasactuallybeingbrainwashedbytheminorityandhermentalbreakdownthatshehadshavedherheadandstuffthatwastodistractusfromwhatwasactuallygoingon.
Now, AtthetimeBritneySpearsshavedherhead, PresidentBushwasgoingthrough a lotthathedidnotwantustofocuson.
ThisisanarticlefromTheChicagoTribune, anditsays, I don't knowwhoplantedthesedevicesinourcountry, butitwasclearly a maliciousactintendedtodistractusfrommoreimportantissues.
I knowthatonestupid, butitstillcreepsmethefuckout.
Okay, sothelastthingwe'regonnatalkaboutreallyexcitedbecausethisissomethingthatwetalkedabout a coupleweeksago.
Sothere's anINSTAGRAMaccountcalled I knowexactlywhoyouare.
Sobasicallyyou d havethem.
Andthentheysendyou a damnbacksaying a bunchofthingsaboutyourlifethatthere's nowaytheycouldknow.
Nowthisaccountgetstakendown a lot.
I mean, justinthelastmonth, I thinkInstagramisdeletedit, like, fourtimes, Butitcameback.
I directmessage, and I setupaninterview.
Okay, guys, I amherewith I knowexactlywhoyouare.
Hi.
Okay, so, uh, thisis a littlescarybecause I don't knowwhatyouknow.
I don't knowifyou'reinmycomputerrightnow.
Ifyou'reinmyphone, areyouonProtestantsofyourmom?
Okay, soyourinstagramaccountisprettycrazy.
I talkedaboutitonmyYouTubechanneland a lotofpeopleofdomesticJimmysayingthatyou'veknownsecretsabouttheirpast, aboutrelationshipsthey'vebeeninaboutchildhoodmemories.