Itdoesn't worksince I putintheshow's, thoughit's slightlybetter, I thinkwhatit's tryingtodoisthatit's alwaystryingtodifferentiatemyfacefromthebackground.
So I thinkyoudo.
Whichoneisyou?
Thewoman.
Hi, Apology.
A stupidfucker.
I foundthefirstdingdingding.
I donotrememberthisatall.
Oh, idea.
Thinkingwhitebulbs.
OhmyGod.
Thatisthefirstthing.
Theexactsamething.
Oh, idea.
Bringingwhitebulbs.
That's weird.
It's weirdtohearthedingdingdingbetheexactsame.
Buttherestofmyvoiceiscompletelydifferent.
Oh, idea.
Diggingbigwhitebulbs.
I don't knowwhy I talkedlikethat.
Oh, idea.
MeaningWhitebulbs.
Roybulbs.
Oh, JackieboyYoung, tinysmallboyPrintJackfinishes a reallygoodSiri's.
Oh, no, It's likethesadcatmeanstheset, thesandcryingcatsaresosadlooking.
I knowthat's thefuckingpoint, buteverytime I seethem, I'm like, No, whohurtyou?
What?
Seriousthat I finishedoutthatyoupostedthisMyforstrangelittlemisfortune.
A lotofgoodonesoutthere.
I mean, I gettheexactsameway.
Itwasthesame.
Lastyearwassuch a goodyearfor, like, longLet's plays, I didDetroitbecomehuman.
I didGodofwar.
I didSpiderMan.
Andeachtime I finishedthem, a littlepartofmediedinside, becausewhenyoufinishsomethingthat's reallygood, everythingelseisshitincomparison.
I thinkthefirsttime I everplayeddarksoulseverygameAfterthat I waslike, Man, what's thepointoflivinganymore?
Itwasthesamethisyearwhen I finishedResidentEviltwo.
It's somuchfunrecordingthatandjustrecentlyfinishingdeath, strandingwhenyouhavesomethinggoingeverydayandit's a nicevibeandatmosphere, and I don't know.
It's funtojustseesomethingeveryday.
Whoknowswhatthenextonewillbe?
Wemightget a reallygoodgamesoon.
I'm reallyexcitedforthelastofustotocomeoutnextyear, butwe'regonnahavetowait a goodfewmonthsstillforthat.
But I willdothatentiregamewhenit's outwhenJackmakes a book, thehistoryandsocialinfluenceoffthepotato.
I alsodon't knowifyou'rethefirstpersontopostthisoryou'rejustthepersonwhoyelleditthemostbecauseyou'retheloudest, I shouldsay, becauseeverynowandthenthesamebeamshowsupinthecelebratedandit's pastedlike 20 times.
I havenoideawho's wonhisfirst.
I couldgothroughandcheckallthetimestamps, butcomeon, I'm justtryinglookingmeanshere.
Whatisthis?
Ithas 4000 upvotes.
It's justcalledpotato T.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, I'm feelingpotato.
Youknowwhatthefuckisgoingon?
JesusChrist.
Thisisspawnedbyblocking.
ForsurehavethistalkingaboutTheoIt's amazing I needthatis a bossinMinecraft.
I thinktheyusedtodothemlikeeverydayoreveryweekorsomething, andtheneverynowandthen, it'llbreakwheretheyhaven't doneit.
Thisthishappenedbefore.
I remember, I think, washitting 11 millionsubs.
I wentbelowitandthenithititagain.
Sowejusthit 23 millionsubscribersagain.
What I thinkhappensisthatitdoesn't deletestheinactivesubseveryday, Sothenitjustbuildsupandupandup, andthensuddenlyit's justlikeboom, getwreckedAttheendoftheday.
Giganticsubnumbersdon't mean a wholelot.
I mean, it's greatthat a lotofpeoplesubscribetothechannelandknowwhoyouare, I guess, butaslongasthere's peoplehere, italland I gettokeepdoing.
We'resuddenlylike, Oh, yeah, I coulddrinkthis, Butonanyotherday, it's like, No, youwouldn't.
Theywereallprettybad.
Peoplehavepostedpicturesof, ah, peoplehavepostedpicturesintointhesubredditandonTwitterandstuffoff a picklesoda.
There's a bunchofotheronesexpresssodaandweirdshit, butpeoplehaveposted a picklesoda, andapparentlyit's disgusting.
And I reallywanttotryit.
Megoingtobedat a reasonabletime, Honestly, saymygotobedat, like, 45 a.
M everynight.
It's kindofridiculous.
I shouldn't dothat.
Um, butnomeantemperament.
Isthisnewmean?
ThiscouldmeanthisThisgoodname.
I likethismefinalexams.
Thatonehitshard.
I hatedexams.
When I wenttoschool, Theysucked.
I was I alwayshad a goodmemoryforlower, likememorizingthings, notfromlearningstuffinclassandrememberingitgoingintotheexam.
I couldalwayslookatstuffoncompletelymemorized, likethreepagesworthofstuff, andit's theonlyreason I wasabletopassanyexams, whichis a problemwithexamsinthefirstplace.
If I don't knowthisstuffbeforegoingintotheexam, whyshould 24 hoursofnonstopgrindingtomemorizeitbethethingthatletsmepass?
I haven't learnedanything.
All I'vedoneismemorizesomethingat a geographyexam, I thinkformyleavingsearchinIreland, whichwasthefinalexambeforecollege.
But I feellikethere's otherstuffthatisfarmoreuseful.
Atleastteachers.
ThefuckingnamesofthingslikeTexasare a primeexample.
Whenyougo, it's goingoffin a bigdungeonwhenyougetoutintotheworld.
Youfinallyhavetodotaxesforthefirsttimeunlessyoudidbusinessortaxoraccountingorsomethinglikethatinschoolalready, I hadneverheardoffallofthesetermsthatwereinmytaxesuntil I hadtodothemmyselforwithmyaccountant.
When I wasinschool, itwasnothinggottodowithtaxesandeverything.
Andthenwhen I getoutintotheworld, I waslike, Man, thisisThiswasreallyimportant.
Why?
Didn't knowoneteachmethis?
What?
Whatdo I know?
I'm just a fuckingmoronontheInternetthrowingbananashealing.
Maymethatthing I didtwoyearsago, literally.
Anythingelse?
Oh, myGod.
I relatetothesoulmarch.
There's alwaysthesethingsthat I gooverinmyhead.
I'm like, man, dothesepeoplethinkthat I'm a fuckingidiotnow, weretheytalkingaboutmeafterweleftbecause I saidthisonethinglike, No, theywereprobablyworryingaboutthethingthattheysaiditwas.
Alwaysworriedaboutthethingstheysaid a longtimeago.
Thatliterallymeansnothinganymore.
Thethingsyoudidtwoyearsago, it's fine.
Noonegives a shitanymore.
Well, anissue, likekilledsomeoneandgotawaywithit.
Peoplecare a lotaboutthat.
Weirdly.
What?
Lieinbedatnight, goinglike, man.
Whydidn't I saythisduringthistime?
Like I thoughtthatwasfunny.
Whydidn't I saythisgoingoveralltheseconversationsthataredead, I wouldneverreturn.
Whatam I goingtodo?
Showupthenexttimeandbelikeguys?
Rememberthattimewhenyousaidthis?
A yearago?
Youhaven't answer.
Goodmorning, everybody.
No, thatdoesn't soundright.
Topofthemorningtoyouladies.
Fun, huh?
Whatisit?
A bitchslap.
It's just a highfive.
I actuallythinkthesoundeffectof a I usedforyearswas a whipcrack.
I don't eventhinkitwas a highfivesoundeffect.
Allthistime.
I don't know.
Itmightbe a hifisoundeffectontheInternetnow, butitwaslikewhipsMacnumberfiveorsomethinglikethatwhen I foundit.
Soit's noteven a highfiveguysyou'rebeenliedto.
I'm alsothat's hisladies, notladies.
She's a littlelady.
Youknow, I didn't realizeshedidthat.
I don't thinkshewouldhaveevenrealizeshedidthat.
I wantedshowthattoherlater.
Andshewaslike, Whatdid I dothatthat's myimpressionofEvelyn, apparently.
What?
Justthinklikethat.
Also, I'm livingfortheselittlemisfortuneMeans I loveit.