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  • Mimi.

  • Time me be me time, baby.

  • Tiny Maine time It's time, time, time Everybody, Welcome back.

  • It feels like ages since I actually recorded this Siri's that beautiful intro Oh, Ma Delicious was animated by Bree pickled brah Pickle Einar to pronounce his name but pre pickled Thank you very much.

  • That's incredible.

  • Intro petition To have it be meantime, intro for every question, Mark?

  • I don't know, bitch.

  • Please.

  • King of sub Nautica bitch, please.

  • But I am the king of Sub Nautica.

  • How many people found some Nautica?

  • So the wonders of the Jack Septic I variety channel, right could have his king of five nights of Freddie's thing.

  • I don't care about that.

  • I don't care enough about five nights of Freddy's to want it.

  • Take that some night, okay?

  • I'm not good.

  • I'm not again equals good Evelyn Jack, Jack's cat allergy.

  • Oh, you stop me with a BB?

  • Well, actually, you stabbed the allergy with a BB.

  • This'll is something that's come up quite a bit, too, because everyone was worried whenever he moved in with me.

  • That babies being a big fuzzy fur ball, Catman would make me sneeze and cough and split they're all over the place.

  • I thought so, too.

  • I thought that I had a cat allergy.

  • I hung around with Evelyn and BB.

  • A lot didn't really affect me.

  • So then I started questioning everything.

  • I thought about my cat allergy if it even was an allergy or if it was just dust from dirty cats.

  • Either way, Beebe has been living with us for a while.

  • He doesn't pay rent, but he also doesn't make me sneeze or cough or anything like that.

  • So either I didn't have a cat energy or it wasn't severe or I got over it.

  • I don't know.

  • I have just seen the enlightened eyes of God.

  • And I'm very happy that I don't have to take anti histamines or struggle every day.

  • Great.

  • Now I have a little cat man run around and he's adorable.

  • It's cute little football.

  • Look, is he adorable?

  • Now?

  • I could stick my face in them and give them kisses.

  • Nothing happens, and it's wonderful to be on.

  • You wanna be on camera now?

  • He want to go?

  • Okay.

  • I guess some cuts parent could hope for a life of stardom.

  • Second attempt at getting Jack to see this?

  • Basically, I edited all of his alter egos into Super Smash bro's.

  • It would really mean the world to me if he saw it.

  • Oh, okay.

  • What we got?

  • Oh, we need Audio City.

  • For what?

  • Anyone dying down.

  • Thank you.

  • Bye.

  • Oh, boy.

  • O J.

  • J doesn't say anything.

  • Doesn't speak in the battle is much.

  • Ah, that's awesome.

  • Sorry if I forgot someone thes air all I No, no, no, you're good.

  • You got him all that was wonderful.

  • I loved that G's all my boys in one place all together.

  • I know everyone keeps asking about the egos and where we're going to see more of them and stuff like that.

  • I am working on it.

  • I promise you.

  • I I'm trying to get everything in place.

  • I'm trying to make sure that the next stuff that I do with them is really good because I don't want to just fired him out and just do like little bits here and there.

  • I'll still do that, but I need to make sure that it's going in the direction that I wanted to go in the next time they show up.

  • But I have very, very big plans for all of these characters.

  • It's absolutely crazy to me that some of them have only shown up like once, and people still love them just as much.

  • All my boys, if you don't know I want any of these characters there.

  • You're gonna be very confused.

  • But hopefully I'll have so for you in the future where it'll make a lot more sense.

  • But if you want a taste for what's to come, go watch Chase.

  • I operated video.

  • Just all Capital Chase.

  • No, it's not a joke, Joe Reference.

  • Watch that video.

  • I I spent a lot of time on money on it, even though it's very short.

  • But it really meant a lot to me.

  • And I loved that video.

  • So me trying to enjoy Sunday Monday Damn, that's relatable as heck right now.

  • Well, it's Monday as I'm recording this, so I already feeling it pro, except I do.

  • YouTube is my job on we don't get weekends, so every day it feels the same.

  • Happy wheels number 100 do another new now, some nautical below zero again.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • It's been fun to record it again.

  • I like having something that sits on the channel and we go through it together and it's not just like a one off every time we actually have something continuous that's going on on the channel over and over again over the course of a couple of weeks.

  • And I I missed that, said it wait for it to come out fully and then I went and just be a big dome.

  • Did it anyway.

  • I'm pretty happy about because it's great, Young Kyung, I'm order sweet Mother of God, having played a lot of untitled whose game I know, how long it takes to do this, the amount of dedication that's needed to do this and the amount of fear and anguish that you have wrought upon this town.

  • I'm very proud, Young Count.

  • I'm proud the hell coning is already underway in your world.

  • I'm very, very happy about that.

  • Now do it with the desktop goose.

  • That's hard moat, my focus during it except the guy video.

  • My focus, your ex school, that there that's a really good me is like my focus while watching thing I, like focus during e feel like I relate more to the bottom one than the top on every now and then, the hyper focus on something and I'll get my shit.

  • Don't usually it's YouTube videos, but even in the YouTube videos, I can't do it can focus.

  • I just want for concept the tits off myself.

  • But I would get de monetized and then I wouldn't be able to upload videos anymore and then even stink here.

  • Happy birthday, Sean.

  • Fine art.

  • I made hope.

  • You guys like That's awesome.

  • People keep asking me as well, What does 30 feet like?

  • How do you feel?

  • I'm like, man, it's amazing, actually do.

  • It's been great being 30 already.

  • I've had the time of my life so far.

  • Jesus, let's let's get a closer look on this bad boy Sam's, I'd say the window looking at me record.

  • Why you Sam are tight.

  • Sam should be in there, but yes, this is exactly how my setup looks.

  • It's a part of cell with two monitors and a screaming weirdo in the middle of it.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Super potato head.

  • But this is really nice.

  • Thank you.

  • I really appreciate it.

  • Keep up the good work.

  • Your arts.

  • Fantastic.

  • Happy birthday, Sean.

  • Thanks for making our life so much better.

  • I hope you see this and have a great day.

  • Congrats on becoming a boomer.

  • If you die in real life, you die in Minecraft forever.

  • Good, mean but epic super gamer mean also is true.

  • If you die in Minecraft, it's all over.

  • Jack swearing YouTube algorithm.

  • 23.3 million.

  • I've gone back and forth on it because it's one of those things that, yes, if you stop swearing, your videos do better.

  • It's just a fact that more you swear the more chance you get for demonetisation on.

  • I've sworn up a bloody murder since I've started YouTube.

  • Now it's at the point where I have so many videos with swears in them that it's pointless for me to even try.

  • I tried it for a while, and the videos didn't really do that much better, because I have so much other content on my channel, where 99% of it is all swearing like died fighting uphill battle.

  • The algorithm either hates me or loves me.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm just happy to be here.

  • Some people do getting hit very heavily, though, when they swear in their videos.

  • And it's certain swear words I could say Focus, shit all I want.

  • But there's a couple of others that if I say them the lights Come on.

  • And Daddy YouTube comes in with his belt.

  • J C plus gorillas.

  • Happy birthday, Sean.

  • You inspired me to create.

  • Holy hell!

  • That's insane.

  • You absolutely nailed that style, Neo Alex, Thank you so much.

  • That's really damn good as someone who loves gorillas and grew up listening to them and really, really like their art style.

  • This is really flattering to see Amazing.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Happy birthday.

  • Say goodbye to toilet paper.

  • What?

  • Say goodbye to costly toilet paper?

  • Yeah, and say hello, Tau anal medical bills.

  • Looks like you wouldn't have an ass left after using that for about a week.

  • You'd be sawed in half.

  • And I want to try it out, though.

  • Even though I know it's a joke and I know that it's not a real thing bought.

  • I do like weird shit.

  • So 2020 Meet New Year, New me 2019 meet 2018.

  • Meet 2017 Oh, sometimes it be like that.

  • Gamers, you're like, Yes, Star of the year going to do it.

  • I will try my best.

  • I'm gonna set up all these resolutions.

  • I'm gonna change my habits.

  • One weekend and not a fucking damn thing has changed.

  • How about our New Year's resolution For 2020 is to stop putting so much pressure on ourselves to be better all the time.

  • Sometimes you just want to be the same.

  • Sometimes you're gonna be a little worse that year.

  • But that's okay, because there's another year that's going to follow that lead me 2017 0 stinker.

  • 2018.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • 2019.

  • Yeah.

  • Cool.

  • We do some fun stuff and then 2020.

  • Think what's gonna happen next?

  • I don't know.

  • Tune in next week, but I'm very excited about this year.

  • I think that a lot of cool stuff is happening.

  • New decades.

  • I turned 30.

  • I have a lot of plans.

  • I have some stuff that I'm really excited to show you guys.

  • Oh, it's gonna be so good.

  • My nipples are going to be hard.

  • 30 Feels good.

  • Yeah.

  • Ryan Reynolds himself.

  • Actually.

  • Instagram commented on my post, which is the wildest shit ever.

  • Um, he's such a nice dude.

  • I love him.

  • I also can't believe that this is the timeline that I live in.

  • Where that happened?

  • Can you fucking believe that?

  • How crazy is that?

  • I'm not No complain about anything ever again.

  • Life is too good.

  • Life has given me more than it should have already.

  • It's at that point where I'm like, what is the simulation going to turn off?

  • And then we're all gonna be figured out that I'm just standing in the middle of an empty void and you can see every other person on the planet.

  • The terms of the Earth was flat all along, but seriously, this is one of those moments where this happened and I kind of sat and that when I made the 30 vlog, I was kind of just reflecting on things and start tearing up everything, cause I was like, Man, life is really damn good.

  • And all of it was that moment of clarity where I started realizing all of this like trivial things, like all the things that whatever, I'm not gonna get into it.

  • But like these tiny little things that all kind of built up, that we're kind of agitating me and pissing me off and making me all foods I started to realize, like none of that matters.

  • Why I'm against so worked up about this.

  • So New Year New Me.

  • Really?

  • Seriously.

  • Have you seen this hair records Not supposed to be like this?

  • I just got out of a shower.

  • But you know what?

  • I'm sticking with it because I don't care anymore.

  • You could say what you want in the comments.

  • I'll just cry privately.

  • Oh, God, no.

  • I thought that the guy thought that the photo shop one was bad.

  • Now you're legitimizing it.

  • Stop.

  • What the fuck?

  • This is so nasty.

  • Also, I cannot love him.

  • I wantto mother in this house weird is good.

  • And we supported Jack.

  • Uploading to videos a day.

  • Will you please listen?

  • I'm not the Messiah, his friends.

  • He is the Messiah.

  • Welcome, gamers.

  • It's been fun.

  • I said that I would upload videos a day again when I started.

  • Whenever I got the energy to do it on dhe.

  • I don't know.

  • I've just been feeling really good lately and just powering through stuff, and it's just being feeling really productive.

  • One Awesome.

  • I've missed a couple recently coming back from L A.

  • And I probably missed a couple in the next week because Vidcon UK is happening.

  • But that's absolutely fine because most people don't upload every day on the fact that I'm able to upload twice a day means that I have too much time on my hands.

  • No, it's been really fun.

  • It kind of takes in a weird way.

  • It kind of takes some pressure off because when you upload one a day or if you spend a long time doing one video for a certain period trying like one video a week or something like that, I put a lot of pressure on that.

  • Then I put a lot of pressure on the video each day.

  • And then if that video doesn't do as well, then it was like a man.

  • I guess I have to try again tomorrow.

  • And then if that doesn't do well, then it starts like fucking with me.

  • And then I started to realize that everything I was I was thinking too much that way.

  • That's a little too algorithm.

  • Me too, you know, too stinky.

  • So I decided to videos a day.

  • Just go for it.

  • I don't even have time to think about anything.

  • Go record a video.

  • GoPro feels like the old days.

  • It feels fun.

  • Have all my energy back when you remember Jack is red, green colorblind.

  • You fucking asshole.

  • What is it?

  • I know that everybody likes to mean on I'm not meaning.

  • I'm looking at this picture, and I legitimately do not see anything in it.

  • If you don't see anything in it, you might be red, green, colorblind as well.

  • Getting that.

  • What your what?

  • Your mo fuckers know about Mile proton, huh?

  • Every stunt.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • I think I see it now.

  • I think I see the eye, the eye, the ear.

  • Yeah, that's the prize picture, baby.

  • There's his mouth.

  • I nailed it.

  • I overcame it.

  • My eyes have gotten stronger one of these days I won't even need my glasses.

  • But that's not today.

  • I still need my glasses.

  • He's as you could fool me trying to come into my subreddit controlled me and all my mile Proton Rose, huh?

  • No, Stinky, I'm onto you.

  • I'm gonna come to your house and I'm gonna de monetize your life was in a theme park in the Netherlands when I saw something familiar?

  • Yes, that was the picture I off loaded from the F D League on those guys a popular here.

  • There it is.

  • The picture Snow Fox Ice worm piece of shit eating my snow Fox like that didn't even eat it.

  • Just glitches and broken, not stuck in the ice forever.

  • Legend says it still buried under the ice to this very day.

  • You're damn right out.

  • Loss loss will never get it back again.

  • Also, people then reminded me that if you just walk on the ice and the ice forms don't attack you, I kind of feel like I should have figured that out.

  • But then what the hell is the point of the snow?

  • Fox want to take it?

  • Blast across the ice.

  • But every time I went anywhere, whether the high storm was like Austin G No, no, no.

  • Poke Shawn's Children when Daddy and Mommy are both drinking angry juice and you just sit there learning a lot of no no words, that's so goddamn sad.

  • I would never, ever do that in front of my child, ever.

  • I do swear a lot, but I'd have the decency to not do it in front of my kid.

  • I've seen that happen.

  • And to some of my friends when I was kids when we were kids, I guess on I would not like that again.

  • Oh, that's really cute.

  • That that can actually make that face.

  • I don't even care.

  • You can photoshopped all your photo shop cats faces all you want.

  • I don't care.

  • They're adorable and super cute.

  • And I'm a cat, Dad, Now is every time I see a cat, I'm like, Oh, but I hope you all look like that right now because it is the end of meantime.

  • No, don't cry, Gamers, please.

  • The reason that epic sadness exists is because we had epic joy to begin with number.

  • Then I'm not even 14.

  • That really hurt.

  • That's gonna do it for me.

  • Members.

  • And sweet, maybe, maybe dreamy.

  • He's saying anymore.

  • I hope you guys enjoyed this video.

  • If you did have a fat like enough bad bitch.

  • And don't forget the girl that is so breaded because that's where all of these means come from.

  • And everyone has a great time and hangs out.

  • Okay, go there.

  • Go there right now or I'm gonna smack you with this I would never resort to physical violence.

  • It's just an imaginary hypothetical amount of physical violence to try and coerce you into doing the thing that I want you to do.

  • Uh, you think about it.

  • I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

  • Okay, bye.

Mimi.

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