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Hey, what's going on?
Hot ones fans, This is Shaun Evans checking in from quarantine.
Unfortunately, the big elephant in the room There is no new episode of Hot Ones this week, and that's real bummer.
We were really excited for the episode.
I was super excited to interviewer, and we were obviously really excited to share it with you guys.
But with social distancing, all that's going on in the world, that stuff that just does not Joe very well with a show in studio where me and a guest eats scorch, not chicken wings, and spit at each other from across the table for an hour.
So no new episode this week, but let me give you some good news.
During simpler times we shot a pair of episodes and the Truth or dad that will air in the coming weeks.
So next week, Hot ones with Zac Efron and if I could be so Bold, the things that we've shot are very good, so I'm excited to share him with you guys hot ones with Zac Effron next week.
Then we'll do another hot ones the week after one that we're super proud of as well.
So can't wait for you guys to see that.
And then we'll call that the Season 11 finale done will do truth or dab.
And hopefully between that and a sort of mid season break hopefully were behind all this by that point and up and running on season 12.
But you can't rush these things.
And that brings me to my second elephant in the room.
And that's his fucking cut on my chin.
Uh, so, to be honest, everybody have not been feeling great this week.
I've been pretty sick.
Don't worry.
I've been talking to a physician.
I just got a hydrate and rest.
They say So that's all I've been doing.
I've just been sleeping and chugging Gatorade.
Well, the other night I have to take a piss in the middle of the night.
That's all I've been doing is drinking liquids and sleeping So I wake up and I'm taking a piss And while I'm peeing I feel this like hot flash and a tingle go down my spine And then I can feel my blood pressure drop I can feel the blood rushing out of my head And I'm like something bad is happening And then I just saw black and red spots and then I get folded up like a lawn chair.
My own bathroom violently crashed to the ground, crushed the garbage can underneath me, ripped the shower rod out of the wall.
And then I wake up and I'm like, What happened?
What happened?
Fainted, Fainted.
For the first time in my life, I fainted and I was like, Whoa, that was crazy.
So I guess I can rally to my knees.
I rallied to my feet and I'm like, All right, I just have to get to my bedroom.
So I walk and I'm still not feeling great.
A little wobbly on my feet and I take two steps out of my bathroom and guess what happens.
Same thing.
My legs lock up.
I feel the hot flash.
I feel the blood rush out of my head.
I'm seeing black and red dots and guess what?
I'm going down and I'm on a direct course with this coffee table.
I'm going right for it.
And, uh, in the middle of that, I'd try to course correct, because you're gonna see over my other shoulder.
I have ah, love sac, which is actually a lovely place to fall, Should you faint.
So I'm trying to course correct mid air.
But my my body had already given up like my body's not there.
So I'm in this out of body experience, feeling like I'm watching myself fall right into a table and then bam chin right into the corner of the table.
I had, like, a full gallon of water on the table knocked that over.
Huge puddle is forming just a waterfall going over my head.
Meanwhile, I'm just stuck on the ground in between the TV and the table over here just being like, Is this where it all ends?
But I'm happy to say that I'm feeling much better the past couple of days.
A lot better today, but it's just a reminder.
You know, we gotta we gotta take care of ourselves.
And, you know, make sure that you're calling your loved ones and make sure that you're taking care of yourself.
Um, you know, I'll forever have this battle scarred.
And don't worry, I've been using the Neosporin been banned.
Gene it up.
But I feel on this very intimate quarantine State of the Union that you guys got to see the real me.
And that is a man who recently fainted after they took a piss and, um, and violently fainted twice in, like, a span of five minutes.
So that's my story From quarantine again to recap hot ones is business as usual the next three weeks.
Too hot ones episodes in a truth or dab.
Hopefully you guys were doing all right.
Check in on loved ones.
Um, and, uh, you know what?
This will be a memory at some point and, uh, just, you know, stay safe.
Stay home.
Stay healthy.
And I miss you guys.
I'll see you soon.
How many of these shows have you done?
This is, believe it or not.
Season 11 approaching 200 episodes sit across from 200 famous people doing this.
That's awesome on That's so cool.
This I feel like I knew it was gonna be a high number 200.
Just, Of course, I don't want to pour out the extra sauce.
No, but you know what I like.
I like the new experience.
You know, that's what I think is funny about this is that in the hundreds of times that we've done it.
There have been so many different ways that it's approached.
Cool.
You know, it is a good This whole setup is just money, man like this is why you go out to eat wings.
You can be with your homies, man.