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  • I am a freelance writer and comedian in New York City.

  • I make around 35,000 year.

  • A lot of being a comedian is not being a comedian.

  • I am doing odd jobs all the time.

  • So, you know, my income kind of changes week to week.

  • I baby say I will like clean other comedians houses all clean, right in people's houses.

  • I am a personal assistant Thio Blind person.

  • Every once in a while, I will post on Facebook and be like I need money.

  • Does anyone have, like, a job I need done?

  • And I will do it after taxes, My take home is around $2400.720 goes to rent 75 goes to utilities to 22 goes to all my different stupid subscriptions and stuff like cell phone Bill Jim and all that to 80 goes to student loans.

  • 1 50 goes to therapy, and then whatever I have left, I put towards me savings.

  • Right now I have about $4500 in savings.

  • Here's my last statement.

  • I go to Trader Joe's every week.

  • Some grocery shopping is a very frequent purchases way work 3 50 That's probably a Diet Coke and a granola bar.

  • I was working until we work this summer.

  • I would get bored.

  • I hate working in an office so literally just secure my boredom.

  • I would go, like, buy a Diet Coke.

  • Yeah, that that's a frequent purchase of mine This day cooking.

  • We work to live a very fruitful life.

  • Father.

  • I was best one of my favorite bars.

  • Five.

  • Only $5.

  • So that's probably a coffee and a very nice tip, because I love everyone there.

  • I do drink a lot of coffee.

  • Coffee is a pit $8.

  • I do show, I'm sure at the pit and had a beer.

  • And whenever I'm there, we always get one free drink.

  • So this is eight.

  • So I probably had a drink with my free drink.

  • They're agree is one of my very buys it 61.

  • I apparently got drunk that night and decided I was allowed to spend $61.

  • A lot of my purchases are going towards going out with friends and being out of comedy shows and drinking too much beer.

  • CVS 16 61 Top one Supermarket Brooklyn 6 76 That's probably a bodega sandwich.

  • Terry, New York 13.

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  • One Harry is, Ah, vegan restaurant near where that we work that I was working out.

  • So go there for lunch.

  • The Mill, New York A 51 that is like a bodega deli place near my boyfriend's apartment.

  • Evergreen.

  • Move out one.

  • Brooklyn 23 51 that is a bar in my neighborhood.

  • That's drinks.

  • Who?

  • Lou?

  • 11 99 1 night I was drunk, and I really wanted to watch how to get away with murder.

  • I watched it all on Netflix, and then they didn't have the season that I wanted.

  • So I got a Hu Lu, and since I was drunk, I got blue premium for 11 99 a month, and then they didn't have the episodes on who either that I wanted and I still haven't canceled the accountant.

  • That's my monthly.

  • Who?

  • Lou Intrusion Group.

  • On 29 99 I left my iPhone on this X train, which is a very fun thing to D'oh, and I bought a new iPhone up through Groupon, but I also got insurance on it, so I think that 2099 is the insurance group on 1 95 96 That is the actual cell phone to replace the one I left on the six train.

  • Hmm.

  • 22 98.

  • Subway 7 61 Actual subway.

  • Like the sandwich.

  • Bushwick posts 10.

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  • Have a grill.

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  • 75 uber five A four.

  • Withdrawal 80 to 75.

  • I have no idea.

  • Key me 60 and 30.

  • He means like this.

  • Cool.

  • Almost like chaos.

  • They haven't stores where you can make copies of keys.

  • So this is, uh, big day.

  • I made a copy of keys for my boyfriend.

  • So he has keys to my apartment.

  • Facebook.

  • 3 11 I paid for a face like a promoted Facebook post for a comedy show that I was hosting that I wanted people to go to.

  • So I think it just like that algorithm puts it in people's feeds.

  • So they see it.

  • Yeah, it is, Chief, I think I should have liked gone bigger and done like the $20 promotion and like, it actually would have worked because, like, it didn't really work that well for me success.

  • And I guess this is like a personal goal would be to be comfortable.

  • Thio not have to be stressing.

  • Am I gonna be able Thio make my right and be able to live for the next few months.

  • I love comedy and I love reading and I love what I do.

  • But the literal price you paid, not having the reliability of another job like there will be a literal times when having just didn't work today of baby sitting or cleaning that I'm like sitting on the train and I see someone who's like clearly going home for the night.

  • And I'm like going out to go to a show or like, two shows and I'm like, God, I'm so tired.

  • I think I like to see them and I envy them and I'm like, I wish I could have that, like, 9 to 5 and then just like, go home and go to bed.

I am a freelance writer and comedian in New York City.

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