I'm Greg.

And I'm here to tell you about the word "machine." "Machine."

Now, a machine is a, um, ah, the machine-- wow, you know, I

didn't realize how difficult this would actually be.

I mean, I know what a machine is.

But I don't really know how to explain it I just--

[CLANGING]

RICO THE ROBOT: The machine is a device that helps people.

Beep, beep.

GREG KINNEAR: You know what?

He's right.

You're right.

That's it.

That's it.

It's a device that helps people.

It's like, I guess, it's like a clock.

A clock is a device that helps people tell the time.

RICO THE ROBOT: Affirmative.

A clock is a machine.

Beep, beep.

GREG KINNEAR: That's right.

And a cellphone.

Look, I have a cell phone right here.

Cell phone is a device that helps people communicate from

almost anywhere.

RICO THE ROBOT: Yes, Greg.

A cell phone can be considered a machine.

Beep.

GREG KINNEAR: That's right.

And they--

oh, we have a--

I don't know exactly what, with the--

what do we have here?

RICO THE ROBOT: That is an electric nose hair trimmer.

GREG KINNEAR: Oh.

Oh, that's right.

Yes, this is an electric nose hair trimmer.

And this is a device that helps people, you know, trim

their nose hairs.

RICO THE ROBOT: That is because an electric nose hair

trimmer is indeed a machine.

GREG KINNEAR: Hey, you know what I just realized?

RICO THE ROBOT: What is that, sir?

GREG KINNEAR: Well, I just realized that you're a device

that helped me explain "machine."

RICO THE ROBOT: That is because I myself am a

"machine." Beep, beep.

GREG AND RICO: "Machine."

RICO THE ROBOT: Oh, my nose hair trimmer.

Ah!

GREG KINNEAR: Sorry, sorry.

Take it easy.

Take it easy.

Oh, jeez, hold on.

RICO THE ROBOT: We were going to have a date.

Ah!

Ah!

GREG KINNEAR: We've got a situation.

RICO THE ROBOT: Ah!

Ah!