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  • J: So like all true lesbians when Claud and I met four and a half years ago we

  • immediately moved in together and we've probably not been more than a metre

  • apart since [sight]

  • but today I'm going on my first business trip without you

  • [Dramatic Music]

  • C: Cause you're a fancy jet set lady I'm so proud of you

  • J: Thank you!

  • C: I think you'll realise you can manage quite well without me and then come back

  • and be like I don't need you...

  • J: That's never going to happen. We're gonna be apart for

  • six days five nights which means it will be the longest we have ever been apart

  • I'll have Evelina and Clara with me but it's just not the same

  • How will I cope? Will just miss you every minute?

  • C: No! You'll be busy

  • Love you, bye!

  • Realised I left my laptop at home. Missing Claudia.

  • In a fancy lift to a fancy lounger missing Claudia

  • Sitting in the fanciest airport lounge I've ever seen

  • Missing Claudia

  • Eating my fancy food in the fancy lounge, missing Claudia

  • Watching planes taking off, missing Claudia

  • Sitting on the airplane, missing Claudia

  • Ordering plane food, missing Claudia

  • In the airplane bar, missing Claudia

  • E: Four hours in C: Still missing Claudia

  • Eating fancy plane food, missing Claudia

  • Descending in the airplane, missing Claudia

  • In the cockpit, missing Claudia

  • Just escaped a fine for having fruits missing Claudia

  • Finally at the hotel

  • missing Claudia

  • Doing Google homework missing Claudia

  • Stupidly at a massive Apple store

  • because I forgot my laptop and now I have to buy a new one, missing Claudia

  • First time ever in Disney Store, missing Claudia

  • Hazardously wheeling through Target

  • missing Claudia

  • Traveling with these two lovebirds missing Claudia

  • Eating room service missing Claudia

  • Wearing my custom Christmas present, missing Claudia

  • Having a ridiculously

  • yummy breakfast at Google San Bruno missing Claudia

  • Weirdly having lunch outside in January, missing Claudia

  • energy crashing missing Claudia

  • Feeling so awful I'm

  • skipping after the fancy dinner and just getting takeaway, missing Claudia

  • Eating surprisingly delicious takeaway, missing Claudia

  • Staring at this light

  • feature made of leaves missing Claudia

  • Standing in a lift clad in wood, missing Claudia

  • Getting upset about an incredibly narrow paper straw, missing Claudia

  • Stealing all the diet coke from Google missing Claudia

  • Stealing pens from Google, missing Claudia

  • Hiding in an auditorium, missing Claudia

  • Getting really hypnotised by the video wall, missing Claudia

  • Wondering why the uber is taking so long, missing Claudia

  • Accidentally stealing someone else's uber, missing Claudia

  • On my street, missing Claudia

  • Annoyingly watching the Golden Gate Bridge getting covered in fog

  • Missing Claudia

  • In San Francisco's cutest little cafe, missing Claudia

  • Eating an enormous amount of local crab, missing Claudia

  • Riding on a cable-car, missing Claudia

  • Standing in an excessively large mall, missing Claudia

  • Eating sugar-free ice-cream finally!

  • missing Claudia

  • Staring at ridiculously beautiful views, missing Claudia

  • Being a nuisance on tiny walls missing Claudia

  • desperately drinking all of our

  • liquids will go through security missing Claudia

  • Trying to stop Evelina from

  • murdering Clara asking about traumatic things, missing Claudia

  • Admiring the indoor trees, missing Claudia

  • Boarded the plane and in an accident mixed up

  • over where our seats are and sitting alone, missing Claudia

  • managed to sort out the

  • seating problem, still missing Claudia

  • Anxiously waiting for our decend missing Claudia

  • on a wheelchair train, missing Claudia

  • Parked in a wheelchair in a disabled space, missing Claudia

  • Driving through the snow, missing Claudia

  • Evelina showing off about her ability of driving through snow, missing Claudia

  • six counting down the minutes until I see her

  • Five, got butterflies in my tummy missing Claudia

  • Four, can't believe we are so close, missing Claudia

  • Three, think I've started to annoy Evelina now, missing Claudia

  • Two, I'm not allowing us to ever be separated ever again, missing Claudia

  • One, can't believe we are almost there! Missing Claudia.

  • [♪♪♪]

J: So like all true lesbians when Claud and I met four and a half years ago we

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