It's gaming week, epic fun time! Smash like for gaming week! Today we're playing Papers, Please

Jack told me this game gets views.

I like those

So we will play Papers, please

I, of course, have played this game before

So I know how to play game.

It's game about being border guard

How does this look?

♪ Ey congratulations to your corporation ♪

♪ I won a labor lottery and now I menstruation ♪

My name was pulled, excellent!

(Reading) For immediate placement report to the Minis- Ok, the Grestin border check-

THE GRESTIN BORDER CHECKPOINT

Whaaaat

That's the most dangerous checkpoint in all of Arstotzka

I will get apartment

For family

Ah, wow

すごい

Glory to Arstotzka

Glory

to...

the mother...

poopie.

What am I saying?

I don't know

November 23rd, now the rule is simple, of this game

(Reading) Inspector welcome to new position of Grestin border control. Okay. Stamp passport entry visa, uh-huh

Ok, deny all foreigner

I Spit on the foreigner, glory to Arstotzka!

Next

Papers

Finally I can return

Islakova Antonia

hmm

What a beautiful picture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Approve- ah, wait, Arstotzka - Approved!

Enjoooy, have good time. Arstotzka welcomes.

Neeext

Dasvidaniya, ok, Szaszko Eyan. Let's see...

Tsunkeido?!

GET OUT OF MY FAAACE

Arstotzkans only, don't waste my time

I have family to feed. Come on, how long am I going to do this accent? that is so bad?

I waited in this damn line for 8 hours. I hope it was worth it.

Well, too bad you ugly snake

You can't come, Arstotzkans only

Get out of my face. Unbelievable, you spit- I spit

Disgusting

What about you?

Nice receding hairline. Okay. Oh, what a picture

Denied! Bye- bye! Bye- bye! Have your documents ready

Next

Oh, papers?

It was a mistake

You waited 8 hours to tell me that? Pathetic.

Papers, please. All right. It's an Arstotzkan passport. Okay. Alright

Mr. Orry Viet one. I mean who knows whatever you're a prude get out of my face. Enjoy it

Check out the punter

glorious

Okay, we have whamon alright

Okay, though

You waste my time woman

You not only waste my time you waste other people time

next

Be appears at its thoughts can approve enjoy enjoy your time

So the thing with this game is that it gets more and more difficult as you go

There's new requirements that will change and you're incentivized to get as many people pass as possible

But at the same time if you make a mistake

You'll pay the penalty

It's a really interesting game. It's a really surprisingly fun game if anyone came and pitched to me like hey

Hey, there's this game where you play as a border guard?

I would be like that sounds lame but it's actually a really fun now. Obviously the first stage is really easy

At least that's how I remember it. We really just deny all the foreigners

Well, you look amazing

And who I almost am yes, oopsie whole much made oopsie

At least don't get on me

How many we have 11 papers arrest Otsuka? Oh

You can go you can go hurry

glory to arstotzka

We got 12

Odinnadcat'

Odin, dva, dvenadcat'

Today we don't need we sleep so you manage your budget?

Based on I don't know. I don't remember November 24th is a new day new opportunities

Ok, all right, ok, ok

Checkpoint all passports information carefully for descriptions is deny any entrant with inconsistent information?

You see now we have to use my mind

user in spectrum or using the red button and your -

Ok, so we have to highlight what the problems are

Ok, ok glory to arstotzka

Inspector

Politics neeext NYX. Come on

Open for business papers

Krista

So now we have to lock is it expired?

No yet female

the

glory to arstotzka

Cause no trouble yet

You'll see here if you make a mistake ok where she was fine, let's see

Aunt

agrea

What are you doing? You spit in my face. This is expired. It has expired interrogation. I

cannot enter I

Just renew it

Too bad, you will never know this country next

Get the real passport give me the goddamn Priapus. Okay, 1980. Mm-hmm Mel

eggrgfb

grbrbrbrbb

idk whst i write hahaha

You don't look like man

With this this question. Sorry, ma'am. No discrimination. I

Just what is this question? What do you mean? I don't know

Okay, it's not expired or there okay

approved

enjoy

Paris not sky welcomes everyone

As long as you meet the requirements

Papers give it to me our maid Nicole. Okiya female akhiya

Okay, I care

She looks a very strange on the picture

Next I think I'm Way too slow here. I notice Peter. No. No what I do invalid issuing country

Safety, hello handsome. You look bored if you want a good time

Yeah for gamers

Okay, thank you so para disma

What would what did oh god. I don't I can't believe I messed up

Unbelievable. It's part of the game, I guess

You're approved you can go

I'll be around a couple months. Don't forget to visit

Listen I can barely afford food, please. Oh nice scarf sir, is is there map?

What happened oh god someone's trying to run LLL shoot

Alright so here we go. This is the problem I did. Oh my god

Alright, so the problem is Kreskin is easy

Okay, we did it that was a good day I think that was very good in taste productive

Okay, good, yeah we need medicine her son, I don't think

We have to save money I don't have time for medicine for children, okay?

Verify information. Yeah. Yeah missing documents

Mm-hmm

Rule book

Okay, okay, let's check the rulebook really great because so we had C these are the only districts allowed in this area

So if we're real trihard, we'll check all the issuing countries. I think we have to do that

Okay open

Reappears, I guess at the end I will so this is a

bristan lawrence mail

Okay, you can go

What tell us this all they need an entry ticket as well I

Didn't even read that

Next oh they need about all foreigners need a ninja's again

Okay, well clearly

What do you mean no correlation

How do I ask her about the ant

How do I ask about the entry ticket

Okay, she has an entry ticket it's valid from 1980 to 11. Okay, that's today god dammit stop giving me stuff

Okay, I'm too slow. I'm too slow. I know okay. God I female I don't expiry

You can go

Come to pink I don't ask for other

please

next

I'm too slow next please

my son

Will die. Okay. Well it starts cat doesn't need

1983

Parodies nah

Dah

Welcome

Come on come on don't waste my time

Looking, uh, huh terrorist attack, you lucky have jobs. It was not my fault

Take

Restarts Cape welcome everyone. We have good time here. Very nice. Oh, very nice

República

One moment, right

This is wrong entry valid on deny deny

It add my prayer she tried to waste my time

Mer Galerius male, okay all looks good. It all looks good entry welcome

Next

Come on we need ten at least

Glory to arstotzka the greatest country in the world. All the countries are give me the king ding

Hello

To proceed use inspector mode to interrogate

Review page 2 of today's bulletin

There we go, oh

I see

Eddy Scott's got so great passport not required, right? Okay. Okay I come back again

Yeah, oh my god I wasted so much time

Well she from collegia whether that's correct

Female, you have to check yet. Very good

glory to arstotzka

The greatest country in the world

Give me the goddamn papers. Alright first, let's check this. It's valid gray

Yarko City. I remember your Co City

I'm very nice during winter

Can hardly feel my toes?

Your your Co City what what ha ha your acoustic day

What is your Co City your passport fault information? I will shoot you. I do not understand you don't understand

Well understand this I do I Spit on you and your mother

Bye-bye. No one will get past

The greatest border guard of all time through p2p, my son is sick. Oh

My study see yet, we don't have time to be sick

My son useless does my son parent yet my son

Wait, I didn't read they must show an ID card foreigners must secure an entry parent ok

Entry tickets are no longer service. They need an entry permit

Duration of stay ok. Ok

Ok, so enter must have a passport they must have current must have an ID card

Citizens must have antique are foreigners requiring entry permits. So this is the entry permit

so we gotta cross examine these two and

Enter by well, what the fuck is this?

Oh it matches all right, well I am stupid then oh

That's okay wait

You entered too early is that not a descriptions discrepancy

Why I

Got a bad feeling about this you're not denied your denied I

Don't like his face

Protocol violated, so even if you deny you can do it wrong. Alright, I guess they can enter by any fidon't

Three months

Scar there's so much to check now Olga Zara now, okay

Okay, visit three months I

Don't understand, um

Female, okay. The only thing I haven't checked this the city but I think it's correct. I remember Sookie neck. Oh

No trouble

Can't believe I got a warning this is the is awful

Give me the goddamn papers. No

Yeah, shut up

Okay, and

Three tickets

What is the permit

Oh my god nyet

Go back to your car. I

Don't care you paid use money for taking I don't care. I really don't care. Oh

My god, you're ugly. Oh

Okay, Diane all Diane oh

You think you can get me in there get these name don't match don't waste my you have two different

Oh, let's watch fingerprint. Give me this

Her name is a key Diane, Amna. Okay

It says you don't have two names

Why the names don't match my name changed recently

Is there a way to check that don't waste time go

Hey, hey, oh

I forgot

Hopefully I didn't do wrong I don't know I'm trying it's very hard very stressful yeah

That's the purpose of the trip I'm so happy that border opened I visit son I have not seen him six months, okay

Luke obscure Alexandre Luke obscure. Okay, enter, okay

Duration well

Yeah, now I got it I'm an idiot you it expired please let me pass my son waiting oh

My son waiting bye-bye. I'll tell your son. His mother is a cow

Okay, come on paper, please Alan Novick

Citizens Marika ID card, where oh there is this never mind

Okay, uh

my god

What is this why the name difference?

Why name different? I have two different name. Well, we'll be the double of check of that

Okay

Roar Nora

Yeah, yeah