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  • top of the morning to you ladies might even like that guy.

  • And welcome to Pigeon simulator.

  • I saw this on Twitter ages ago.

  • Andi, I was really excited for it to come out.

  • I was waiting for a demo.

  • I was waiting for something just so I could dig my little pigeon feet into a no.

  • Boston Studios.

  • Same people who did.

  • I am fish.

  • I am brand all of that stuff.

  • They This is part of their new prototype range, and I'm really excited pitching for the bread in the space.

  • Okay?

  • I don't know what I do in this game.

  • Apparently, it's even up to four players What the Jesus is happening in this picture.

  • And why is it so warm in my room?

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • I'm right into it.

  • Okay.

  • Feeling lost?

  • Yes.

  • I have no idea how I got here at this time in my life in YouTube.

  • Okay?

  • There's a nasty over there.

  • Need sticks.

  • All right.

  • Everywhere that need sticks.

  • I like that.

  • We have Paige and vision.

  • No pigeon vision is, but I'm glad that exists.

  • Okay.

  • How do we do anything?

  • Oh, God.

  • I just shat on an egg on people but they get pee all over them.

  • You are starving.

  • How did you know?

  • All right, where do I get food?

  • I'm gonna attack people.

  • You could find food, Clothes, two bins.

  • All right.

  • Ah, there we go.

  • I need to grab stuff.

  • Was I'm going.

  • Yes, I got it.

  • But Hardaway, stop.

  • Here we go.

  • A little bit.

  • And the best vision I could jump so huge.

  • You just lay eggs here.

  • Oh, everyone, be nice to me.

  • Okay.

  • God, I haven't had any training in this, Okay?

  • So don't know.

  • Excellent.

  • Amazing landing.

  • Just attack people dead or alive.

  • You're coming with me by I Straight up.

  • Just hug someone.

  • I see him.

  • Another victim.

  • Another lamb for the slaughter.

  • Come here, baldy.

  • Okay, Come on.

  • What is the best feature of this game?

  • All right, you're going up with the chimney.

  • I'm putting you up here.

  • You don't have any choice with deal with it.

  • Okay, Hold on.

  • Hold on, hold on.

  • I need to Yes.

  • Down.

  • Ugo.

  • Oh, God.

  • This feels like this feels like 2016 YouTube again.

  • This is so fun.

  • I don't You get a human run over a pretty Sammy.

  • That was a guy who just slapped me.

  • Oh, no.

  • How fine.

  • I'll get him out of the street.

  • Who's more heartless?

  • The pigeon to put him here and kill them Or the people who didn't want to pick up his body afterwards.

  • I think that says a lot about humanity that says a lot of our society.

  • Here you go.

  • Dinner served, huh?

  • I killed another one.

  • Still, I just can't stop killing people.

  • I'm addicted to it.

  • Okay.

  • I'm on a mission right now to get sticks there.

  • I got one.

  • All right now, Pigeon Vision guide me home.

  • I need to put it in this nest right here.

  • But how do I do?

  • Said thing.

  • It just did it.

  • Oh, I'm gonna lay some eggs and my progeny.

  • You're gonna rule the world.

  • I hate eggs.

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • I just fired it out.

  • A bunch of thanks.

  • Mickey D's.

  • That's not Mickey D's is KFC.

  • That means I'm eating chicken.

  • You're gonna want that coffee.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • He pieces of trash.

  • Your ambition.

  • I'm eating the trash that I am.

  • I'm a lesser form of being.

  • Thanks.

  • Game Finally, a game I can relate to.

  • Finally, a game that speaks my language.

  • Ah, they have the goat goat from goat simulator.

  • Ah, that's fun.

  • I like that.

  • I like when developers show each other some phone and respect towards each other.

  • Properties like that a lot.

  • Okay, Time to eat.

  • Happy meal.

  • It's a cheery me.

  • I have big plans again.

  • I can make a nest at the very top of this thing.

  • And I don't know why you haven't been doing it, because that's a great idea.

  • This is a much better place for a nest.

  • Okay.

  • Can I lay eggs?

  • Yes.

  • So many eggs.

  • Wait.

  • Can I blame or can you guys hatch?

  • I want to see what happens.

  • I want to take over the world with pigeons.

  • I just lame.

  • Or what's the point?

  • Okay.

  • I have objectives in first.

  • The park infest the plaza, infest the factory, maybe have to sit on my eggs.

  • Yeah, I have to sit on my eggs because I'm a pigeon.

  • Idiot.

  • What else was I supposed to fly around?

  • This is our pigeons.

  • Do can we have more pigeons?

  • I'm gonna have pigeons everywhere.

  • I'm gonna have an army of pigeons that are going to come in and they're all gonna swoop in and take your to pain.

  • Yeah, you you gross!

  • Okay, They need food.

  • Hey, Hey, you stop it.

  • I'm a mother and I have 10 kids, you asshole!

  • Okay.

  • Do you guys need this?

  • Did I do it?

  • How?

  • Wait.

  • Maybe I can feed them human.

  • I didn't work.

  • Hey!

  • Oh, G Oh!

  • Oh, This pigeon's almost don't for guys.

  • Damn it!

  • You know, my pigeon killed.

  • All right, the big boy balls.

  • Air on on.

  • We're going for it this time, gamers.

  • Enough messing around.

  • This is pigeon simulator.

  • You know, the pigeons are going to solve the climate crisis.

  • The pigeons are just gonna come out here and plant all the trees themselves.

  • Pigeons love team trees, Diego Hush hush little ones.

  • Push, Push!

  • Mom is here.

  • E b A pigeon.

  • I don't give them food.

  • I puke the food.

  • So Mama do it's Mama's gotta eat first, though.

  • Mom's gonna hound down on a Mac.

  • Mickey D's I don't know what I do from there.

  • I know what the button is to puke all over my Children.

  • It's also a sentence.

  • I never thought I'd have to say Wait a second.

  • Can I Ah, hell, yes.

  • Skateboard pigeon.

  • It doesn't bring me a lot.

  • Do you think me now?

  • Humans.

  • Idiots.

  • You, That's what this is.

  • You I thought that was P.

  • I'm just puke in all over them.

  • Yeah, all right.

  • He got my babies.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You're gonna bleed me dry.

  • This is gonna work this time.

  • Yes.

  • Rise, my brothers.

  • The pigeon ng happens now.

  • This is just This is untitled goose game for pigeons.

  • I am pigeon.

  • Yes, I can hear them destroy the world already.

  • The young king happens now, brothers.

  • All right, time to infect the factory.

  • They're not even going to see a coming.

  • I'm gonna put a halt to this city, okay?

  • People are getting shot on all over the place, and I love it.

  • Okay?

  • My pigeons are almost ready.

  • Just a little bit more food.

  • I got this.

  • I got this.

  • Ouch!

  • Eat up real fast, real fast.

  • Stop!

  • Slips up.

  • Yeah, Pigeon man.

  • Hawaii.

  • Well, I guess it's actually regular pigeon.

  • Okay, but do some stuff.

  • Gives me a pink thing.

  • I don't know what that means, but I'm excited about it.

  • I ate a bagel or a donor.

  • Bagels just unsweetened donuts.

  • Changed my mind.

  • You'll know I'm right.

  • Sorry for this.

  • Hot take.

  • Pigeon brothers rise.

  • They honk.

  • Inning is no.

  • The cooling is now Take their forklifts and destroy their society.

  • Just regular pigeon.

  • Oh, it was in the plaza that they were getting.

  • Oh, exterminators calm.

  • Am I supposed to do about it?

  • How am I supposed to take on a van?

  • Drop a human on it?

  • That's gonna work.

  • I have high hopes for this under attack.

  • No, brothers bitch.

  • He's setting fire to my nest.

  • Well, they don't need the nest anymore.

  • Come here.

  • His brains.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I broke him.

  • He's stuck in the fence now.

  • Okay?

  • No, Eat him.

  • Eat bits of him.

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • I'm gonna make an example of you See this van?

  • If he does, then you died.

  • God dammit!

  • We starved to death.

  • Somebody burning my nest again.

  • Are you serious?

  • I didn't even give me a warning.

  • Come here.

  • No!

  • Here we go.

  • What's that do doing, asshole?

  • Okay.

  • Ouch!

  • She's out!

  • Out!

  • Stop!

  • What the hell are we supposed to do?

  • Have our God!

  • Okay, Hold on, Children.

  • Mommy's coming.

  • Mommy's gotta feed chicks I'm making my way back.

  • Make him a way downtown.

  • Fly in first, Dickheads Pastime!

  • A pigeon did it.

  • OK, Mommy's here.

  • Mommy's here.

  • Yes.

  • Eat the yellow.

  • Eat the slime.

  • I will murder you.

  • How do you feel?

  • Murdered yet?

  • Really?

  • Fucking murder you.

  • You murdered how I hurt myself in my confusion.

  • Is this enough for you guys?

  • Yes, Yes, yes, yes!

  • Infest the park.

  • This is really this is all coming together now.

  • Okay, Get Get the proper food.

  • Yes, That brothers thing is a really hard game to play solo.

  • Who?

  • This one's red.

  • Does that mean the major's eat spicy food?

  • Okay, tryto trying to jump to the other table.

  • That didn't work.

  • How am I supposed to do this?

  • Oh, on full.

  • Oh, First time that's happened.

  • I got full and then exploded all over everything.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I broke the wall.

  • I didn't even know you could do that.

  • Okay, lay eggs.

  • Nice.

  • No, wait.

  • You're under attack.

  • But you're not dead yet.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • I'm just waiting for this.

  • I'm waiting for this.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Hold on a little longer, Buds.

  • I've never been so invested in pigeons before.

  • This should be easy to do because it starts at a high bar.

  • Hell, yeah, That'll teach him very excellent.

  • Okay.

  • It says I have to to protect the nest by destroying their van.

  • They destroy your van with with eggs?

  • I don't know, and I'm gonna be starving.

  • Goddammit!

  • Exterminators cleared out of the park.

  • Hell, yeah!

  • Okay, last area record, you is like three junk inning begins now.

  • The cooing the coup inning doesn't have the same ring to it.

  • The honk inning is way cooler.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, you can do this, Moloch barred.

  • Fill those bad boys up.

  • Yes, Infest all towns that all of them infest the park infested factory.

  • I did those.

  • The nest got destroyed.

  • Well, fuck my dick!

  • Oh, I can actually aim.

  • That's good.

  • I can also die of starvation as always.

  • That's epic love, Dina.

  • Starvation.

  • Every time I get so close to putting down the very last thing on exterminator comes along and destroys my nest.

  • I really want to know what those purple fricking barrels do.

  • How dare you attack, right?

  • Nest a whole whole pitch and get him.

  • There's another one under attack.

  • God damn it, I just straight up killed that guy without even trying.

  • Okay, good.

  • And I need to feed chicks over here.

  • This is the last one, for fuck's sake.

  • I know I'm supposed to be destroying vans and all that jazz, but honestly, I don't really know how the game works, So I'm just gonna play it my way.

  • And you're always going to deal with that.

  • You okay with that?

  • You can.

  • Thank you, big baby.

  • Yes, Yes, yes, yes, yes!

  • Yeah, The press pigeon.

  • Congratulations.

  • Your pigeon.

  • Children have infested the city.

  • Humanity.

  • Got what it deserved.

  • Pigeons have taken over.

  • When you look outside your window and you see a pigeon flying by for now on, you won't just let go.

  • Stupid pigeon.

  • You look at it and think, God, no!

  • All righty.

  • Well, that does it for pigeon bread.

  • Face a really neat little game, a little tedious and a little annoying.

  • But that's only because I was playing on my own.

  • And you can support up to four players.

  • So I think if you got in and played with some friends, this would actually be super funny because you could fly around and you could just all interact.

  • You could have one person like on the nest where another person goes and fills up, and then once the eggs, or has she come in a puke all over them?

  • And then you would rise faster than ever.

  • I didn't really get some of the mechanics.

  • I know I had to destroy the vans but didn't know how to do it.

  • And sometimes trying t o trying to grab things and destroy them and smacking into them and all that yourself.

  • Sometimes it ended up just hurting you more than figuring out what was going on.

  • So I didn't want to hurt my pigeon too much because I kept dying all the time.

  • I was trying to destroy things as much as I probably should have.

  • But all I know is that pigeons are fearful creatures on bacon stick their heads and bread and destroy the world.

  • I don't know what else to tell you, but anyway, thank you guys for watching it if you liked it.

  • And if you love pigeons and you want to be pair of the Revolution, don't forget the like the video because if you don't, a pigeon's gonna come to your house and it's gonna shit all over your bed.

  • I don't make the rules.

  • That's just the way it is.

  • But also, don't forget to subscribe if you're new here and you want to.

  • Seymour.

  • 40 Videos like this on also suggest some games on the comments on him all year holds, but until then, the young king is now brothers.

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