Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • Who is it?

  • Who's behind the line?

  • You have 10 seconds to answer.

  • It's Mame time.

  • It's time.

  • It's time.

  • Gather on friends.

  • It's mean time, time, time.

  • The only cure for sadness.

  • Welcome back, everybody.

  • To my humble abode, you're all welcome.

  • Inside this joint, I was gonna see an echo chamber, but that's a bad thing.

  • Is that echo too?

  • It's a chamber that creates echoes.

  • Whatever role the names me, people trying to make names on this separated.

  • You ain't from around here, are you?

  • First of all, I've never seen that movie.

  • Uh, secondly, it doesn't matter.

  • Means means spatter What he looked like.

  • It doesn't matter.

  • It doesn't even matter if they're funny.

  • Memes is means, and that's what the Internet is.

  • The Internet is just a collective subconscious on.

  • We're all trying to figure out what I try to do out here.

  • We're trying to figure out why we exist.

  • We're trying to figure out where we all yell into this digital thing, trying to make an imprint.

  • And it's working because I laugh every single one of calling him Jack or shot.

  • I No, no, no, no.

  • Calling him Billy Bob McGinty Not ask her to shit.

  • It's going, Billy Bob, begin to you from now on.

  • You know what?

  • This is gonna happen.

  • I'd be walking down the street like a month and somebody you gotta go like Billy about McGinty and I just keep on walking and you never get to talk to me because I will have forgotten that I said this.

  • Diamonds?

  • Nah.

  • Amaro's at Nha Irish potatoes not ask you to shit.

  • That's all I need.

  • Just give you some.

  • Tanner's give you some sports.

  • My life will be happy.

  • I don't need anything else in my life.

  • Just give me Tae Ho's.

  • I kind of need air and oxygen and everything else.

  • But whatever potatoes is life Oh, God, Jesus.

  • There's more horror calling him Jax after guy, small brain calling him Jack sightly bigger brain, calling him Sean all we're getting into it, calling him the Gaelic Gladiator, calling him Billy Bob McGinty calling him the Garlic Gladiator, realizing it doesn't matter what we call him.

  • True enlightenment.

  • My third eye has been opened and squeegee clean.

  • I can see it all now.

  • I'm a real gamer because it doesn't matter what you call me because At the end of the day, you were never able to be.

  • You'll never be able to call me his money names I've called myself over the years.

  • Why?

  • Why is this a thing?

  • What?

  • I create new wacky names for Jack's etiquette?

  • Yeah, because we needed more.

  • I'm a Sean Jack.

  • And that's not confusing enough already.

  • No.

  • Now we have the glad glad Jack's leprechaun loud potato on P.

  • M A N P.

  • Man.

  • You wouldn't call me P Men.

  • Is that really what you want to call me?

  • That I wasn't p.

  • M.

  • And but no, it's just It's a p man.

  • That's it.

  • And P man Destroyer of Toilets, Fighter of evil.

  • I am the man ready to fight Whatever you just create something that everyone calls me calls me sir or lord so that whenever you see me opponent, you people come up like Excuse me, Lord, there from the rafters like we'll never be a big deal.

  • If everyone's calling him Ward, you know what?

  • That's not It sounds like we have a cold standing on dhe YouTube fandoms.

  • What kind of bordering colts already.

  • So let's not test the water, shall we?

  • Let's just smack my microphone more or less.

  • I'm good.

  • You like that?

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, my.

  • It's on the slap chop guy, That is.

  • First of all, I was looking at this going.

  • That's an incredible troll face that have over here.

  • Going.

  • That's me.

  • I did the same.

  • My hair is not as wild as it was back then.

  • Those were the DAC years two weeks ago.

  • Let's not forget that Vince went to jail for apparently beating the shit out of a hooker.

  • So let's let's maybe not like in two things, the same.

  • But also, that's the same that I do it.

  • You're gonna love my nuts.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Again it good.

  • It's not good and bad.

  • It's scary.

  • Okay, It's good.

  • I did the faces.

  • Well, that's just gonna get 40 shots.

  • But this one Richard just going at this slap shop, slap shop, shop shop.

  • Or we should call it sleep.

  • Shop three.

  • I get a lot of homes here.

  • Fuckers don't even have eyes.

  • Jesus, Look at this on Moses to come apart of red sea hair.

  • But yes, you are correct.

  • I get a lot of hose in Minecraft.

  • I've made a lot of it's not really, though, because I had character like this.

  • An animal would never have a beard.

  • They need to be baby face.

  • Everyone could be like check in 2016.

  • Shit.

  • Holy mother of cunt.

  • Fuck Jack.

  • 2019.

  • What the Frick Frak sticks?

  • Yeah, you're pretty damn on the money with that one, huh?

  • Well, first of all, we're in a state of YouTube where you can't say anything You can't swear at all without getting all of your ad revenue taken away from you.

  • So ever.

  • Everybody's changing.

  • But also, this just got easy just saying it's like silly swear words over the top all the time.

  • Like that's that's easy mode coming up.

  • It's silly sounding words just way more fun these days.

  • There's something so hilarious about something terrible happening, and I'm going, Oh, man, what the heck and Gene, it's just such a nice juxtaposition.

  • A man with a fucking god shade is this.

  • It's still funny, but it's low.

  • Hanging fruit at this point should just make a video that's like called de monetization.

  • It's just me sitting here on swearing nonstop for the entire video.

  • Don't see anything else.

  • Let's take up a swear Bible and say every single one of them And look at the metrics of it.

  • Ah, that's a great idea.

  • I'm gonna do that after this.

  • Also, it's mainly due to Minecraft.

  • There's something about Minecraft where I can swear during it and whatever, but I don't want to.

  • It's too wholesome.

  • I don't wantto take it down to my with this device.

  • I can now read the mind of my crush Potato.

  • She is perfect.

  • It's all it takes up that way.

  • You know.

  • You know how they say the way to a person's heart.

  • Know the way to Jack's Potato is with potato.

  • Top comment is Don't break HER ankle.

  • It's a long time since I broke a girl's ankle.

  • Okay, whatever.

  • You break a girl's ankle one time and suddenly everyone's like any.

  • Don't break the wrinkles.

  • Fair Jack, Please explain.

  • I just had to explain to Felix Wide popped the cherry actually means and then I reply with I feel like I failed him as a friend.

  • What is there to explain?

  • Felix didn't get a common expression.

  • I don't know what he thought it was.

  • I think he thought it was just like popping a cherry was a thing.

  • You do like.

  • Oh, I threw something across the room.

  • I guess I pop the cherry way.

  • Need to pop the champagne.

  • Oh, let's pop the cherry.

  • That's no.

  • But again, I should have been there for him.

  • I let him down.

  • Could have been there in his time of need.

  • Damn it all.

  • Never again.

  • Video I like in the next episode of Minecraft we're going and I'd be like, Felix when the Minecraft birds in the Minecraft bees love each other very much when you are actually from the future.

  • I'm gonna call you Samson because your Samsung get it.

  • It's very clever.

  • Name sends Nick sunsets.

  • And two weeks ago down, we didn't predict the future.

  • I mean, to be fair, it's very obvious Gotham Samsonite, because that's the name of like, the briefcases.

  • But what it is like Samson night.

  • But I also didn't want him to get confused for like something that you put paper in.

  • As you could tell me, naming stuff in Minecraft is very big brain.

  • Who's that polka?

  • Bob Wolff drowned?

  • No.

  • Why?

  • Why would you do this to me?

  • It wasn't my fault a little bit my fault.

  • But I hated it all the same.

  • Don't do me like this.

  • Don't hurt me.

  • Why would you do that?

  • I'm sad.

  • But as we say here on meantime, maim a day keeps the sadness away.

  • So let's just keep on rolling.

  • Maybe the next mean won't crush my soul.

  • Oh my God.

  • Jax.

  • Jax at the gaming group Load This has to stop you deep i megaupload.

  • It's time to stop a CZ.

  • You've no doubt surmised by now by me and Felix playing Minecraft together.

  • We share one brain cell way trade off every now and then, and it's like you have the brain cell today.

  • I'll borrow tomorrow and then it lines up and we have the same titans.

  • This'd just turn into me.

  • Guessing phrases and other languages now is all except the guy mango upload to Harry Yang Lalu.

  • That's a foreign language to say.

  • I'm going to say that that's, uh, Vietnamese Filipino Tagalog.

  • I don't know.

  • Let me know comments down below.

  • You know that comment section on there.

  • It's not just to yell at people.

  • It's not just tow shit on everybody else.

  • It's not just to tell me what I did wrong in the episode and tell me that I need to get green hair again and shave?

  • No, you could actually have helpful, useful information.

  • Did you guys know about this light life?

  • Hack you two back?

  • I had to YouTube everybody.

  • Did you all know about this?

  • All my friends came by to watch me record.

  • God, What is this a mean for ants?

  • This is tiny Jack Sean, Gaelic Gladiator.

  • Septic boop.

  • Er what's up?

  • Milady's looking.

  • Fighting you Waste control.

  • Winnie the Pooh Pooh.

  • It's so awesome that this is a weird one here, though.

  • What's the What's the original context is is he like mid frame?

  • Looks like Winnie the Pooh just smoked a bowl with your and he's just think Yeah, uh, that's not honey.

  • He ate leva exists Jack, I Oh, that's my new favorite, Mima as well that I I'm a head out.

  • I love it.

  • It's so funny.

  • But you it's like that family going Lowest me where she's just like leaping into something.

  • I I'm Ed in.

  • I always did in the last.

  • No!

  • Oh, why lie right that I mentioned it?

  • Oh, every time Have you noticed this pattern every time I mentioned falling into lava.

  • In the meantime, it always happens almost in the exact episode after it.

  • So I guess I guess in the next episode of Minecraft, I'm falling into the love again.

  • Wow.

  • Jack is so popular.

  • They added him in Minecraft storybook.

  • What?

  • Even if you hate to wait, they use my likeness first.

  • Lego Anno Minecraft notch.

  • I am disappointment.

  • How dare you use my likeness for your video games?

  • Come on, Mo Yang.

  • He's even got my perfect dead soul behind the eyes.

  • Look, he doesn't have the good beard, though.

  • You know, he has a crappy beard.

  • You know what they call this in some places, A talking vagina.

  • But it's just the hair around the mouth you need.

  • You need the full luscious Dannic beard.

  • That's how you know it's a true warrior.

  • Damn drawing of Jack.

  • I'm so part of it and I hope that you like it.

  • I do love it.

  • Wow, That's really damn good.

  • You should be proud of it.

  • That's incredible.

  • Thank you so much, Jackie boy.

  • Men, boys to men.

  • I think that lost his beard.

  • Twinkly, sparkly baby blues People have sent me this.

  • Ah, lot recently, Jack in 2014 0 my God.

  • I look like a douche bag.

  • Fight your sleep.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • The resemblance is uncanny, eh?

  • Oh, it's been five years.

  • My, my styles, society styles have changed.

  • This is from far Craig primal.

  • I mean, the character looks a lot like me.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • He's even got my weird apple bulging biceps.

  • They say it was fair, Craig Primal.

  • It's hunter primal that the hunting game rig around and find dinosaurs.

  • You know what that was?

  • You know, 2014.

  • Jack was doing right there.

  • He was lashing out.

  • He was projecting.

  • I did.

  • I was covering up my head with a flat cap.

  • I didn't even have facial hair back then.

  • Of course, I'm gonna call this person a douchebag.

  • Of course, lashing out.

  • I was projecting my insecurities onto somebody else when I shouldn't do that.

  • Just be Whatever you want to do is look, however you want to look, you know what clothes.

  • You're not hurting anybody.

  • Things You're not an actual douchebag.

  • Who cares?

  • Oh, dude, that's awesome.

  • It's called Sean, You're burning up again.

  • Shut up, Down.

  • Even got like a regular creeper for the old green deceptive man.

  • But the wavy red and black one for Felix.

  • Oh, my, You he might whom lip lip up.

  • Being chased by a baby zombie on.

  • You even have big brain tower in the background.

  • Big brain tuber tower.

  • Amazing.

  • Wouldn't it be cool if he actually could put the nether right there?

  • And then it's to get into our pyramid.

  • It's a game of like, cat mouse.

  • You have to sprint through to get to it.

  • There be also Rodri Suarez.

  • Thank you so much.

  • This is incredible.

  • I love it.

  • Oh, look, it's all my favorites.

  • Well, some of my family is missing, but this is the way this is drawn before we got new before we got she upon and my half.

  • Oh, Samson.

  • Because they haven't named him yet.

  • Oh, God.

  • Who?

  • No, no, no.

  • Don't tell me this isn't my craft.

  • He doesn't know.

  • Uh, that's really cool.

  • Your Finbar.

  • We've Sam.

  • We have green and blue.

  • We have my beautiful rainbow, My double rainbow.

  • Thank you for inverting it.

  • You know what this guy has been telling you?

  • Lies for years.

  • This is what the real rainbow has looked like, but no fairy to thank you very, very much.

  • I love I love seeing Phanor it so thank you guys.

  • I know this seems cruel, but I'm genuinely curious.

  • Will you press the button?

  • You finally get to meet Chiana Reeves, but it's on the same day as Felix's wedding.

  • What if Chiana, who was at the wedding, everything about that?

  • There's always a loophole to get out of these questions.

  • But if Quiano was like, Hey, let's do an interview on the same days Felix is waiting.

  • I would go to that wedding is what style of Chiana Reeves.

  • Hello, Felix.

  • More on seeing them happy on their special day is one of the highlights off this year.

  • So I throw your question backing face.

  • What's assistant mirror?

  • Do a professor.

  • It shows us nothing more or less then the deepest, most effort, desperate desires of our hearts.

  • Potatoes, that's all I want is the mirror of Aricept.

  • We'll just show me potatoes all the time.

  • It never wavers.

  • It never falters.

  • Maybe every now and then have to show me my Minecraft dog.

  • But other than that, it's potatoes all the time.

  • I shouldn't make a potato in Minecraft.

  • It has a perfect a picture of it right here of what it looks like.

  • It's perfect and pixelated.

  • Everything in my craft could be made picks.

  • I'd have to make a three D, though.

  • Screw it.

  • We're doing it.

  • We're gonna build a big potato in Minecraft somewhere.

  • Bookies getting key Report video for too much.

  • Yes, Silver Award Video game commentary Best.

  • Let's play best.

  • YouTubers Great noises its content That's all feelings even message each other that we like Cryptic clicky flip flop flip flop ship shop.

  • By the end of that, Siri's, we're gonna have our own language.

  • The language of the gods.

  • Screw train Thio, Get the enchantment language.

  • Like actually translated.

  • Let's get a petition to get the book club actually translated.

  • What does it mean?

  • What does it mean?

  • The area 51 raid is 11 days away on everyone has forgot repost This mean to spread awareness on hype?

  • You heard it, Gamers.

  • Area 51 raid.

  • I completely forgot that that was actually still a thing.

  • I thought that mean just came and went and died.

  • But I guess we're still rating Area 51.

  • What's in there?

  • It is my brain cells.

  • What if in area 51 it's just a bunch of Dr Phil clothes.

  • Whatever area 51 is the ranch on, we find all the people that we sent there.

  • Then Dr Phil is gonna have his work cut out for him for ending it back.

  • What if inside Area 51 is just the friends we made along the way I'll be getting into Area 51 is the true test of friendship.

  • All I know is that if anyone can get to the bottom, what's in area 51?

  • It's youtubers on members, girls during puberty.

  • Nothing.

  • Guys during puberty.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Let me play with that.

  • That's to puberty jokes.

  • If I mean I know what was wrong with me, I I'm ahead out.

  • That's the end of meantime.

  • There are no means for today.

  • I'm glad that you stopped by.

  • I hope that you had a few last because don't forget a mean today keeps the depression away.

  • Don't forget to leave like in the video.

  • If you enjoy means.

  • I know you all do.

  • I better see Billy likes smash it.

  • I hope you have wonderful day, huh?

Who is it?

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it