Sothefirstthing I wanttodoissaythankyoutoeverybodywho's onthischannel.
Anybodywhowatchesanybodywho's beenheresincethebeginningorjustjoinedyesterdayoranybodyinbetween I really, genuinelywholeheartedlyappreciateyouandthankyouforbeinghere.
Buton a differentnote, let's messshitup.
Enoughwholesomeness.
Okay?
Wecoulddothatanothertime.
Rightnowwehavetokillsomeghosts.
I knowwhatyou'rethinking.
ThatJackdoesn't makeanysense.
I amanaccidentalgenius.
Takethat, Parents.
I wentfrombeinganaccidenttoanaccidentalgenius.
Whatareyougoingtodoaboutthat?
I'm gonnaputonmyglasses, solookevensmarter.
No, I'm not.
I don't needthemtorecordthisclosetomyscreen.
Whatam I doing?
I'm beinganidiot.
Wait!
There's a eggmissing.
Hasanybodyseenanegg?
Comehere.
I alwaysmessitup.
I alwaysmessitup.
Canyousticktothis?
No.
Thenhowdo I getmonies?
Let's seeifwecandoubleteamthisgreedy.
No, Luigi, you'reuseless.
You'redefinitelyanaccidentMistake.
Okay, There's a lotofbirdseyemissing.
Theycamebackscratchingmyface.
Umum, holdon.
Thatworkedflawlessly.
Youknowwhat?
I don't needyourdamnbirds.
Dowhatever I wantourpiggy.
Howdowegetthesethings?
Notlikethat.
I wantit.
Isthereanythinghereatall?
I'm abideLuigi.
Maybe I'llgetsomethinginherethatwillhelp.
That's cool.
I'vealwayswantedtosee, like, properfossils.
Inreallife.
I wanttogotolike, umwhat's themuseum?
TheMuseumofNaturalHistory.
Isthat a NewYork?
Am I correct?
Mygeographyandknowledgeisbad.
Allright, it's yourtimetoshine.
GoIgIsuckit.
Suckit.
Suckit.
Suckit.
Nicewerecoordinated, Luigi.
Ifweeverneededtoget a nukelaunchedonmeatthetwistedkeysatthesametime, we'd beperfectforthat.
Guys, I'm notgonnasaythat I'm a bigdeal, but I'm prettymuchthecoolestgamerthateverexistedbecause I havesomuchmorninginLuigi's mansion, hispipethereandmissthat.
Damnit!
Thedipperpoints.
Oh, rubberducky!
Wow!
Gary, wait.
You'rewearinggloves?
Whywouldyouneedtodothat?
That's me.
When I take a shit, it's likefinallyOh, God, It's notfunny.
Nobeard.
Butthey'rehere.
Okay, so I willputGreggythroughthepipebecausethere's a pipehere.
Pleasetellmethatoneactuallyconnectsoverthere.
No, itdon't.
Right.
Well, thanksfornotgreedythebill.
Allright, getbackinhere.
Okay, Sotrythispipe.
Okay?
Butweturnedthatoffniceandeasy.
HerthatFrickerFrackersthatconnectsthere.
Butwheredoesitgo?
Wheredoesitgo?
I donotknow.
Turnthelightsoff.
Carrymehome.
Lala, lalala, lalaalone.
I alsoneedtoget a thingtogetupthere.
Buthowdolet's movesomestuffaround?
MaybethesecrethiddenWho?
That's justregularpaper.
That's notmoney.
Regularpapersucksanythingbackhere.
Youknowthere's a ladder.
Comehere, Bos, you'reNo, no, no, no, no.
Themopbucket.
What I tellyou, I don't want a mopbucket, buttheygetLouis.
I'm havingwaytoomuchfunplayingthisgame, man.
I feellike a child.
That's perfect, cause I actlike a trialMosttimes, anyway, Theyweresomuchmoneyinthislight.
Isthatit?
Thatdoesn't actuallyhelptherestofit.
Oh, mytinybook.
Wait.
Oh, thisis a fabric.
I thoughtthat a man.
Okay, move.
Boxcount.
Wait I thoughtthatthatwas a pieceofmetal.
I mean, thatwaswhat I wassupposedtosignify.
Itwassupposedtomakeyouthinkthatitwasthatitwasn't.
That's megettingoutofbedinthemorning.
Allright, nowcomeondown.
Goodlad.
LeaveLuigibehindit.
Saysyou, amigo.
E G.
No, wedon't needthisairofthegamegreens.
Imaginethree.
Fine.
I knowtechnicallythatthesameconsciousness, butwhatever.
Hi.
What?
Whytonight?
Oh, I couldn't suckyoutherefor a second.
Oh, frickinrude.
Meandthislovelyfella.
We'rehaving a nicebattle.
I willkillyourmother.
Comeon, Comeon.
But, Jackthereghostsarealreadydidtellthemagain.
Youyou I'm sorry.
Thegametookmetherefor a second.
Uh, thismusic's awesome.
ItisthatthelastwasItremindsmeofsomething, though.
I hitmymike.
I thought I putitoutfor a second.
Oh, Okay.
What?
Hello?
I'm awake.
Okay, sowegottabalancethese.
Nice.
Okay, Golgi.
Oh, youknow, now I havetobecareful.
Oh, God.
Pleasedon't turnontheonerightaboveme.
Okay, sweetie, You'resafeforanotherday.
I thinkthenextonedoesturniton, though.
Let's see.
No, you'refine.
You'refine.
OK, nowdothis.
Onerunway?
Yes.
Andthenthisone.
Oh, I don't need a book.
Itif I do, thisisgoingtoturnontheoneaboutme.
No, but I couldsurvive.
Anyway.
There's a midithat.
Okay, WhatTheFrickTurnoffthelastone.
Ah, lookatyou.
Cheeky.
Because I'm wearingtheLuigiHut.
There's a heightenedinhere.
Thatseemslike a lot.
I think a lotofsecurityforthisplace.
I don't knowwhatyouguys.
Thisis a lot.
Allright.
Whatnow, youfucker?
It's alwaysinmyhead.
I'm like, no, saysomethingelsething.
Fuckers.
Notfunny.
Then I'm like, I gothroughalltheprocesses.
Andthen I learnedbackinitonyourexandmaking, andit's funny.