It's been good.

Yeah, except Ross is more uptight

about crumbs than you are.

in the couch.

And I am not uptight

about crumbs.

It's just that, you know, crumbs attract mice

and mice leave droppings

and that's how the plague started.

So if you want to relive that again...

Mice did

plague.

Rats did.

Rattus norvegicus, to be exact.

Oh, good God, Ross!

Nick at Nite once in a while!

All right, I'm going. Good-bye.

Phoebe, will you wait here?

I want to get your opinion

on something.

Yeah.

So, Ross, how does Mona feel about you two living together?

Oh, I'm actually on my way to tell her right now.

Yeah, she's been away all week visiting her parents

but she'll be cool.

I mean, she's been so supportive.

She even got the baby a tiny T-shirt

that says, "Fossils are my friends."

Ugh.

Come on, Mona, don't kiss ass.

So, I'm going to take off.

All right. Oh.

Shoot. Oh, shoot!

Rachel wanted to see this tape.

What is it?

It's a video of my friend giving birth.

Could you just bring it back to your apartment?

All right.

"Candy and Cookie"?

Yeah.

Candy's the mother, Cookie's the daughter.

The father's name is also Cookie.

Why am I friends with these people?